“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”
“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”
And her friend Barbara Walters accused her of “Frankly, she did almost anything for a laugh” — but Joan would definitely disagree, for she said of herself “I will do Anything for a laugh.”
In Memoriam
Joan Rivers
[June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014]
has yet to be renewed for an 11th season.
