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Mystery Inc.

Warner Bros. Pictures original film Scoob! was released digitally last Friday May 15, 2020.

#SCOOBskipped its traditional theatrical release window.

rottentomatoes: 53%

metacritic: 41

imdb: 6.5


Shaggy Rogers, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Will ForteShaggy Rogers, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Will ForteNorville Rogers

Shaggy Rogers and his compatriots investigate supernatural occurrences outside of Venice Beach, CA.


Shaggy Rogers, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Atlas Entertainment, 1492 Pictures, Will Forte“Zoinks!  Like, slow down, dude.  Make friends.  Check.  Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy.  How was your day?  Oh, you want me to start?  How polite, Sandy.  Well, I told my mom I was meeting my pals at the beach.  So, if she asks, this technically counts as a playdate.  But it’s all good.  I like eating lunch by myself.  And hanging out by myself.  And playing ping-pong by myself.  I lose a lot of balls.  Ahh!  I gotta warn you, it’s got gummy worms, tater tots, and ketchup leather.  I know.  No liverwurst.  It’s not like me to forget the protein.  Yeah, I get it.  Nobody likes my sandwiches.  Whoa!  Mm.  Is that peppercorn.  He’s not a stray.  He is, like, totally mine.  If you wanna be.  His name’s… snacks.  Uh, I mean… Scooby!  Dooby?  Doo.  I’m Norville, but everyone calls me Shaggy.  No, it’s Shaggy.  We’ll work on it.” — Shaggy Rogers

“Yay!  Okay, mom.  Let me show you my room.  I mean, our room.  This is Blue Falcon.  He’s half-man, half-falcon.  Well, mostly man.  All man.  I guess it’s just the suit that’s falcon.  And his wonder dog sidekick, Dynomutt.  Like, they solve crimes and save the world together.  It’s a bed.  You sleep in it.  I, uh… I ran out this afternoon and I got something for you.  I know we just met and I didn’t wanna seem too desperate or, you know, come on too strong, but…” — Shaggy Rogers

“Thanks.  And may I say, you sure look good in that costume.  Like, no way, bro.  That’s the Rigby house.  It’s haunted.  Let’s get outta here!  Hey!  We worked hard for that free candy.  Yeah.  They just hurt my pride.  And my tail feathers.  I’m Shaggy.  And this is Scooby-Doo.  Cool Wonder Woman costume.  And are you… Harry Potter?  Which house is she in?  Hufflepuff?  Oh.  Slytherin.  Wait, that’s the Rigby house.  It’s haunted by a ghost.  Uh… okay.  We’ll go in the haunted house this one time, but we’re not gonna make a habit out of this.  Right, Scoob?  This living room feels more like a dying room.  Great.  Thanks a bunch.  Let’s go.  It’s the ghost!  Uh… girl dressed like Judge Judy, I don’t think this is a good idea.  Huh?  The ghost!  Uh, guys?  I think we just found the world’s smallest Walmart.  And even better, we got our candy back.  We’re in.  I mean, like, how many scary monsters could there be?” — Shaggy Rogers

“Ooh, I totally have the answer.  Lunch.  What do you mean?  Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?  Whoa, man!  It’s Simon Cowell.  ♪ In the shallow ♪ In the shallow ♪ I’m off the deep end Watch as I dive in ♪.  Like, sorry, man.  You lost us at ‘hard work and determination.’  Yeah, and like, what’s more valuable than friendship?  Like, we don’t need this, Scoob.  Let’s bounce.” — Shaggy Rogers

“You believe the nerve of that dude?  Simon Cowell thinks friendships won’t save the day.  Yeah, he’s not that smart.  Just sounds like it, because he’s British.  As long as we have each other, we’ll be just fine.  Huh?  Oh, Scoob, I know it feels like everyone’s judging us today.  Even the bowling pins.  But don’t freak out on me, bud.  Uh… the ball return won’t return our ball.  Huh.  Zoinks!  Like what is going on?  I don’t know, but they don’t look friendly.  No offense, but I think I liked you better I liked you better as a bowling ball.  Look out!  Follow my lead.  Who’s hungry?  So, like, what are you guys in the mood to eat?  And please don’t say human.  Okay, Bowling Alley Yakitori.  And how about you guys?  Hot wings to share?  Got it.  And for you?  Got it.  And for you?  Oh, no!  We’re out of calamari.  This way, Scoob!  Huh, I always wondered what was back here.  Pretty sure we didn’t.  Yikes!  Looks like this is goodbye, old buddy.  Huh?” — Shaggy Rogers

“Oh, man, dig that crazy elevator.  You okay, Scooby-Doo?  Dude, hang on.  Do you realize where we are?  Look around, man.  The clean, modern aesthetic.  The cool blue color palette.  We’re in… …the Falcon Fury!  Did you say IKEA?  Well, we’re Scoob– who sent those robots?  Scoob, somebody thinks we’re important enough to… oh, wow!  Look!  Look!  Ooh.  Is it him?  Is it him?  Blue Falcon!  Ooh, yeah!  No, Blue Falcon’s suit has a bigger red ‘F’ on the chest, and it’s way less, uh, scaly.  Dynomutt!  Well, sure, man!  Dynomutt is the dog wonder.  Blue Falcon doesn’t go anywhere without him.  Ow!  What was that for?  You’re supposed to pinch yourself.  Ow!  Oh!  Ow!  Wait, Brian– if you’re Blue Falcon now… does that mean… oh, no!  Like, hey, wait up!  Zoinks!  Like, what do those creepy skulls have to do with us?  Ooh, I’ll take a chocolate shake.  Well, there should be.  What is going on?  Yeah, but, like, if you want, you can pull over and drop us off here.” — Shaggy Rogers

“Hello, adventure.  Yes, will you take my name and number off your list?  Yeah, maybe you’re right.  We can show everyone we’re not the weak link.  Uh, Mr. Adventure, sir, it’s me again.  Uh, my partner is intrigued by your offer, but I’m still on the fence.  We’re gonna have to call you back.  Bye-bye.  You really wanna do this?  After all, there is no ‘I’ in Scooby and Shaggy.  Wait, is there?  No, all good.  We’re in.” — Shaggy Rogers

“Found it!  No.  Even better.  The Falcon Fridge.  Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty.  It’s our signature dessert.  Take that, Simon Cowell.  Like, how do you know?” — Shaggy Rogers

“Honestly, buddy, I’m on my 4th or 5th thoughts.  Oh, man.  This amusement park isn’t very amusing!  This way!  Aw.  Weak link, my butt.  Whoa, dude!  What do you want with us?” — Shaggy Rogers

“Brian!  Do something!  Like drop some F-bombs.  No.  Falcon bombs!  They’re right there!  Do I ever!  F-bombs away!  I hate the loops.  Scooby!  Hashtag foxy Falcon!  Not again.  Well, I believe his exact words were, uh, ‘I don’t care about you.  You’re not remotely important.’  And, ‘it’s the dog I need.’  And then he shot me through the wall.  Huh?  Uh… right behind you, Scoob.  Like, what’s wrong?  Looks great.” — Shaggy Rogers

“Hey, man.  Oh, thanks, man.  It means a lot to hear that from you.  Well, you know, we both struggle with confidence.  When Dastardly attacked, we were both freaking out and hiding.  But, like, your father was this great hero, right?  So, like you’re expected to be one, too, and those are big shoes to fill.  I mean, the pressure is monumental.  Not to mention the imposter’s syndrome that comes with the territory.  How do you breathe under the weight of all that?” — Shaggy Rogers



Scooby-Doo, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Frank Welker
Scooby Doo

“Excuse me.  Pardon me.  Whoa!  Ruh-roh!  Sorry!  Yikes.  Whoa!  Excuse me!  Whew!  Huh?  Hmm.  Sand.  Ahh!  I’d like that very much.  I don’t have one.  Snacks?  Raggy.  That’s what I said.  Raggy.  Who’s that?  Cool.  Ooh!  What’s this?  Huh.  Soft.  I’ve never had a bed before.  In fact, I’ve never had anything before.  I love it.  I promise I’ll never take it off.” — Scooby Doo

“Thank you!  I love Halloween!  Ranks, Raggy.  It’s all in the hips.  Whoa!  Jackpot!  Big house, big candy.  Yeah!  Yeah, we’re okay with that.  Ruh-roh.  Nice to meet you.  Ghost?  Right.  It’s the ghost!  Huh?  The ghost!  We’re in.” — Scooby Doo

“I was also gonna say lunch.  I told you I needed a walk.  I handle our accounting.  ♪ In the shallow  ♪ In the shallow ♪ I’m off the deep end Watch as I dive in ♪.  But you got us back at ‘sandwich.’  Yeah, we know when we’re not wanted.  No fries for you.  Hmm!  What does he know?  Good point, Raggy.  Right.  Yes!  Eyes?  Raggy, look.  The pin.  It has eyes.  What’s the hold-up?  Oh, there it is.  What are those things?  Me, too.  Whoa!  They’re coming.  What now?  Check out the specials.  Or dog.  Underwhelming.  Did we lose ’em?  Yikes!  We never saw Paris.  Huh?” — Scooby Doo

“Yeah, I’m good.  Whew.  Where are we?  No.  IKEA!  Nope.  I said Falcon Fury.  Just like you.  It’s nice to be wanted.  Wow.  Blue Falcon!  No, you’re not.  Dynomutt!  Making sure this isn’t a dream.  Ow!  Ow!  Ow.  Yes.  What’s this guy’s deal?  Vanilla, please.  Well, there should be.  We’ll walk home.  It would?” — Scooby Doo

“But, Raggy, this is our chance.  Uh-huh.  We’re in.  The Falcon Fridge.  FYI, you are officially out of… everything.  Heat and sweet.  We’re geniuses.” — Scooby Doo

“Second thoughts?  Aw.  Raggy!  Whoa!  Is he chipped?  What… I don’t have you key.  No pockets.  No, thanks, Dastardly.  Rokay, Rick.  Rick.  With a D.  R-R-R-Rick.  Raggy!  Raggy!  Hashtag foxy Falcon!  Dastardly said I was the key.  Cool.  Oh!  Huh?  Huh?  Hmm?  Whoa.  Awesome!  What do you think, Raggy?  Oh!  Super cool.” — Scooby Doo


Velma Dinkley, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Gina RodriguezVelma Dinkley (Gina Rodriguez)

“Hi.  I’m Ruth Bader Ginsberg, obviously.  She’s a Supreme Court Justice.  Guys, there’s no such thing as ghosts.  Hmm.  The ghost!  Aah!  Come on, hurry!  Come on, let’s go!  Run, Daphne, run!  Fred, look!  Got it.  Mr. Rigby!  Congratulations, everyone.  We just proved this house wasn’t haunted, and busted a perp.  I like it.” — Velma Dinkley

“It’s time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.  Look, we’re ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money.  Fortunately, we found a possible investor.  We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.  Thanks.  He didn’t mean it.” — Velma Dinkley

“‘Tiny violent shape-shifting robots chasing a man and a dog in a bowling alley, linen store or car wash.’  Wow, the police really do have a code for everything.  Okay, you can stop the emotional punishment and describe the robots, please?  Whoa!” — Velma Dinkley

“Guys, this thing is increíble.  It’s fully autonomous and capable of modifying its external appearance.  I’d like to shake the hand of whoever created this.  And then, you know, throw that hand in prison for trying to kill our friends.  Right?  Am I right?  Maybe this can lead us to our culprit.  Grow up, Fred.  Do you know how many stray hairs the average human eats every day without knowing it?  It’s more.  Much, much more.  Huh.  Trace amounts of mustache oil.  12-year-old Scotch.  There are some microscopic soil particles.  Composition is a mix of arsenic, selenium and… Coppertone SPF 50.  I’ll see if the combination of these elements matches a geographical location.  And… bingo.  Dastardly Demolition.  Per county records, last known owner is… Dick Dastardly.  Hmm.  Well, let’s see what the police department database has to say.  Ooh.  Quite a rap sheet.  It looks like he’s wanted for the theft of archaeological artifacts from a dig in Peru.  It gets weirder.  He also stole the genealogical records of a dozen dogs from the Global Kennel Club.  And apparently he’s been stealing Netflix by using his mother’s account.  This will not stand.  Let’s go get that Dastardly dude.” — Velma Dinkley

“I built a sequencing program to cross-match the biographical data that Dastardly stole from the canine registry against Scooby-Doo.  All the dogs, and Scooby, seem to be related.  If I take Dastardly’s work and follow the trail… whoa!  Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of Peritas?  He was Alexander the Great’s dog.  I have no idea.  Fred, how much longer to Dastardly Demolition?” — Velma Dinkley

“Technically, this route is 73 meters longer than the highway.  It’s a quantitatively superior measurement system.  Get with the program, Fred.  Maybe if you spent more time reading books, then–   we didn’t eat lunch!  There’s been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches at lunch.  Aw, I miss them, too.  Jinkies!  Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon?  How do you know so much about superheroes and so little about the metric system?  Oh, no.” — Velma Dinkley


Fred Jones, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Zac EfronFred Jones (Zac Efron)

“Are you guys okay?  Let me give you a hand.  I’m Fred.  This is Velma.  And that’s Daphne.  Come on.  Let’s go get your candy back.  Hello?  Anybody home?  Here you go, Shaggy.   Huh?  The ghost!  Go get help!  Guys, we gotta do something.  Quick, upstairs.  Daphne!  Gotcha.  Mr. Rigby!  Maybe we should do this again.  What do you say, guys?” — Fred Jones

“All right, everybody.  I would like to pose to you all the question of questions.  What’s next for Mystery Inc.?  Guys, guys, guys.  The Mystery Machine needs a whole new… needs a whole new everything, and I’m never gonna get that smell out.  How does he do that?  See, he’s mean, but he makes it fun.  Cool.  Come on, guys.  Oh, no.  Let’s go.” — Fred Jones

“So, what happened.  Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Shaggy and Scooby were taken?  Whoa!  What are you doing?  You’re touching it with bare fingers.  If it’s more than zero, I don’t wanna know.  Anything over 30 is a waste.  What would a creep like that want with Scooby and Shaggy?  You have to pay for Netflix?” — Fred Jones

“Velma, what do you got?  Good thing I’m the tank, because I could not do any of that.  So, what does that mean?  Yeah.  This isn’t about some guy in a rubber mask.  I know a shortcut.” — Fred Jones

“Meters, Velma?  I don’t even know what that means.  What are we, in Europe?  Oh, you mean like your program?  ‘I’m Velma.  The world is ones and zeros.’  We didn’t eat lunch!  We’re just hangry.  Oh, me, too.  Those little pickles on top are the best.  Of course.  Blue light, beamed up.  That’s the Falcon Fury.  Because I’m an American man.” — Fred Jones


Daphne Blake, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Amanda Seyfried

Daphne Blake (Amanda Seyfried)

“Hey.  Ghost or no ghost, it’s Halloween.  No one should go home without their candy.  The ghost!  Aah!  Whoa!  Velma!  Jeepers.  It’s a Halloween mask.  Mr. Rigby!  Not bad for a bunch of kids.  I’m in.” — Daphne Blake

“No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that– wait, have you not been paying your taxes?  Aw.  But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.  No.  Ugh.  Wait.  The Takamoto Bowl?  That’s where Scoob and Shaggy hang out.” — Daphne Blake

“Oh, that’s Scoob and Shaggy all right.  So, what happened?  I can’t… I can’t breathe.  Whoa!  Ew!  Is that… a hair?  Ugh.  Is the bad guy my dad?  That looks like a giant dog skull.  Weird.  That is not fair for the rest of us to have to pay for Netflix.” — Daphne Blake

“Any leads?  Jeepers.  Who’s Peritas?  Okay, so, Scooby is related to some ancient dog.  Guys, this is our most important mystery ever.  It’s about one of us.” — Daphne Blake

“Hurry, Fred!  Shaggy and Scooby are in trouble and your shortcut to Dastardly Demolition is taking forever.  Guys!  Stop.  Why are we fighting?  We didn’t eat lunch!  Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared… I miss them.  No!  The guys, not the sandwiches.  Oh, I’m so happy they’re okay.” — Daphne Blake


Blue Falcon, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Mark WahlbergBlue Falcon (Mark Wahlberg)

“Welcome to the Falcon Fury.  Hang on, hang on.  Turn on the lights.  Where are my balloons, Dee Dee?  When I say ‘Falcon Fury’ that’s supposed to cue the balloons.  Keith, what is the deal up there, man?  Duh.  You’ve got one job, pal.  Anyway, welcome aboard, I’m Blue Falcon.  Yes, I am.  They’re feathers, all right?  And it’s called an upgrade.  This ain’t your daddy’s Blue Falcon.  Oh, him you recognize?  Blue Falcon.  I am.  Yes.  Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place.  What?  Oh, no, he’s not dead.  He retired to Palm Beach.  Oh, no, he’s glitching.  Let’s move it, people.  To the Falcon Nest.” — Blue Falcon

“Dee Dee, take the helm.  Punch it, Dee Dee.  Look, the hot goss on my fan site is that Dastardly’s collecting the three shells of Seabiscuit.  Try the shake button.  Well, there should be.  I knew you two were important.  It would be safer for you if you joined us on our mission.  Ring, ring!  Ring, ring!  Ring, ring!  Ring, ring!  Boop!  Hello?  Oh!  Uh-huh.   Uh-huh.  Well, of course.  Uh, guys, adventure’s calling, and it’s for you.  Click.  That’s what I’m talking about!  Now, I’ve got a few waivers for you guys to sign.  Oh, great.  Great timing, Keith.” — Blue Falcon

“Whoa, whoa, what do you think I’m doing?  I’m putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt.  The second skull?  Yes!  I love these guys.  Whoa, whoa.  You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream?  Incorrect.  I just found out where the skull is, and it’s not in the Gobi Desert.  It’s in Romania.  A hero never reals his secrets.  I’m always thinking of magicians.  But if you must know, I got a DM from one of my fans who gave me the locayshe.  If it was a trap, why would Anonymous use his own name?  Well, based on your tone of voice, I don’t any more.  I hear you.  You make a valid point, but we’re gonna do my thing, okay?  To the Falcon Nest.” — Blue Falcon

“Hustle, you two!  We haven’t got all day!  According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.  Hey!  Did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?  Run!  Oh, hey.  Look, I know it looks like I’m hiding, but this is actually a superior vantage point!” — Blue Falcon

“Like what?  Hey, man, whoa, let’s keep it PG.  You know, my utility belt has so many little pouches.  Ah!  12 trillion volts, brother.  You wanna throw it?  Whoo-hoo!  Everybody say, ‘hashtag foxy Falcon.’  Ah-ha!  I knew this guy was special!  Exactly!  What did Dastardly say about you?  Harsh.  Really harsh.  But, on the bright side, your friend is super important.  Now, let’s get that dog a hero suit!  Details.  All right, first things first.  Come on, Scooy-Doo!  I don’t know.  Oh, looks like that old collar’s in the way of the chest panel.” — Blue Falcon

“Hey.  You’re feeling left out.  I get it.  Totally natural when two buddies realize that one of them is destined for greatness and the other one is destined for, you know, other stuff.  Look, the point is, I got you something, too.  Keith, give it to me.  My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack.  Retails for $99.95.  You got your Blue Falcon Nutrition Guide, Blue Falcon resistance bands, a copy of my dad’s autobiography, No Falcon Around, and my light-hearted follow-up, Just Falcon Around.  How do you mean?  Hey!  It was a superior vantage point!  Uh…” — Blue Falcon


Dynomutt, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Ken JeongDynomutt (Ken Jeong)

“I think you mean to say your daddy’s Blue Falcon.  Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon’s large adult son, Brian.  And yet here I am.  Without him.  We still miss him very, very, very, very, very… no, I’m not.  Let me finish. …very, very, very much.” — Dynomutt

“You might want to buckle up.  And if you get sick, puke on Brian.  It’s skulls of Cerberus, Brian.  We went over this.  Of course, but that would make– on it.  Dastardly could have finished us if he wanted to.  I think he wants you alive.” — Dynomutt

“Brian!  Quit putting filters on your selfies and get in the game.  I’m busting my tail to save the world for him, and he loves the guys who brought treats.  Heat signature!  The supernatural energy in that skull would give off a specific heat signature.  All we gotta do is locate that spot.  I believe you’re thinking of magicians.  Brian, those are a lot of words no one your age should be using.  Brian, last time you listened to someone on the Internet, you thought Tinder was an app that delivers firewood.” — Dynomutt

“Okay, Brian, we’ve had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together and– classic Brian.  Dee Dee, you cover Scooby and Shaggy.  I’ll run  interference.  Sit.  Good boy.  You can start screaming… now.  Brian!  Hashtag foxy Falcon!  Why?  Because the bad guys said so?  Shouldn’t we be focusing on finding that third skull before Dastardly?” — Dynomutt

“The signal’s too weak.  I can’t lock in the exact coordinates.” — Dynomutt


Dee Dee Skyes, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Kiersey Clemons Dee Dee Skyes, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Kiersey ClemonsDee Dee Skyes

“Gentlemen, welcome aboard.  I’m Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.  Scooby and Shaggy.  We know.  Follow me.  It’s this guy named Dick Dastardly.  Shocker!  He’s a psychotic supervillian.  He’s trying to … you.  Mm, I hear that.  Yes, I know it’s super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys press random buttons, but they told me we need to move.  Seriously?  We’re doing this now?  Yep.  He likes to make an entrance.  I told you I wasn’t going to be the only one who noticed.  Finished?  It’s Dastardly.  He must have tracked you here from the bowling alley.”

“Ready, sir.  Hang on.  He’s got one skull.  Our mission is to make sure he doesn’t get the other two.  No idea.  I can’t shake him.  There is no shake button.  Incoming!  Dynomutt, can you reverse the polarity of the tractor beam?  Reverse on my mark.  Now!  Whew.  Are you guys okay?”

“To find the second skull, I’m searching every possible location with high fossil density.  Heat signature!  That’s it!  You guys are geniuses!  Boom!  The skull is in the Gobi Desert.  Sir, this could be a trap set by Dastardly.  Wait, do you think ‘Anonymous’ is the name of a person?  Sir, we really should go to the Gobi Desert.”

“Gobi Desert?  Hmm.  Where have I heard that before?  Oh, right, me.  Dastardly will be back.  Please tell me you got some leads.  The key to what?  Or why Scooby is so important?  It could be a clue to–”

“Dyno, what do you got?  I’m gonna cross-check the traingulation pattern.  Better than bowling, huh?”


Dick Dastardly, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera Productions, Jason IsaacsDick Dastardly

“Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly.  Right, Rottens?  I need what’s on that sip, or I’ll never get my treasure.  Do not fail me.  Hold tight.  All right, Rottens.  Launch the harpoons.  Well done.  Reel them in.  Why have we stopped pulling in that ship?  Oh, no, no, no, no.  No, no.  No!  Argh!  Drat!”

“Tatty bye.”

“I just needed  you to retrieve one simple canine, so I could get my treasure.  Now, were the mission a failure?  Pinhead.  The question was rhetorical.  Of course it was a failure because you failed me.  You are responsible for my suffering.  Oh, sorry.  You’re sorry?  You certainly are.  And I thought my last sidekick was worthless.  At least he had a backbone.  And fur and a wet nose.  But you, whoa-ho-ho. you’ve lowered the bar to new depths of craven ineptitude I didn’t even think were possible.  That’s not a compliment, you aluminum imbecile!  You’re not a partner, you’re a disgrace, a lemming, a boot-licking… …suck-up.  An example must be made.  I want you to know this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you.  No, not really.  Let this be a lesson to you all.  If you’re going to be a sniveling suck-face… …you’re going to look the part.  Forget you mechanical morons.  I’ll fetch the key myself.”

“You dim-witted do-gooders!  I’ve already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert.  Stop right there, you filthy animal.  And your dog, too.  I don’t care about you.  You’re not remotely important.  It’s the dog I need.  Stay!  Sit!  Heel!  Did nobody train this thing?”

“Scooby-Dooby-Doo?  Where are you?  Come on now.  Don’t be scared.  I love dogs.  I had a dog myself once.  He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who stunk and caused me endless headaches.  He’s lost now.  Forget about him.  It’s all about you.  You, my friend, are special.  You see, within you lies a key.  No.  You are the key.  Join me, Scooby Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny and become the most important dog in the world.  Oh, please.  My friends call me… Dick.  No, I’m not a Rick.  I’m a Dick.  With a D.  D-D-D-Dick!  Dick, Dick, Dick!  Drat.  Here, boy!  Where are you?  You’re mine, Scooby-Doo!  Follow that dog.  Give me that dog!  Drat!  Drat, drat, and double drat!  What is it?  Scooby-Doo’s friends.  How perfect.  Send me their location immediately.”


Simon Cowell, Scoob!, Warner Bros. Pictures, WarnerMedia, Warner Animation Group, Hanna-Barbera ProductionsSimon Cowell

“Oh, whoopee, a diner.  I’ll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.  Uh, congratulations, gentlemen.  You are terrible.  Every successful group requires hard work and determination.  Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it.  Fred, you’re the tank.  The muscle.  Daphne is the people person.  The empath.  And Velma’s got the smarts and technical savvy.  But you two aren’t even listening.  You’re eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.  Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links.  Bottom line, I can’t invest with these two involved.  Literally, anything.  You can’t count on friendship.  People change.  And when you get into real trouble, friendship won’t save the day.”

Shaggy’s Mom

“Shaggy, you and your new friend better hurry up if you want to trick-or-treat.”

Gyro Restaurant Owner

“What?  You little mutt!  Come back here!  Bring back my gyros!”

Venice Beach Street Cop (Officer Gary)

“Dispatch, I’ve got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat.  Repeat.  I have a grand theft gyro in progress.  Hey, slow it down!  Huh?  Hey!  There you are!  This mangy stray’s done enough damage for today.  He’s coming with me.  Is he your dog?  Okay, then.  What’s his name?  What?  Middle name?  Last name.  All right.  If the dog has a middle name, there’s no punishment for damages or theft.  I don’t like it, but them’s the laws.  Well, have a good day, sir.  Mr. Dooby-Doo.”

Podcast (Ira Glass)

“Hello, I’m Ira Glass.  Welcome to another episode of my new podcast, Friends, Who Needs Them?  You Do.  This week’s challenge, put yourself out there.  When the hand of friendship is offered to you, take it.  You can do it.  Now, go.  Make some friends.”

Ghost (Mr. Rigsby)

“Uh-oh.  Hey!  What are you… oh.  Oh.  Huh?  I would’ve gotten away with this if it weren’t for you meddling…”

Cop 1

“Man, this guy stole a lot of stuff!”

Cop 2

“Bag it all up, Frank.  He’s going away for a long time.”

Keith (Henry Winkler)

“Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time… …the falcon has been worshipped as a symbol of freedom and victory.  Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky.  And he is one bad mamma jamma.  I missed the cue.  Thank you.”

Theme Song

“♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪ Where are you? ♪ We got some work to do now ♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Where are you? ♪ We need some help From you now ♪  Come on, Scooby-Doo I see you ♪ Pretending you Got a sliver ♪  But you’re not fooling ‘Cause I can see ♪ The way you Shake and shiver ♪ You know we got A mystery to solve ♪ So, Scooby-Doo Be ready for your act ♪ Don’t hold back ♪ And, Scooby-Doo If you come through ♪ You’re gonna have yourself A Scooby Snack ♪  That’s a fact! ♪  Scooby-Dooby-Doo Here are you ♪ You’re ready And you’re willin’ ♪ If we can count on you Scooby-Doo ♪ I know We’ll catch that villain ♪”

LAPD Dispatch

“All units.  Attention, all units.  We have a 4-1-5 in progress at the Takamoto Bowl.”

Takamoto Bowl Reception

“No running.”

“Well, uh, the robots attacked this talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of saying the word ‘like’ at the start of every sentence.  Almost as if he was some middle-aged man’s idea of how a teenage hippie talks.  I don’t know.  They seemed pretty bummed out.  I guess they’re friends dumped them in a cold-hearted way or something.  And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up.  Yeah.  I’d have to assume that if they were with their friends, they wouldn’t have been kidnapped.  Whoever those friends are must be carrying a ton of guilt on their shoulders right about now.  Yeah, sure.  Uh, they looked like what’s in this box.”

Dick Dastardly Robots

“Uh-huh.”

Venice Beach civilian 1

“Oh!”

Venice Beach civilian 2

“Hey, watch it!”

Venice Beach civilian 3

“Hey!  Bone-headed pooch!”

Venice Beach civilian 4

“Dude!”

Halloween kids

“Trick or treat!”

Halloween kids 2

“Mine!  This stuff will rot your teeth.  Your blood sugar will thank us.”

Halloween kids 3

“Yeah.  Don’t you know Halloween is just a marketing ploy by Big Corn Syrup.”


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Warner Bros. Pictures original film A Star is Born won Lady Gaga her first Oscar.

#AStarIsBorn is the third iteration of a 1937 feature of the same name.

rottentomatoes: 89%

metacritic: 88

imdb: 7.8

oscars: 1 win

golden globes: 1 win

SAG awards: 3 nominations


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