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Cute Couple

Disney+ original film Lady and the Tramp rolled out with the streaming service November 12, 2019.

#LadyAndTheTramp is a Disney+ exclusive.

rottentomatoes: 63%

metacritic: 48

imdb: 6.4

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Bounty Hunter


Disney+ original drama The Mandalorian rolled out its pilot with the streaming service this Tuesday November 12th, 2019.

#TheMandalorian season 2 is in development.

rottentomatoes: 89%

metacritic: 68

imdb: 9.1

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Celestial Warfare

Celestial Warfare 1

Disney’s D23 EXPO this past weekend teased a multitude of possibilities including an entire¬†Star Wars theme park. ¬†Star Wars Land¬†will be added to Walt Disney World‚Äôs Hollywood Studios in Orlando, FL., but¬†will likely not open until 2018.

Star Wars Episode VII‘s script apparently is still being heavily doctored but the film will start shooting in 2014. ¬†Casting news thus far has been slim; but actor¬†Ian McDiarmid¬†has been confirmed recast as Senator Palpatine despite that¬†characters untimely demise. ¬†Palapatine did have an apprentice however, which many think will serve as one of the main villains in the film. ¬†The 7th installment will focus on the offspring of Han Solo and Princess Leia.



Star Wars Episode VII will shoot for a December 2015 release date, reportedly.

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Transcendental Symbiosis

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Marvel’s panel at SDCC¬†primarily showcased an ensemble Guardians of the Galaxy cast including: Zoe Saldana, Benicio Del Toro, Lee Pace, Chris Pratt and Djimon Hounsou. ¬†The Avenger’s 2 will be titled¬†Avengers: Age of Ultron,¬†which let’s be totally honest is multitudes better than Zack Snyder managed to do:

Albert Einstein himself¬†plans on bringing depth and meaning to his¬†Batman/Superman team up-film,¬†so he titled the film: ¬†Superman vs. Batman. ¬†The guy’s clearly a genius. ¬†Why¬†Warner Bros.¬†keeps hiring a man who’s “best film” garnered a¬†56%¬†on¬†rottentomatoes, is baffling. ¬†As a matter of fact, the guy’s¬†LAST THREE FILMS¬†averaged a blunderous¬†43%¬†on the oft-referenced¬†meta-critic-website. ¬†Now, I’m no rocket scientist. ¬†To be certain. ¬†But words like¬†fail, and¬†baddie; spring to mind.

UPDATE: Actors Josh Brolin and Ryan Gosling are reportedly in front-running for a rebooted Caped Crusader.


Vin Diesel will voice Groot.

Bradley Cooper may be Rocket Raccoon.

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Contemptible Posterity


The summer is upon us my dear friends and with it comes San Diego Comic-Con, and Despicable Me 2:

The first one got an 81% on rottentomatoes.  Which is better than any film Zack Snyder has ever made.  Ever.


Marvel’s promise to “keep taking risks” ended them up with an Ant-Man¬†film. ¬†How pumped were YOU when you saw “Ant-Man“? ¬†You weren’t. ¬†Disney recently announced that Marvel Studios’ Phase Three will kick off in the summer of 2016:¬†releasing films on — July 8 2016, May 6 2016, and May 5 2017. ¬†Ant-Man and Doctor Strange will be two of those films, and have yet to cast lead roles. Having recently reacquired intellectual property¬†Blade, Daredevil, The Punisher, and Ghostrider: Marvel¬†has requested a meeting with Vin Diesel. ¬†Opening the door for a whole lot of nerd speculation.


Marvel Phase Three

Quote1.pngThere comes a time in¬†contracts¬†where, if a studio is done making the movies,¬†[the characters] come home,” he explained. “That doesn’t mean we’re going to make another movie. But it means they’re¬†back in the fold, which is¬†where we want them to be.Quote2.png¬†¬†—¬†Kevin Feige

Doctor Strange

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Carnal Comradery

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Zack Snyder may be a bad story-teller, but in all fairness is a¬†talented cinematographer. ¬†Luckily enough for us, Christopher Nolan is the kind of guy that would start¬†trolling¬†a baddie if they are¬†bad. ¬†Which let’s be honest if you are dealing with¬†Zack Snyder;¬†that is¬†going to be the case more often than not.

#TROLOLOLOL. ¬†Disney¬†finally¬†bought itself¬†out of¬†Marvel’s¬†Paramount contract,¬†but is still paying¬†8% and 9%¬†royalties¬†on¬†grosses¬†$1,511,757,910¬†(The Avengers)¬† and¬†$1,147,575,931¬†(Iron Man 3)¬†respectively.¬†¬†Granting¬†Paramount¬†roughly¬†200$mill¬†without breaking a sweat. ¬†Or literally even doing anything.¬†¬†Thor: The Dark World¬†however:¬†will be¬†Marvel Studios’¬†first foot-loose and fancy-free “in-house” project. ¬†With a little bit of¬†wiggle-room,¬†Marvel¬†has¬†already started writing up scripts¬†for some of it’s most¬†recently re-acquired¬†intellectual property¬†most notably:¬†Blade,¬†Punisher,¬†Daredevil,¬†Ghostrider, and¬†Doctor Strange.

Quote1.pngThey’re back in the fold, which is where we want them to be.Quote2.png¬†— ¬†Marvel President Kevin Feige

Marvel Phase 3

As the #superheroarmsrace #startsheatingup, rumor has it @ChrisNolanWB is now basically the Kevin Feige of DC/Warner Bros.  Igniting what some might describe as a MERCILESS RUMBLE OF TITANS.

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Transcendental Gloom

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J.J. Abrams is looking like a pretty solid candidate to bring Star Wars back into legitimacy, as his warm-up for Star Wars Episode VII is rocks an 87% on rottentomatoes:

A brand new Star Wars trilogy is not all Disney has in mind,¬†as a matter of fact the mass-media corporation says that at least one¬†spin-off film is also “in the works”:

Quote1.pngWe are in fact working on a few stand-alone films,”¬†says Disney CEO Bob Iger. (Lawrence) Kasdan and¬†Simon Kinberg¬†are both working on films derived from great Star Wars¬†characters that are not part of the overall saga. ¬†So we plan to make Star Wars VII, VIII and IX over roughly a six-year period of time starting in 2015. But there are going to be a few other films released in that period of time too.Quote2.png

Ya go ahead and sign me up for all of that.  Thanks.

Naturally speculation¬†about potential “standalone films”¬†has run amuck: everyone from Boba Fett to¬†Yoda to a young Han Solo to a Seven Samurai Jedi Knight Ensemble Film are rumored as possibilities. ¬†The last one sounding¬†pretty boss. ¬†Oh wait. ¬†Nevermind. ¬†It was Zack Snyder’s idea. ¬†And let’s be honest with ourselves. ¬†That guy¬†is a baddie.

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Assembly Required

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Zack Snyder may not be as dumb as I thought he was, as Warner Bros.¬†president Jeff Robinov says Man of Steel will “set the tone” for DC characters “moving forward”. ¬†Let’s hope then that it’s better than Snyder’s¬†LAST film. ¬†Entitled Sucker Punch. ¬†Robinov went on to comment that rumors regarding Christian Bale being cast in Justice League¬†were unfounded, and said that Nolan’s Batman films do indeed “standalone”.


Marvel will “keep taking risks” creatively in it’s Phase Two says Marvel studio head honcho Kevin Fiege:

The official slate of Marvel’s Phase Two¬†is: Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and Guardians of the Galaxy, culminating in The Avengers 2. ¬†Word on the streets is a key piece of the Marvel¬†villain¬†puzzle is none other than the Mad Titan Thanos. ¬†Who? Let’s take a look.

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Systemic Threshold

Iron Man 3-4

The 2013 Screen Actors Guild Awards¬†evidently put Argo in front-running position to take home The Oscar’s coveted Best Picture. ¬†After being Oscar snubbed as a director,¬†Affleck¬†and his film have since¬†cleaned up on awards¬†culminating¬†in SAG’s¬†top-honor¬†ensemble award. ¬†Daniel Day Lewis’¬†Oscar chances went from 95% ¬†to 99% with a SAG win, while Jennifer Lawrence and Anne Hathaway are also now a “shoe-in” as well or so they say.

Disney purchased 3 TV spots for tonight’s¬†BIG GAME¬†(Superbowl XLVII) at about 4 mill a pop while¬†Warner Bros. opted to sit out for it’s third year in a row. ¬†Industry insider info indicates that Warner Bros.¬†is strongly hinging on the¬†commercial¬†success of Man of Steel, before “moving forward” with it’s top-priority project: ¬†Justice League.¬† The studio¬†has every right to be nervous, banking it’s flag-ship character hopes on a director¬†like Zack Snyder.¬†¬†Snyder had early success with 300 (60%), and arguably Watchmen (64%), but his most recent film Sucker Punch (23%), was literally god awful. ¬†Which explains why WB execs are hesitant.

AND SO while Warner Bros’¬†ensemble team-up film¬†remains in¬†limbo, Disney’s ensemble team-up¬†film is well into it’s phase two, with Iron Man 3 and Thor: The Dark World coming this year. ¬†Marvel head honcho Kevin Feige says that the studio is going to “keep taking risks” creatively ¬†in phase two¬†and beyond. ¬†One of such risks was casting Robert Downey Jr. as billionaire inventor Tony Stark. ¬†But that seemed to work out for everybody:

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Intergalactic Synergy

Intergalactic Quaternity

Awards¬†and¬†Flu¬†Seasons have commenced as the¬†2013 Golden Globes¬†gave Bostonian¬†Ben Affleck¬†a pretty phatty sack including¬†Best Director¬†and¬†Best Picture. ¬†Daniel Day Lewis got best actor which let’s be honest isn’t very surprising to anyone. ¬†So wash your hands¬†and eat oranges as Oscar night approaches on February 24th. ¬†Speaking of Oscar¬†potential¬†Star Wars Episode VII has officially hired director J.J. Abrams to helm the film. ¬†The young director just finished his second Star Trek film and took the job reportedly after months of being courted by new Lucasfilm CEO Kathleen Kennedy. ¬†Abrams even publicly announced that he would NOT direct the film, which evidently he was just flat out lying about.¬† What a SILLY GOOSE! ¬†Some would say.¬† Abrams’ credits include Star Trek and Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol, having also written and produced big name stuff like Lost and Alias.¬† Regardless, Disney’s newest branch seems pretty pumped to have him;

Quote1.pngIt‚Äôs very exciting to have J.J. aboard leading the charge as we set off to make a new Star Wars movie,‚ÄĚ said Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in a press release Jan. 25. ‚ÄúJ.J. is the perfect director to helm this. Beyond having such great instincts as a filmmaker, he has an intuitive understanding of this franchise. He understands the essence of the Star Wars experience, and will bring that talent to create an unforgettable motion picture.‚ÄĚ

Star Wars creator George Lucas also gave his blessing to the selection of Abrams. ‚ÄúI‚Äôve consistently been impressed with J.J. as a filmmaker and storyteller,‚ÄĚ said Lucas. ‚ÄúHe‚Äôs an ideal choice to direct the new Star Wars film and the legacy couldn‚Äôt be in better hands.Quote2.png

Having just landed the biggest directing gig in Hollywood, let’s take a look at Abrams’ most recent project:

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