You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television

Socio Path

Netflix original series You dropped its second season last Friday December 27th, 2019.

#YouNetflixhas been renewed for a third season.

rottentomatoes: 93%

metacritic: 74

imdb: 7.8

Joe Goldberg, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Penn BadgleyJoe Goldberg

Book store clerk Joe Goldberg has difficulty managing his interpersonal relationships outside of Hollywood, California.

Joe Goldberg, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Penn Badgley“Love, this is why you’re not for me.  Once upon a time, I believed in love.  Sure, I’d been hurt before, but I’d learned from that, and I wanted to fight for a fresh start.  The real thing this time.  So, boy meets girl, boy knows this is a something special, and he thinks, ‘let me do everything I can to make this right.’  So, I did.  I was brave.  I was vulnerable.  I won her the old-fashioned way.  I tried to do everything right for her.  I knew you have to do anything for love.  So I did.  I did whatever I had to, whatever it took.  I love you too.  You know, I thought we were pretty happy, but she thought she could be happier with… some guy in Rome, so… but she did not trust me.  So she started asking questions about the past.  Who’s Elijah?  He’s not your bother, I know that.  She started digging for stuff that should have stayed buried.  I picked wrong.  I made mistakes.  Love had made me blind.  And now… …love turned to poison.  And when love dies, it really hurts.  The bottom line is… she couldn’t love me back.  And our love died.  I thought that was the end.  A sad story.  A broken heart I’d have to heal from to love again.  But no, there was more hurt in store.  Candace.  Yeah.  And so I realize this is what I get for trying so hard.  I can’t love again.  I can’t risk it.  It’s too dangerous.  The only fresh start is a start without love.” — Joe Goldberg

“This… is what it’s come to.  Love has taken me to dark places.  But Los Angeles… has gotta be as dark as it gets.  When you’re running from someone who thinks they know you, the best place to hide is a city they think you hate because, well, I do.  I’m closing my heart, like an out-of-business book store, and I’m here for the moment where everyone is too into themselves to ever connect with another person.  It’s the worst city in the world and the last place I wanna be, and that’s perfect.  It’s temporary.  Regroup, get some cash together, figure out next moves, go.  Never look back.  It’s a chance to get back to who I really am: a quiet guy… …who just wants to lead a quiet life.  I’ve done time in uglier cages.  Will Bettelheim.  Nice to meet you.  Oh, good, good.  Just not great at keeping up with that stuff.  I like the second floor.  It’s quieter.  You got it.  That sounds great.  Home sweet prison.  It’s uncomfortable, all of this.  But that’s good, I’m detoxing.  Detox should be uncomfortable.  I’ve left so much behind.  And I know there’s a side of me that I let get out of control, and now controlling is everything.  But, that said, cold turkey leads to rebound, leads to heartbreak, if not crime scenes, and posthumous best sellers.  Addiction management is key.  Ten minutes a day.  Do not fixate on any one person.  Do not get involved, do not even look them up, because I know I can get swept up.  But that’s not happening.  This is a fresh start.” — Joe Goldberg

“In my dreams… Beck’s alive.  She forgives me for everything I did.  She apologizes for everything she did.  And she says, ‘don’t worry, Candance is gone.  Forever.’  But then I wake up… and remember.  Okay.  Okay, let’s go somewhere and we can sit and talk.  As long as it’s nice… and public.  Are you gonna tell me what you want?  Candace– no.  I’ll be right back.  I was prepared to count my blessings and never come back.  That’s not how any of it happened.  What do you want, Candace?  People.  People are predictable.  I cannot afford to be predictable.  My life depends on that.  But love, love is what kept me open, alive, different, real.  And I also can’t afford to do love, so you see my dilemma.  Precocious, unsupervised kid who thinks she’s not a kid.  Yeah, that’s me.  Who is protecting her?  No, no, she is not my problem.  I’m a little behind the times.  Holy shit.  Ellie, how old are you?  Like 14?  No, she’s not my problem.  It was nice to meet you.  Too young to be Ellie’s mom.  Sisters.  If Delilah counts as parental supervision, it explains everything.  Note to self: steer clear of their entire red flag galaxy.  She’s a kid.” — Joe Goldberg

“In Los Angeles, grocery stores aren’t just a place you buy carrots, they’re a pristine, non-GMO Disneyland, and king among these is Anavrin.  Come for the spring lettuce mix, stay for the perfect life that could be yours if you spend enough and quit gluten, you fucking asshole.  And yeah, obviously, Anavrin is– wait for it– ‘nirvana’ spelled backwards.  Well, I’m a quick study.  Oh, I’m not an actor.  Sure thing, ID.  Damn.  I know– I know I brought it.  I just… I know– I know I brought it.  I just… re-reading.  Oh, this guy’s struggle trying to get past his mistakes, you know?  I don’t like to get political, but I will say our world is done for if we don’t think about that.  Did…?  Hm, there’s nothing to be intimidated by.  It’s human experience.  It’s universal.  I think I just felt my soul come back into my body.  I love it.  Maybe it’s ’cause it’s my favorite thing to do.  That… and… recommending the perfect book.  Yeah.  A new apron?  Hello… no, fuck, no, I’m not doing that.  I’m not gonna try to figure out who you are, why you look so concerned about the state of that heirloom tomato.  You have a way with people.  They just like you.  Your shirt is faded, but fresh.  You like to take care of things.  Your shoes are clean, but more.  You walk in a town where nobody walks.  I won’t say hello.  I’ll accidentally bump into you.  You’ll never even know I was here.” — Joe Goldberg

“It looks a little like a butt, yeah.  Are you flirting?  I’d like to think you are, but it’s just– I can’t.  I should also inform you that… all peaches look like butts.  I should walk away.  I hadn’t noticed that, but I definitely will now.  Thank you.  Shit.  Well, I mean… truth.  That is what wills hut this down, truth.  Not initially, but then yes.  I was, completely.  I am sorry… if I am skeevy.  Good.  I debated, so… oh, yeah.  Will.  I just started in the cafe.  No.  Cool.  It’s nice to meet you, Love.  No way.  No, not biting.  I’m not that guy anymore, and I don’t think I will ever be again.  I can’t be.  Love, you are not for me.” — Joe Goldberg

“Mooney’s Rare and Used, this is not.  But hey, who needs Cervantes when you’ve got chakra clearing?  Reading the Akashic records?  Full shelf.  This is gonna be harder than I thought.  But this is the only safe place for me right now.  Just tell me what you want.  Sorry, excuse me.  At least when I’m here, it’s less about the people, more about the books.  Yeah, how can I help?  Uh, if the– if the book is– does everyone in LA walk around like they own the place?  You got me.  I just started this week.  The books are made from trees.  I’m pretty sure those are vegan.  So, that’s… I got it.  Don’t worry, Calvin.” — Joe Goldberg

“Yeah.  Yeah, I guess so.  Right, one of those.  What?  Do– do I have something?  Oh, I think it might be the one where the woman gets the guy in trouble at work for slacking off.  I’m sorry, I got to go.  Thank you, though.  I cannot let you in.  What?  No.  I don’t think– I like that… Love.  I don’t do this.  Not anymore.  I don’t fantasize to some impossible version of a woman I barely know.  It’s not good.” — Joe Goldberg

“It’s hard to have a fresh start, Love, when the past is on your mind.  Thank you.  Hang on one second.  Hello?  I’m hanging up.  Candace, listen to me.  You’re insane.  I’m getting paranoid.  There’s no way she found me so soon.  There’s no way.  I won’t let Candace get in my head.  That’s what crazy people do, make you crazy.  Who asked you to film me?  Not a good liar.  Just give me the phone.  Ellie.  Shit.  Just a grown man who put a hand on a teenaged girl.  All good, as long as I fix it.  Which I… will do right after I fix another thing I’ve gotta fix first.  Fuck, I’m starting to believe in cosmic punishment, Love.  Not just punishment, actual death.  If LA is hell, surely the Hollywood DMV is the Ninth Circle.” — Joe Goldberg

“Hi, I need a driver’s license.  Yep, it’s all there.  Is everything okay?  I know that voice.  What are the chances?  Some people, huh?  Okay, thank you.  That was pretty impressive.  Well, I have to take this test.  Are you really who you seem to be?  Could anyone be that light and fearless?  You know, I didn’t because I promised myself I wouldn’t, but now it would be weird not to, right?  You’re kidding me.  Are you the only woman in Los Angeles not showing off for strangers?  Speaks well of you, but does make it trickier.  Unfortunately, I know exactly what I need to do.” — Joe Goldberg

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!  Hey, hey, hey, hey!  It’s a new phone.  Since it’s my fault you– it’s a little upgrade.  You’ll be making movies on the thing, right?  Cost me a chunk of my rent, and the more money I need, the longer I stay, but one problem at a time.  I guess that’s Ellie for ‘thank you.’  I didn’t mean to scare you.  Of course not.  Honestly, I’m more of a book guy.  I’ll make you a deal.  You make me that list… okay.  How do you know?  That it’s, uh… it’s– it’s fake?  Actually, I’m thinking of joining.  I’m just a private person.  Can I…?  This is great.  Are you offering to help?  I’ll owe you one?  I don’t know that I have a brand.  What?  No.  I don’t like anyone.  I don’t have a nemesis.  I will try my best.  Thank you.” — Joe Goldberg

“It’s come to this: get online to blend in, just long enough to get out before Candace finds me.  Create a feed of my alleged life while life happens around me, but how would I know?  Not that there’s much to see.  Friend requested.  Okay.  This sun is nice.  Any place is probably beautiful when you stop running for one second.  I just want to stop running, Love.  I want a home.” — Joe Goldberg

“I’m an idiot.  Did I sunburn through this t-shirt?  How is that a thing?  Worth it, all worth it, Love.  Married.  Married?  Oh, the happily-wed missus.  I’m sick.  Do you have a medical license?  I’m serious, though.  You didn’t need to come all the way over here.  Is that salad dressing?  You want me to…?  Smells great.  It doesn’t.  You felt that too.  But you’re married, so you’re safe.  It’s actually perfect.  Keep it light, breezy.  Okay.  Yeah.  Yeah.  I’m not, actually.  A little.  She’s next.  Where?  Okay.  All right, hand on a minute.  Need to get my jacket.  Okay.  Just gotta lock up.  It’s amazing.  It’s a taco.  Wait, hang on, this?  You’re telling me– okay.  No!  No, no, no.  I would bathe in that sauce.  You went to cooking school?  Okay.  May I eat it?  I get it now.  It’s everything I like, made exquisitely but what’s perfect… is you made it for me.  Perfect.  It’s perfect.  I’m sorry.  Did I say– I’m sorry if I sent the wrong signal– Love, I’m so sorry.  I can imagine.  Yeah.  It’s not terrible.  Of course.  Joan Didion.  How do you know that?” — Joe Goldberg

“I wanted to think you don’t know me.  You can’t, but I’m not too proud to say when I’m wrong.  And maybe I was wrong about you, and maybe, even a bit, all of LA.  And all I can say is, I hope I’m also wrong about me.  Maybe I don’t need to shut down forever.  And if that could be… with you… Ellie.  It’s two a.m. does your sister– okay, sorry.  I just wanna make sure– good night.  Fuck.  Thanks.  What can I say, friend?  I have creepy taste in friends.” — Joe Goldberg

“Who is Jasper?  Why is he looking for you… Will?  How are we gonna take care of this problem?  So here’s the thing, Love.  It wasn’t easy for me to get here,  to buy myself a little time, this slim chance at a new life.  And then… I saw you.  And, you know, I really do believe that things happen for a reason, that all the hard stuff and the craziness, and frankly, my own mistakes… they maybe all led me here… for reason.  At least I hope… that’s true.  Because I’m working as hard as I can to make a fresh start here.  It’s delicate, the whole… thing.  It’s delicate, the whole… thing.  ‘Cause it’s not just a new home.  It’s a new me.  And when something like that happens, when it’s right, you start to feel everything aligning, like fate saying yes.  But again, delicate.  Anyway, this is a bad time, the worst time, for a complication.  Maybe I should run right now, Love.  But now I don’t want to.  I need to figure out a way to see this through, whatever it is… with you.  You win, Love.  I’ll stay.” — Joe Goldberg

Love Quinn, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Victoria PedrettiLove Quinn

“Oh, did I get you?  Are you okay?  Excuse me?  Do you think this peach looks like a butt?  There is no wrong answer.  Right?  Oh, yes.  Well, thank you for your honesty.  I might go out on a limb and suggest that… bell peppers can be extremely vaginal depending on how you cute them.  Yeah, no problem.  Were you following me?  No.  I mean, you might’ve… if you look like a skeeve, which… I guess is me saying, good choice… showering today.  Hm.  Oh!  You work here?  The apron.  Me too, um, I uh– I manage the kitchen.  I do most of the buying for the store.  I was just shopping for my dinner.  Anyway, sorry.  Love.  It’s my name, I mean.  I’ll see you in the break room then, Will.” — Love Quinn

“Let me guess.  Hurricane Forty?  Don’t worry.  He almost never actually fires anybody.  You know how some people are, like, starring in their own movie?  Well, his… is about a hilarious misunderstood genius working with idiots.  No, I was just trying to figure out what your movie is.” — Love Quinn

“Are you running away from me?  I feel like you are.  Don’t think.  We have about six minutes, which I think we can make that work.  You like that?  Now say, ‘I like that, Love.’  It’s just you… and me.  What’s wrong?” — Love Quinn

“That is completely unacceptable.  Just wait, I’ll fix this.  This woman has an appointment.  Just like I just had an appointment.  You just helped me five seconds ago.  Arabic?  I mean, it’s pretty common.  Excuse me, does anybody speak Arabic?  Anyone?  Thank you, sir, please.  Come here.  Nobody’s gonna skip you, right?  Thank you, everyone.  See?  Someone who can help.  Wasn’t that hard to ask.  See?  Will.  Kismet, right?  I mean, what are the chances?  I don’t always… cause a scene.  I promise.  Good, because I actually frequently do cause a scene.  Well, you got this.  Here.  For luck.” — Love Quinn

“Hey, Brooklyn!  I know you’re in there.  You’re a rookie with a sunburn is what you are.  Calvin told me at the store.  Let me in.  I can help.  It’s no problem.  I live right in the neighborhood.  All right.  No, it’s apple cider vinegar.  May I?  Yes.  Trust me, in five minutes you’re going to love me for this.  Shut up.  Are you okay?  This must hurt.  There.  We’ll give that a minute.  Okay, now I need to ask you a question that’s deadly serious and deeply personal.  Is that 99-cent ramen?  No.  No, Will, no.  You’re an Angeleno now.  You know, you ex-New Yorkers are the worst.  I mean, haven’t– haven’t you ever… fallen in love reading Joan Didion or Raymond Chandler, or Francesca Lia Block?  You know, these… you’ve never read Joan fucking Didion.  No, you, you’re missing out, okay?  This city, is… it’s… it’s… a million cities, it’s… I mean… we’re going.  We’re going!  As many places as we need to convert you.  Come on.  Let’s go!  Come on, snob!” — Love Quinn

“It’s my favorite place in the city.  I have this theory.  It’s not my theory, it’s the late, great food writer Jonathan Gold’s, whole life mission was to know Los Angeles the best way: through food.  And, uh, he said, ‘there exists for each of us a perfect taco.’  Point is… is it good? ..we are gonna find you a perfect bite.  But is it perfect?  We have more work to do.  Come, let’s go.  No, no, no.  Come on, come on, please.  You’re going to love it.  It’s going to be so worth it.  Thank you.  So you really didn’t like it?  Stop lying to me.  I’ll figure you out.  This is science.  Oh, so close.  Inches away.  Okay.  Research complete.  Final destination.  Let’s hit it!  Let me tell you a little bit about yourself, Will Bettelheim.  You are not a snob.  You’re just old-fashioned.  You like things that are real, made right by people who care.  You like strong flavors.  Gimmicks don’t seduce you.  What seduces you is the real thing.  Therefore… roast chicken.  In cooking school, they used to tell us that you could tell everything about a cook based on their roast chicken, so I became a bit obsessive.  And you are gonna benefit from that.  Yeah.  That’s a long story.  Voilá.  Make sure you have some skin and carrot… and some crispy potato… and then rub it around in the reduction a little bit.  Yes, you eat it.  Well?  Is that you’re speechless?  Perfect bite?  Yes!  I knew it.  You were tough… but… I am a champion.  Shit.  No.  I have to tell you something, and… I’m just gonna come out and say it.  The community garden that we walked by?  I got married there… three years ago.  Um… we met in school and we were young, but… I just knew– no, he’s dead.  Yeah, conversation killer.  He got sick.  And they, um… they tried to figure it out.  But… they did not.  No.  No, it’s… it is what it is.  It was almost two years ago now.  And, like, look… my life’s great.  And also, nobody really understands.  I mean, who our age gets married, let alone widowed?  It’s, like… Victorian.  So, you know, people are nice, but… they can’t really fathom what I’m going through.  Yeah, it’s lonely.  Yeah, I know.  Ever since it happened, I’ve been able to see this thing in people… who’ve been through it.  I see that every time I look in your eyes.  Yeah.  You’ve felt it.  Real love.  Real loss.  Yeah, well… did you fall in love?  LA?  Is it so terrible?  Good.  I, uh, I got you a, um… a parting gift.  Yeah, I thought about getting you something happy, but… Let’s face it, what you’re more interested in is something… smart and complex.  A little… dark.  Right?  That’s what makes you feel at home.  Well, ’cause… me too.” — Love Quinn

Candace Stone, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Ambyr ChildersCandace Stone

“Give me my phone, Joe.  I don’t love you.  I never have.  I think we have some unfinished business to talk about.” — Candace Stone

“I think we have some unfinished business to talk about.  I’m craving French fries.  Fries, please, a side of ranch.  Vanilla milkshake.  You want anything, bunny?  I want you to know I want it to stay gone.  I mean, you sure thought I was dead or you wouldn’t have just left me there, right?  So, anyways, there I am, in a new town, a new girl, and I walk into this store, and there’s this book… by a woman named Guinevere… Beck.  You did it again, didn’t you?  To kill you with my bare hands.  I’m kidding.  I could never.  I’m gonna go to the cops, and I’m gonna tell them everything.  Nope, sorry, not that either.  Too easy on you.  No offense, you look like you’re ready to puke.  I’m getting to it.  Now you really look like you’re gonna puke.  Mmm.  Shit.” — Candace Stone

“You don’t think I have your fucking number?  I’m not interested in seeing you dead, Joe.  Truly.  Or turning you in because, best-case, you go to prison forever.  I wouldn’t.  See, you’d go to prison as you.  You’d sit there for the rest of your life thinking you’re a good man.  I’m gonna show you who you really are.  And when you see it… you’ll beg me to turn you in.  It’s gonna be really fun fucking destroying you.  And I deserve that.  Yeah, I figured you’d say that.  I’ll see you soon.  It doesn’t take a genius to hunt someone if you really, really want to.  You see, that’s another thing I learned from you.  Bye, Joe.” — Candace Stone

Delilah Alves, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Carmela ZumbadoDelilah Alves

“Welcome.  I’m Delilah.  Your credit came back sparkling, Will.  But I looked you up.  You’re not on the socials.  Like, at all.  Thought you might be some kind of freak.  Do you not keep up with brushing your teeth?  I’m kidding, I’m kidding.  Okay.  I just have this vacancy on the first floor.  Do you wanna see it?  It’s bigger.  all right.  So rent’s due on the third.  No loud music after ten.  Two pet limit.  And don’t cook meth in your kitchen.  You can keep the furniture if you want or just let me know and we can have someone take it out.  The last tenant kind of left in a hurry, so… hopefully it’ll be better luck for you.  I’m in number one if you need anything.  All right.  See ya.” — Delilah Alves

“Thank you so much for stopping by.  Ellie?  No harassing the tenants.  Well, you’re late for school, smart-ass.  Is that my shirt?  That’s my fucking shirt.  How many times…?  Can you please not wear that to school and destroy it, please?  Cool story.  Any day now.  Hey.  You lay a finger on her, and I will vivisect your individual scrotums.” — Delilah Alves

Ellie Alves, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Jenna OrtegaEllie Alves

“Lady, how many photos does it take?  Come on.  Are you like, ‘lady, come on.  How many photos does it take?’  Crazy thing is, she never posts any of them.  That’s like, gotta be a diagnosis, right?  Ms. Strauss secretly has six chihauhaus so she walks them in shifts.  And you?  You are Will Bettelheim, LA newbie.  What’s your Insta?  Or do you only have a Finsta?  Clearly.  Anyway, I’m @Ellie-Eyeballs.  So… you have a girlfriend yet?  Fifteen.  Basically 16, so… cool.  Manners.  So Delilah, she’s not a hooker.  It’s what you’re thinking, right?  Yeah, no, she’s a reporter, that guy’s a publicist, and he just paid some crazy kill fee to not run something about someone famous.  It’s sick, she’s a genius.  I’m not.  We’re old friends.  It looks hotter on me, though.  Are you reading that?” — Ellie Alves

“No one.  It’s just for fun.  You asshole.  I was making a movie for school.  You didn’t.  I was trying to do this whole vérité thing.  You know, like, you see Tangerine?  I thought you were, like… hip.” — Ellie Alves

“Why are you robbing your eyeballs of all things that are good?  Tell you what… I’m making you a list.  Like, how do you even function in a world without art?  Don’t say you get it in books.  Books take too long.  I’ll make you a list.  Nothing long.  I have a life.  Oh, my God, this bitch’s feed is so fake.  Uh, I’m an American and I’m 15.  Why do you ask?  I thought you were too good for the internets.  Well, so am I.  It’s why my page is about my work,  not my dumb face.  See?  Yeah.  Yeah, I know.  God, you really need a sensei, don’t you?  What’s in it for me?  That’ll work.  Okay, first thing to know about being authentic and actually cool… feeds that aren’t lame help people understand you.  But don’t overshare, like, your breakfast.  Unless, I don’t know, is breakfast your brand?  It’s not that deep.  Your brand could be, like… you have good taste in whatever your thing is.  So go places, look, if it’s interesting, take a pic.  Don’t filter, don’t hashtag.  Hashtags are thirsty.  That’s literally the handbook of being dope in a sea of basic losers.  Which… most people are.  Just lean into your thing, Will.  But in a not-try-hard yet-you’re-low-key-fascinating kind of way.  That’s how you get her to fall in love with you.  That’s why you’re doing it, right?  You like someone.  That’s the only reason anyone posts anything.  Okay.  Uh, the other reason to post is revenge.  You have a nemesis?  Don’t take this the wrong way, Will.  Please be not this boring on your Instagram, okay?  My secretary will bill you.” — Ellie Alves

“Blow.  God, it’s from The Big Lebowski.  It’s going on your list.  Oh, shut up, dad.  She’s right inside.  I just have insomnia.  From the 14 Frapuccinos.  Okay, Mr. Rogers, good night.  Oh, Will, someone came by looking for you.  Old friend?  Jesse.  No, Jasper.  He said that you had something that you wanted to give back and that he’ll be by.  Honestly, he seemed a little creepy.  Ew!” — Ellie Alves

“White male fragility.” — Ellie Alves

Forty Quinn, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, James Scully

Forty Quinn

“Excuse me.  Yeah.  Um… can you tell me if this Carl Jung book is vegan?  New here, huh?  Yeah, your apron is, like, very fresh.  I’m just messing with you, old sport.  Forty.  Calvin.  Did you tell our friend Will here that it was Vegan Author Month at the cafe?  I know you will.  Will… I think you are gonna do really well here.  I like your whole look.  It’s very, um… I’ve-read-a-book.  Calvin…” — Forty Quinn

“What the hell were you thinking, Calvin?  Yeah, he meant fiction that people actually wanna read.  What?  There’s a human alive who wants to read Crime and Punishment?  Look, dude, find a way to move these or, uh… something’s moving.” — Forty Quinn

Calvin, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Adwin BrownCalvin

“So, no experience at all in sorting or bagging perishables?  It’s a coveted job.  Yeah, all the casting directors shop here.  So– okay, let me xerox some photo ID and I’ll call you ASAP and I’ll let you know.  How… so?  How to be better.  I can’t believe you just did that.  Made a Russian novel sound like something I’d want to read.  Uh, I don’t mean to spring this on you… ever thought about working in a bookstore?  We’ve been having a time moving product.  You know, I thought with this whole hacking democracy thing, people would be like, ‘yeah, I wanna read some Russian stuff.  What’s up with that place?’  But… they’re intimidated, you know?  You sound like such a… reader.  Can you start tomorrow?  Perfect.  Let’s get you an apron.  Joy.” — Calvin

“Hey.  I will get Will on the right page.  Forty’s parents own the place, obviously.  Shit.  He was being cool just now, but if he was comes back and it’s still wrong… watch the register.” — Calvin

“Ray said to stock more fiction.  Okay, I just figured that–” — Calvin

Kid Joe, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Aidan WallaceKid Joe

“Mom?  Mommy?  Mommy?  You are home.  No, I mean, my home is you.” — Kid Joe

Joe's Mother, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Magda ApanowiczJoe’s Madre (Sandy)

“Joe!  Baby.  Right here. I was afraid you left.  I want to get sunscreen.  Come here.  It’s nice here, right?  We should come here every summer.  It could be our home away from home.  Sure, we’re home.  Me too, Joey.  Me too, you.  Hey.  Go get some ice cream.  They meet me back at our favorite spot.  You know, the one from yesterday.  Remember?  And build me a sandcastle.  Okay?  Mommy will be back in just a few shakes.  Okay?” — Sandy

DMV Teller, You, Netflix, A+E Studios, Alloy Entertainment, Berlanti Productions, Warner Horizon Television, Annie KarstensDMV Teller

“ID and proof of residence?  Slow system.  Sir?  Okay, this is all in order.  You’ll step over there to take the written test.  Next in line, please step forward.” — DMV Teller

DMV Teller #2

“Ma’am, come up to the window, please.  She has to come back with somebody that can speak whatever she speaks.” — DMV Teller #2

DMV Pedestrian

“I can.” — DMV Pedestrian

Store Patron

“It’s okay.” — Store Patron


“Cut!  We’re gonna go again from the top.  Quickly.  Nice.  Print that.  We’re gonna go again from the top.” — Director

Guinevere Beck (flashback)

“I love you, Joe.  Candace?  I think they dated.  Joe!  Joe!  Tell me I’m crazy.  Tell me you didn’t… kill Benji.  Tell me you didn’t kill Peach.” — Beck

Party Goer

“I heard about you and Candace.  It’s just how she left so suddenly… oh, they did.  But I can’t say I was shocked when it didn’t work out.” — Party Goer

Rando LA Pedestrian

“Hi, gorgeous people.  Just wanna say thank you.  Wow.  Three million followers?  I’m honestly choked up thinking about how much I love each…” — LA Pedestrian


“Hi.  What can I get for you?  Okay.  Here you go.” — Waitress

Delilah Clientele

“I appreciate being the first call.” — Delilah Client

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Ready for Season 2? #WhereareyouJoe

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📷: @jakerosenberg making me look good

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“In process” 📷: @jakerosenberg

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Afternoon strolls 📷: @kathryngallagher

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As I reflect on the last decade, and set new goals for 2020, I can’t help but think about the most inspirational women of my life who have shaped my character, as well as my life to a great extent. I want to continue to celebrate women by gifting them the Rise Totem Necklace. I also wear the Rise Totem as a daily reminder of all the great women who have influenced my life. These women taught me to be strong as well as gentle, to value relationships, to understand the power of courage, will, determination, but mostly love. If you have women in your life that you want to celebrate, the Rise Totem is the perfect gift. Link in bio! I was able to wear all my pieces in S2! 👯‍♀️ Shop the Necklace

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Thank you @stylecaster! What a fun shoot ❤️

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D + E forever 🖤@jennaortega

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