same weird family. hot new dance moves. season 2 of the umbrella academy is now streaming. pic.twitter.com/NFlKMwLdE3
— Umbrella Academy (@UmbrellaAcad) July 31, 2020
Netflix original drama The Umbrella Academy dropped its second season last Friday July 31, 2020.
#UmbrellaAcademy
has reportedly been renewed for a third season.
rottentomatoes: 82%
metacritic: 61
imdb: 7.9
emmys: 2 nominations
Luther Hargreeves
Luther Hargreeves and his siblings get dispersed among 1960’s Dallas, Texas.
“Oh, shit! Diego! Five? Allison! Allison! Allis–” — Luther Hargreeves
“Hey, Autumn. How’s business. Who’s the half-wit bothering Mr. Ruby? Oh, yeah? He give you any trouble? What kid? Oh, yeah? And what’d he say? She’s too young for you. What do you want? A year, thanks to you. I thought everybody was dead. I gotta go. I don’t give a shit.” — Luther Hargreeves
Number Five
“Luther! Diego! ‘Soviets attack US?’ No, this can’t be right. What the hell did we do now? Hazel, what the hell’s going on here? What about my family? Okay… what the hell was that? ’63… you know, Hazel, I’m no history buff, but I don’t recall there being a nuclear holocaust. What about my family? And where am I now? Okay. So where do we start? Is she…? Yeah. I’m sorry, Hazel. What about the commission? Well then, who the hell are those guys? How many times did I say ‘bulletproof briefcases?’ Hi, I’m selling encyclopedias for my youth group. I was curious if– don’t really have time to explain. Definitely not. Is that fresh? Hmm. This Colombian? You ever heard of, uh, Area 51? Well, the truth is out there. Any closer, and I’ll melt your brain. All those contraptions on the roof, you built those, right? Waiting for what? Did you get a good look at any of them? ‘Sensitive?’ Luther. So, my family is alive. I think I stranded them here. Now listen to me… whatever, all right? I got ten days to find them and save the world. Now, I need your help to do that. Diego. You have no idea.” — Five
“Hey, Diego. You look good in white. How’d you know I’d be back? Where are the others? We’ll find them. How long have you been here? Commerce and Knox. I got here this morning. Page 16. ‘Disturbed man with multiple knives arrested outside 1026 N. Beckley.’ That’s Lee Harvey Oswald’s house. Care to explain? That’s because it hasn’t happened yet. Listen to me very closely, you gibbering moron. You are not going to do a goddamn thing. Because we have to stop the apocalypse. Not that apocalypse. This is a new one. It followed us. I’ve seen it. Nuclear war, Diego, in ten days. I don’t know. Maybe some looney-tuned asshole with a hero complex tried to save the president and screwed everything up. Thank God. This is why you don’t have any friends. You know what? Guard. My brother is plotting an escape. The bars of his room have been shaved down. Look, this is for your own good, Diego. Listen, my brother is a very sick man. I only pray that he gets the help he so desperately needs. Be back for you later, okay? Just… well, nighty night.” — Five
“Nice to see you too, Luther. For you to stop hovering like an ambitious stripper and sit down with me. How long have you been here? I’m sorry, Luther. I know that couldn’t have been easy. Luther, wait. Look, I get it, okay? I know what it’s like to be stuck in time… …thinking this is how you’re gonna live out the rest of your life. On the run, and not knowing if you’re ever gonna see the people you love again, and to be in an unfamiliar world. But Luther, you’re not alone. We have to find the others because the world ends again in ten days. I have no idea how to stop it.” — Five
Allison Hargreeves
“Hey! I heard a rumor that I blew your minds.” — Allison Hargreeves
“‘The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man… or woman,’… are threatened.’ I bought the last three copies this morning at Coleman’s. Is that right? I just don’t want you to get your hopes up… about Kennedy. The moon.” — Allison Hargreeves
“Stadtler’s on Commerce. Okay, look, look, look… if we start the sit-in on Sunday, which is five days before the president’s visit, we should attract national media attention. Now, look, these details cannot leave this room until we have finalized our plan. All right? I’ll handle it. Sorry… we only cut women’s hair here. Black women’s hair. What business is that of yours? But you don’t own this building, now, do you? You have no idea. Him first.” — Allison Hargreeves
Diego Hargreeves
“Five! You sick son of a bitch, where the hell have you been? Just taking it all in, doc. Letting all the healing shit wash over me. It was an experiment. No, it was literally an experiment. Hell, yeah. I’m a grown-ass man, Dr. Moncton– yeah, why don’t you tell that to Luke Skywalker? I know you don’t get it, but that is an excellent reference. I don’t know. I guess I’ve never known. But I’m ready. I’m ready to find out. Tears too much? No, he totally ate that shit up. You’re on. Dr. Moncton. Hey, you got a sec? I’ve been, uh, doing a lot better lately, haven’t I? So, uh, when do you think I might be getting out of here? Ninety days? No, I can’t… I can’t wait that long. No, you don’t… you don’t understand. They’re going to kill the president a week from today. Yeah. It’s for assholes who think they’re heroes– they are going to kill him. They’re gonna shoot him in the head right here in Dallas. All right? Understand? All right! I’m okay. I’m sorry. Look, I’m okay. I’m okay. I’m okay.” — Diego Hargreeves
“God, this is stupid. I can’t. Bacon. No. What are you talking about? Look, even if I was planning something, and I am not, you would be the last person I would take. No, it’s not because of the Jell– I’m lone wolf. I don’t run with a pack. Who? Piss off. Five. About time you showed up. Because that’s the kind of shit you pull. They’re not with you? Seventy-five days. Landed in the alley behind Commerce and Knox. You? How’d you find me? Let’s just say Dallas Law Enforcement has not been supportive of my attempt to stop the assassination of… …John F. Kennedy. And it’s not going to happen. Not on my watch. Look, I’ve been shaving down the bars in my room. Another day or two, and I’ll be out of this place, then I’m gonna stop Oswald and save the president. You want in, say the word. Why not? No shit. But that doesn’t happen for another 60 years. And I’m the one they locked up, huh? Fine, I’ll play along. What causes it? So you’re saying it worked? I saved the president. I knew I could do it. Okay, okay, I’ll help you. After I save Kennedy. And then you swing us back a few decades so I can slit Hitler’s throat off with a butter knife. Piece of shit! No! Five! No, Five! No, please! Not the needle! No! No! No!” — Diego Hargreeves
“Ah, shit. I’m sleepwalking. Lila? Watch my shoulder. How’d you get out? Go, go! We need a distraction. Follow me. Which way? Why right? Okay. Wait, you don’t understand. We’re not the bad guys. Where’d you learn to fight like that?” — Diego Hargreeves
Vanya Hargreeves
“We did. We went down to visit the horses, and we read James and the Giant Peach. No, ma’am. Oh, my headaches are a lot better. Still no memories. Is that what people think, Carl? Ah! Oh, it’s the boom. Mmm. Maybe I’m just not the kind of girl you miss. And where do you think you’re going? Night, Carl.” — Vanya Hargreeves
“I can’t sleep. Is there any cake left? Sissy… are you smoking? Never would’ve guessed you had such a rebellious side. And what are your secrets? What? Why? How’d you two meet? What did you want to be? Really? Hey. You’re pretty elegant.” — Vanya Hargreeves
Klaus Hargreeves
“That was… huh? Five! Diego! Allison! Where is everybody? They’re gone, like a fart in the wind. Poof. Just me and you again. Great. Are the hats back? Hey! Hey! Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. Could you tell me what year this is, or what day? Rude. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, he’s pretty my type, but I’d have to see him from the shoulders down. Oh, yeah. ‘February 11, 1960?’ 1960. Shit. Diego! Allison!” — Klaus Hargreeves
“Now what? Yeah, well, being smart doesn’t make you interesting. Back to Dallas. None of your beeswax. Yeah, you are my ghost bitch. Remember? They were so clingy. Felt like my skins was on fire. Oh. What’re you gonna do? Wear your little ghost power suit and so some ghost phone calls and do some business? Aww! No, come back. You have unfinished business. You don’t even have a body without me. You need me. Eat shit, you shit-eater! No! Thirsty, actually. Whoo-hoo. Excusez-moi, garçon. Any idea when the next bus to Dallas is coming? And? Well, that’ll mean plenty more bonding time for– okay. Do you mean me? You know what? I would be delighted. If you keep undressing me with your eyes, I’m gonna catch a cold. No, no, just thought of a little ditty I’m working on. ‘There once was a young Buck from Dallas who sported a miniature phallus–‘ all my money’s already in the pot. That would be one hell of a belt buckle. Okay, I’ll put in the sissy necklace for the keys to your pickup. Unless you’re bluffing. Oh. Well, that… that’s not nothing. Fair is fair. You win. And I gotta be on my way. And crazy IBS. I mean, it’s a miracle I’m sitting down– all right. Ow! Showtime, Ben. You think you could pick a better time to self-actualize? I bet you’re loving this. Shit, which one?” — Klaus Hargreeves
Ben Hargreeves
“Exhilarating. Where’s Five? So where the hell are we? I think the question is, ‘when are we?’ Klaus! Get over here. Look. The date, you idiot. Shit.” — Ben Hargreeves
“Remember when I told you the engine was overheating? Neither does your beard. You know, it would help if I knew where we were going, Mysterio. That far? For how long? Really? Think I’m just gonna keep following you everywhere for another three years? No. We have to go back. They need you in San Francisco. Okay, fine! I need us in San Francisco. I have unfinished business. Forget it. Forget it. Nobody needs your shit, Klaus. That’s why you’re always alone. Get off! Ow! Aah! Have you showered? Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ow! He’s bluffing, the way. He’s got nothing. Nah, I’m good. You’re so independent, go fight your own battles. I’m not hating it.” — Ben Hargreeves
Lila Pitts
“You’re so full of shit. He saw right through it. Bet you three lunch Jell-Os you’re wrong. All right.” — Lila Pitts
“For you, maybe. This’ll cheer you up. Smuggled it out of the lunchroom. Do you want some? To be honest, I was saving it for your great escape. Just saying, whatever it is you’re planning, I can be very resourceful. It’s because of the Jell-Os, right? You can have them back. Perfect. Because I’m somewhat of a lone wolf myself. Maybe daddy finally came to say, ‘I love you.’ You’re not the only one who wants out, wolf man! What the hell are you stopping for? Right. Why not? Thank God you’re here. Three men just tried to attack us. My mother. Come on.” — Lila Pitts
Elliott
“What do you want? How’d you do that? You from the Pentagon? Huh? CIA? FBI. KGB? What… it’s my own blend. Roswell? Hot damn! Whoo! See, I always knew we weren’t the only ones. See, Eleanor thought my head wasn’t screwed on tight, but… but it’s all true, yeah? UFOs, crop circles… no, no, no, no, no. The… the truth, it’s… right here in front of us. Tell me, wh… why is it always an anal probe? He needs a little space. Yes. I’ll be over here. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure did. Yeah, I’ve been tracking anomalies in… in the atmosphere. Just waiting. For you. For all of you. It all started in 1960, the year the Silvertone Omega was released. I was in the middle of sale when something very…. strange happened. This here, the Silvertone Omega, is one of our top sellers, in true ColorVision. Ha! Who knew that Lucy’s hair was red? Um, could you just… a moment? So, for the past three years, I’ve witnessed five energy surges in that alleyway out back. Same thing every time. A bright blue light, then something appears. Yeah, the first one. And then the big, sensitive one. Yeah, cried a lot, kept coming back to the alley, sat around for hours calling a woman’s name. Uh… Allison. Yeah, he… he wasn’t the only one. Uh, the others came too, off and on over the years, looking for each other. Eventually, they… they stopped. Shit. Elliott. Elliott. My name… my name’s Elliott. You need… my… you know what? I, uh… I always thought that this, uh, mugshot looked like arrival number four. So then, that’s helpful?”
Raymond Chestnut
“Did you see the paper today? Page one, paragraph five, line two: ‘when asked about the Southern Justice Coordinating Committee’s upcoming threat to demonstrate during President Kennedy’s visit to Dallas, White House press secretary Pierre Salinger responded by saying–‘ we made the papers, baby! And here’s the best party. You’re gonna love this. And I quote, ‘as the president said earlier this year, the rights of every man are diminished–‘ I am the luckiest man in Dallas. That is right. And you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. And the best part of my life. What? Change is comin’, baby. I can feel it. I can feel it. Speaking of which… a little pre-anniversary gift for my beautiful wife. I know I promised you the stars, but… I see you staring at it every night. So now you can see it whenever you want.”
“All right. All right. Quiet down, now, everyone! Quiet down. Thank you. All right, now, look, I can appreciate that everyone has concerns about this. And the truth is, we can go back and forth on it all night. But we have to act. And the time is now. I agree. Look, there’s no room for error here. There is no room for images on the TV of violence, aggression, or even disrespect. No matter what they do to us, we have one rule: honor and dignity at all times. Um… Allison, wait. Mr. Mason, can I help you? Well, this is my wife’s place of employment, and some nights we use it as a community gathering spot. Well then, I’m gonna ask you to step off the property. Have a good night. So much for honor and dignity. Y’all can go on about your business now.”
Sissy
“Oh, no! Son of a biscuit.”
“Hey, I’m back. Sorry I was gone for so long. Did you and Vanya have fun today, Harlan? Any episodes? How about you? How are you feeling? Well then, we just need to get busy making you some new ones, hmm? Carl, watch your language around Harlan. I doubt that very much. I’m sure we’d miss you already. What time will you be home? Fine. Just be quiet when you get back in. Don’t want you to wake the boy.”
“Want one? Mama would die all over again if she saw me right now. Men have sides. Women have secrets. I have an escape plan. There is a coffee can hidden under the kitchen sink. Every penny I save that Carl doesn’t know about goes in there. So I can breathe. Carl’s a fine man, a good man, but… good men still leave. Or die. Sooner or later, every woman has to fend for herself. Because of a lie. My sister told me she wanted to go see a boy, but really she was bringing me. I was too shy for my own good back then. Carl means well, works hard, loves his boy. But I had silly dreams back then. A counter girl at Neiman Marcus. Daddy took us there once a year to buy perfume for Christmas. It was magical. Music, dresses, the smells. All the ladies at the counters looked like livin’ dolls. Still do. Could you imagine bein’ that elegant?”
Carl Cooper
“I tell ya, Vanya, I almost got the son of a bitch. Are you kidding, honey? If that boy says ‘son of a bitch,’ I will buy him a BB gun. Hell, he says any damn thing, everybody gets a Cadillac. See, the thing about sales that people don’t get is the grit. They think you just show up, smile real wife, and boom, it’s done. Yes, it is. But they don’t get the art and science of the thing. It takes skills to get to that boom. Yeah! The boom! You get any calls yet? I put another missing persons ad in the paper. Figure someone must be searching for ya. Well… the office. I said I almost got ’em. I don’t got ’em just yet. I don’t know. Depends how hard they make me work to provide you with this wonderful life. See you in the morning. Night, Vanya. Night, Harlan.”
“We should do business, Jack. I can get you a deal on good showerheads. Come on, Jack! Don’t make me beg! Come on, Jack! Don’t make me beg!”
Hazel
“If you wanna live, come with me. There’s no time to explain. Those are nukes, old-timer. You can’t save ’em if you’re dead. The end of the world, November 26, 1963. No shit. Dead, like everyone else. Dallas. Same street. Ten days earlier. Plenty of time to restore the timeline and save them. ‘We? You’re on your own, pal. I’m just here to keep a promise on Agnes. Dead? Cancer. Took her quick. But we had 20 good years together. I guess forever just wasn’t in the cards. I quit those assholes, remember? I don’t owe ’em the fuzz off my peaches. Shit. run!”
Homeless dude
“Allison! Allison!”
Odessa
“Where are we gonna do it? What should I do?”
Miles
“But it has to be the right kind of attention.”
Dallas Pedestrian
“Help! Someone help me! Help! Somebody help me!”
JFK on TV
“…and the glow from that fire can truly light the world. And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”
Soldier 1
“Gonna get you out. Keep your head down.”
Soldier 2
“Medic! Medic! Hey, kid, get down!”
Facility Intercom
“Arts and crafts hours are 1:00 to 3:00 p.m. in the common area. Pills will be distributed prior to the start.”
Orderly
“Hargreeves, you have a visitor. I ain’t your secretary.”
“Hargreeves. What are you doing out here? Like to run your mouth, smart-ass? It’s gonna be harder after I break your jaw.”
Orderly 2
“No! Here– all right, asshole.”
Cop 1
“Get your hands up, now. Shut your mouth and stay on the ground. Don’t shoot.”
Autumn
“Hi, Luther. Still waiting for the big tippers to show up. No idea, but he’s been putting away vodka gimlets like they’re gonna run out of limes. Not yet. But’s he’s getting there. I’m more worried about the kid. By the stage. I told him we don’t allow minors. He asked what time I was getting off work.”
Facility Group Moderator Dr. Moncton
“Thank you, Alan, for bringing that to the group. I think fear is something we can all relate to. Okay, who else would like to share? Anyone? Come on, who’s next? Diego, you’ve been awfully quiet this morning. Last week you mentioned your father, how your whole childhood felt like some kind of experiment. Hmm. Or did it just feel like an experiment? Let’s dig deeper. You say your father is a villain. So you had to play hero to made daddy mad. Who still defines himself in opposition to his father. His dead father. That isn’t really defining yourself, is it, Diego? Humor is good, truth is better. Who is the real Diego? Thank you, Diego. Okay, quiet time until lunch. Let me see that. Sure, Diego. What is it? True. You’re calmer now, less combative. It’s nice to see you opening up in group. Well, your review board will reassess your case in 90 days. Just take it one day at a time. Okay? Diego, I thought we moved past this. You know what a hero complex is? This paranoid fantasy about President Kennedy is what got you committed in the first place. Let go! Let go!”
Jack Ruby
“Bring the car around. Attaboy. We okay here? Just back off.”
Bar Patron (Buck)
“You lost, boy? Hey, pretty boy. Yeah, you. You wanna play a little poker while you wait? Watch your mouth. Stupid’s falling out. Is something funny? Tell you what… if you’re so cocky… what say we up the stakes? Throw in that sissy-ass gold necklace then. Clyde here can melt it down, make me a belt buckle. Deal. Let’s see it. Full house. Kings over sevens. You got sticky fingers. Give me my damn keys. What in the hell? Get your ass back here! You little shit! That’s my truck! Oh, shit. Give me back my truck, asshole! You little…”
Bar Patron 2
“Lord. Shit!”
Bartender
“Yeah? Sure do. Three o’clock sharp. Tomorrow.”
Fight patron
“Come on! You can finish him! Get him! Yeah! Come on! Oh! Tough break!”
Fight patron 2
“Boo! What the hell are you doing? The hell with you! Come on, man.”
Fight patron 3
“Next fight! Yeah!”
Fighter 1
“Come on!”
Asylum Employee
“Little late for milk, don’t you think?”
Mr. Mason
“Funny then that your husband’s inside. Mind telling me what you’re doing here after hours? Gathering? For what? I own the building across the way, a few others nearby. I like things quiet on my street. Not yet. Did you just deliberately shut this door on my foot, boy? I hope that felt good.”
The Swedes
The Handler
Reggie Hargreeves
#UmbrellaAcademy is #CertifiedFresh at 93% on the #Tomatometer, with 43 reviews. https://t.co/szKCRy07XV
— Rotten Tomatoes (@RottenTomatoes) July 31, 2020
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— Justin H. Min (@justinhmin) July 31, 2020
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— Umbrella Academy (@UmbrellaAcad) July 31, 2020
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— Aidan Gallagher (@AidanRGallagher) May 28, 2020
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— NX (@NXOnNetflix) July 27, 2020
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— Justin H. Min (@justinhmin) August 7, 2020
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— Umbrella Academy (@UmbrellaAcad) August 6, 2020
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— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) July 29, 2020
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— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) August 1, 2020
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— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) July 31, 2020
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— Kate Walsh (@katewalsh) August 6, 2020
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— Steve Blackman (@SteveBlackmanTV) August 4, 2020
