Peacemaker, HBO Max, DC Entertainment, The Safran Company, Troll Court Entertainment, Warner Bros. Television

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HBO Max original drama Peacemaker premiered three episodes January 13th, 2022.

#Peacemaker is a spinoff of The Suicide Squad.






rottentomatoes: 94%

metacritic: 69

imdb: 8.4



Peacemaker, HBO Max, DC Entertainment, The Safran Company, Troll Court Entertainment, Warner Bros. Television, John Cena
Peacemaker, HBO Max, DC Entertainment, The Safran Company, Troll Court Entertainment, Warner Bros. Television, John Cena

Peacemaker

Christopher Smith is hired as a black-ops hit man outside of Vancouver, Canada.

Peacemaker, HBO Max, DC Entertainment, The Safran Company, Troll Court Entertainment, Warner Bros. Television, John Cena

“Can I ask you something, doc? Can you maybe contrast on the X-ray a little more to show the definition in my muscles? This makes me look like one of those guys who works out only thinking about bulk. I put a lot of time into my small muscle groups, and according to his, it was just… wasted effort. Sure. So, I can leave?” — Peacemaker

“Psst. Jamil! It’s not that, man. Doctor said I was free to go. Jamil, you cool? Dude, can I trust you? No? Dude, I really need somebody I can trust– we smoked weed together, man. I was in a fuckin’ wheelchair! You went to MIT? The fuck are you doing here? Fine! Fuck it. Don’t be trustworthy, just let me ask you a question, and don’t tell anybody about it, okay? That is the opposite of everything you’ve been saying. Truth is, I’m supposed to be in prison. Superhero shit. Yeah. Bulky, what the fuck you mean, ‘bulky?’ I’m ready to go! Peacemaker. You a fan? Dude, I’m fuckin’ famous. Fuck Aquaman! He bangs chicks? Good for him. He fucks dudes? Got no problem with that. He starts fuckin’ fish? That’s taking it a step too far. Yeah. A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium, said for 50 bucks, he brings him in the back so he can have his way with a sturgeon. I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 is lying to me for no reason. Integrity. I made a vow to have peace, no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. Yes! No! I killed a fair amount of white people too! If somebody’s committing a crime… …am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is? Fine. That’s– that’s a good point. I will trust white people less in the future, and kill a higher percentage of ’em. Are you satisfied? Doctor said I was free to go, so technically, I should go back to prison. What I need to know is, on the DL, is there anybody out there looking for me? No cops outside, nothin’? I’m thinkin’… I can just go?” — Peacemaker

“Go. Drive. Yes! Yeah. Oh. So, uh– so I have this. It’s, uh, it’s Corto Maltese money. But I have no idea how much it is. Come on. You look like a scratch lottery guy. Make a game of it. Take it to the bank. See how much it’s worth. Maybe it’s 50 cents, but maybe it’s a million bucks.” — Peacemaker

“Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck. Dad? Fuck! Dude, don’t be saying that shit on my phone, man! What the fuck? Fuck. Fuck! I knew it was fucking too good to be true! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! My life fuckin’ sucks. I mean… ah, fuck! Ah, nah, I’m fu– I’m– I’m– I’m good. I’m fucking– I’m good. Fuck! Yeah. I killed Rick Flag for you people! Waller said do whatever I had to do to make sure those Project Starfish files didn’t get out. I made the only choice I could. What the fuck is he doing? And you are? Clemson Murn? Hey, dude, you’re eating four-year-old olives out of my fuckin’ fridge.” — Peacemaker

“What’s the op? As I recall, you guys aren’t particularly creative with the case file names. Project Starfish was a giant walkin’ starfish. So, what, am I fighting a Mothra now? I am? I’m fightin’ a Mothra? What the fuck do I fight a Mothra with? Can I get a jetpack? How the fuck am I supposed to fight a Mothra without a jetpack? Still, my desire for a jetpack remains, ’cause you got me all excited about it. Kill people? What if I say no? What’s to keep me from splitting’? Enjoy my food, Dye-Beard. Oh, yeah, sure.” — Peacemaker

“Hard edge of two-tone gray and Magic Marker brown, that’s natural. I’ll be there. I just gotta swing by my dad’s and get Eagly. Don’t you do your research? He’s my sidekick.” — Peacemaker

“Yeah. Not a supervillain. That’s a misconception. I’m a superhero. Yeah? Joe Blaggadashiocentro is a dude workin’ in his fuckin’ garden. Point is just ’cause some other dumb motherfucker is out there with shears, clippin’ roses, doesn’t mean you aren’t, huh? I’m so sorry, I don’t spend all my fucking time thinking of realistic-sounding last names, you wrinkly old fuck! Hey, dad.” — Peacemaker

“Guy was talking to me! He was being a total ‘nad. Got out of prison. It’s been kind of rough for me lately, dad. I was… laid out in the hospital for, like, five months. Somebody shot me. A building fell on me. It’s not like I invited him to come shoot me, dad. New lamp? The– the lamp, is it new? Been in prison for four years. You know, I asked you to cancel my phone service. It was still on. I’ve been paying for years ’cause you forgot. That’s not what I’m sayin’? It’s my service. I got no money. You been takin’ Eagly out. Where is he? Eagly. Who’s a good boy? Yeah? Who’s daddy’s boy? Dad, look how excited he is. Dad, he’s just awesome, right? Oh, my God. He’s– he’s hugging me. He’s hugging me. This is fuckin’ amazing. Dad! Grab my phone, I don’t wanna move. Dad? Dad?” — Peacemaker

“You’ll get a kick out of this, dad. Guy I was working with, Bloodsport, big, tough motherfucker, mercenary, all these weapons and shit. We find out he’s got a rat phobia. And not just– not just any phobia. I mean like pure terror, screamin’ like a little girl. And this other member of the team, Ratcatcher, she controls rats! And, dad, dad, you know how he got the phobia? He was tortured! His own father tortured him by lockin’ him in a crate for 24 hours with nothing but starving rats! Right? We– he had these horrible acne scars. Yeah! Yeah, but they weren’t! They were ray bites from when the rats would gnaw at his flesh when he was a little kid! That’s– it’s funny, right? Dad? I’ll get– I’ll get water. Here, here, here. Hmm. Yeah. You know, a lot of what happened in Corto Maltese… look, I just came by to get Eagly and see if you had another helmet for me.” — Peacemaker

“I know. Fine. Just tell me which one you think is best? Better than sittin’ in this fuckin’ closet. Dad, that’s not my thing. Um… I do what I do to st– stop criminals, not a specific–” — Peacemaker

“Oh, I’m with them. Can I just grab a menu, please? Thank you. Hey. Scooch. Costume,? This is a uniform. And it’s brand new, so I gotta stretch it out, make it more comfortable before I go on a mission. People see this uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts. That’s Eagly. You guys ordered without me? Yeah. Jealous of a guy’s pet eagle much? Hey, sweet-cheeks! Can you take my order real quick? Sorry– uh, mixed green salad, and we’ll do the garlic zoodles. Thank you. ‘Good choice.’ Zoodles are zucchini noodles. She had cherubic cheeks. It’s a compliment. No, it’s not.” — Peacemaker


Emilia Harcourt, Peacemaker, HBO Max, DC Entertainment, The Safran Company, Troll Court Entertainment, Warner Bros. Television, Jennifer Holland
Emilia Harcourt, Peacemaker, HBO Max, DC Entertainment, The Safran Company, Troll Court Entertainment, Warner Bros. Television, Jennifer Holland

Emilia Harcourt

“Stay where you are, Smith. No one ever told you to kill Flag. Funny, for you, how often the only choice and killing people coincides.”

“Bad people.”

“Hey, new girl, get your shit off there. This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle. I don’t know what you did to piss off Amanda Waller, but she’s definitely fucking me and John with this gig. What agency did you get transferred from? We helped Task Force X during Project Starfish, and this is her way of getting back at us. Hey, new girl’s an expert over here, John. We hear what?”

“Are you kidding me? No. This guy. I told you she’s fucking us. Why are you in your costume? What people? The other people at the Village People tryouts? Is your dog named Doggy?”

Clemson Murn, Peacemaker, HBO Max, DC Entertainment, The Safran Company, Troll Court Entertainment, Warner Bros. Television, Chukwudi Iwuji

Clemson Murn

“You only served four years of your 30 year sentence, and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free? You showed you were loyal. You’re a born killer with expertise in every weapon known to humankind, and you’ve had experience in black ops around the globe, so I’m giving you the chance to stay out of prison and work for me. Name’s Murn. That’s right. I report directly to Amanda Waller. This is Harcourt, who you may know from Waller’s team at Belle Reve. She’ll be your handler in the field. John Economos, who you may also know, is tech and tactics. And this is our new recruit, Leota Adebayo, which means she’ll be doing most everything else.”

“Domestic situation, known as Project Butterfly. That’s not what it is. No. It’s not a Mothra. We need you to do contract work. Whom we call butterflies. You’ll have to return to Belle Reve. We still have that bomb in your head to track you with, and if that fails, we’ll blow you the hell up. We’ll meet you for dinner tonight. Seven-thirty at– where is it? Who’s Eagly?”

“She’s not fucking us. She’s fucking us. Why is there a bald eagle in your car? All right.”

Leota Adebayo, Peacemaker, HBO Max, DC Entertainment, The Safran Company, Troll Court Entertainment, Warner Bros. Television, Danielle Brooks

Leota Adebayo

“I thought I was gonna be like James Bond now. Does this look like James Bond to you? Man, I wanted champagne in the bathtub, and some Octopussies and shit. Uh, that’s who Maud Adams played in the movie. As far as I know, she only had one pussy. That’s just her name. This might be a good time for me to bring up… I’ve been thinkin’. If we have a kid, I’d like to name her Octopussy. Yes so. And if it’s a boy, Sharknado. …Lois and Chuck would love that. What’s wrong? They got me filing papers and making reservations. Keeya, this is just a paycheck. It’s just for now. I know that I’m not made for this shit. I’ll save up a little, then we’ll go back home. Okay? I got you. I gotta go. Yeah. Love you too.”

“Glad to be here. Ready to kick some ass, sir. And really lookin’ forward to gettin’ to know all of you. Even you, Peacemaker. Uh, even though you’re not the best guy in the world. And Economos, you seem like you’re very easy to talk to. So I look forward to working with you. Harcourt, I feel like, because we’re the only women here, we have to have each other’s back. Anything you need, I got you. And, Mr. Murn, I have to say your outfits are really dapper. I’m really excited to be here, and I promise you’re not gonna regret this. I know inside my mind I’m not supposed to be giving a speech, but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants, so… close mouth. I’m bitin’ my tongue right now. Not gonna talk again. I’m done talking.”

“And the mozzarella sticks.. …are dope.”

“Yeah, I don’t know. Damn. ‘Fucking you’ how? Yeah, I don’t think so. Thank you. Oh, sweet, we have a piano. Is that an eagle in his back seat? ‘Sweet cheeks?’ Seriously, dude? It is.”

John Economos

“I have low blood sugar, okay? So I’m dizzy.”

“It’s not dyed. No.”

“You think it makes this noise all the time? Well, she’s entitled to her opinion. Her stupid fuckin’ opinion. That’s useful for black ops. This is the worst HQ of all time. You guys hear that, right? It’s not just me? The fuckin’ pi– oh. Nice gaslighting.”

“So I forgot to close the balcony door, and when I came home, my living room was full of pigeons. No. There was like ten of ’em, and they shit all over my couch. Did this dipshit really show up in full cosplay mode? Maybe I’m stupid, but why would you even wanna wear that on a mission? A bright red shirt and white pants aren’t exactly conducive to lurking in the shadows. ‘Eagly’ is your pet eagle? Do you have a daughter named Daughtery? ‘Sweet cheeks’ is your butt.”

Vigilante

“Yo, man, it’s Vigilante, what up? Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a team-up tonight. Peacemaker! Uh, it’s your BFF Vigilante here. What’s goin’ on, man? Uh, what do you say we go cruise some crime and some bitches whichever comes first.? Uh, BFF stands for ‘Best Friends For–‘ P, it’s V! Are you watching this game, dude? It is so– dude, uh, I realize in that last message, uh, I called you P and me V, as if you were a penis and I was a vagina. Uh, that, like, definitely was– it was not my intention– Peacemaker, it’s Vigilante. It just got the scoop on a big heroin shipment coming in tonight! Let’s go down there… …motherfucker’s heads off!”

Peacemaker’s Dad

“I don’t get enough attention, I gotta have you chattin’ up my fruity neighbors? You don’t say? You let somebody shoot you? Pathetic. Huh? No. It’s three months old. Don’t make it no newer. Oh, it’s my fault now you fucked up and went to prison? Then what are you sayin’? Jesus Christ. You’re a fuckin’ pussy. Yeah. Of course I don’t fuckin’ know how he got it. Scars! This *** that was afraid of the rats… please God don’t tell me he was the one who shot you. How did my fucking sperm… grow into a nancy boy like you?”

“This one has full-body force field. This has sonic blast capabilities. You need to breathe underwater, then this is the one for you. And, uh, this one has X-ray vision. I didn’t make these while you were in prison. These are all from before. I never gave you a second thought while you were in there. I hesitate giving you any helmet, as big a simp as you turned out to be. But what the fuck? If you can do some good with it, maybe take out a couple of commies, some ******, or *******, or a ****, or something. Yeah, sure.”

Keeya Adebayo

“Oh. We made it. Hey. Come on. Yes. Come on. Okay, girl, you better not be getting any Octopussies while we’re up here. What is an Octopussy anyway? Okay, so she had eight pussies? Okay. Oh, is that so? Really? Oh, okay. Well, I hope then that it’s a boy, because, um, I don’t think my parents would be too happy with a granddaughter named ‘Octopussy.’ Just worried. This job of yours, it might be dangerous, or– I hope it stays that way. Okay. You promise? I got you back. Right now? Okay. Love you.”

Doctor

“You’re shot and a building falls on you, and all you have to replace is a clavicle? You’re the luckiest man alive. Sure. It’s not for your Tinder profile, Chris. You’ve healed well, but you’re still gonna have to take it easy. Try to avoid lifting your right elbow above your shoulder. So, as long as you agree to keep up with the physical therapy, I’m discharging you. Go home. Enjoy life.”

Jamil

“I don’t have any weed on me, man. That was a one-time thing– congratulations? What does that mean? No. Uh, I don’t know you, man! Don’t trust me, man. I can’t pretend like that wasn’t a nice moment, but that doesn’t make me trustworthy. Why do you think I’m mopping floors, bro? I went to MIT. I don’t like the responsibility. Oh, yeah. That’s my fucking point, man! Why aren’t you listening to me? I would never betray a secret. For what? You’re a superhero? You’re kinda bulky to be a superhero, aren’t you? Well, most superheroes have a gymnast body. They’re ready to go. What superhero are you? Get outta here, motherfucker! There’s no superhero called Peacemaker. Not that famous. Aquaman, he’s famous. No, man, don’t say that. Why say that? Aquaman fucks fish? I don’t believe it. I refuse to believe that. Fine. If you’re a superhero, what were you in prison for? Oh, Peacemaker! You’re that racist superhero! You only kill minorities, man! The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say! Yes? No. But you need to watch white people as closely as you watch people of color, so you see more of them committing crimes! Yes. Thank you. Now, what do you need? Not that I heard of, man. I ain’t seen no cops. Why not?”

Nurse

“Guy’s a total douchebag.”

Cab Driver

“Here? It ain’t a million bucks. What’s in the bag?”

Neighbor

“You that Peacemaker guy? Evil supervillain. Batman is a superhero. Joe who? If you’re gonna make up a person, why make up a person with such a long name? Fuck you.”

Host

“Hi, sir, welcome in. Mm-hmm.”

Waitress

“Hi. Sure thing. What can I get you? Zoodles. Good choice.”



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