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Amazon original crime drama Sneaky Pete premiered its second season Friday March 9, 2018.

#SneakyPete season 3 has not been confirmed.

rottentomatoes: 94%

metacritic: 77

imdb: 8.3




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Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon StudiosMarius Josipović, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Giovanni RibisiMarius Josipović

Ex-con Marius Josipović steals his cell-mate’s identity Pete Murphy and shacks up with his estranged family upon his release from an upstate New York correctional facility to dodge an outstanding debt.



Marius Josipović, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Giovanni Ribisi“Pete, would you shut the hell up?  Three years in here.  I feel like I’ve spent every moment of that listening to this crap.  Pete had the perfect summers.  Pete had the perfect grandparents.  All that money from the bond business, but they loved you anyways.  They had the time for you, until mommy pissed them off 20 years ago.  At least I have people skills.  Yes, I’m a confidence man.  I give people confidence, they give me their money.  You, what, you tried to rob a gun range at gunpoint?  I get out of here in two days.  You’re not even up for parole for another two years, which means my life is currently better than yours.  So I either had a better life than you, or none of that crap means nothing.  Either way, just stop talking about it.  Okay?” — Marius Josipović

“24 more hours, Eddie.  Oh, my God.  You know the first thing I’m gonna do?  I’m gonna murder a cheeseburger at Donovan’s.  All right, little brother, I’ll see you tomorrow, okay?  Everything all right?  What do you mean?  How much?  What?  Wait a minute.  That’s what it was to start with.  I’ve been paying him.  You’ve been paying him.  What the fuck happened.  So now you tell me?  I mean– he wants me dead, doesn’t he?  Well, I got to talk to him.  Ah, Eddie.  Yeah.  All right.  All right.” — Marius Josipović

“So what, you’re not talking anymore?  No, you were right.  My– my life sucked.  I had a dad I never met and a mother who was only around when she didn’t have a needle in her arm and about a dozen foster parents, only three of whom weren’t there for the crappy check.  And you had… loving grandparents.  It makes me feel like something’s possible.  If you wanna– if you wanna talk about it.  No? Where’s the farm?” — Marius Josipović

“But my brothers are coming to meet me.  And my dad is with them.  He wasn’t supposed to be, but he wouldn’t stay home.  My dad doesn’t know that I wasn’t in prison.  He had a heart attack just before I went away, and then another one last month, and my mother thinks the truth is gonna kill him. We managed to keep the secret for three years.  Come on, just stop the bus at the next light, open the lever, I’ll get out, I’ll walk the rest of the way and give my dad a hug… like a normal son.  Thank you.  Thank you.  Whew!  Whoo!” — Marius Josipović

“Hello.  I– I am a bit lost here.  Me?  I am from Montreal, Canada.  I’m sorry.  Uh, I– I am, uh, I am going here.  But, uh, we are– we are here, yeah?  Yeah.  Great.  Thank you.  I must be going because, uh… I heard there was going to be more snow.  Uh, barkeep, uh, another drink for my friend, huh?  And the quote was Gretsky.” — Marius Josipović

“Hi grandma, grandpa.  It’s me– Pete.  Oh, I would– I was gonna say I’d love a glass of water, if that’s all right.  Thank you for bringing that out, though.  Thank you, grandpa.  Wasn’t there an apple tree out there?  Well, where do you build your treehouses now, grandpa?  You know how she is.  She’s just not quick to forgive a mistake.  Great.” — Marius Josipović

“It’s pretty.  Julia, you’re just as I remember you.  Well, you were beautiful.  Where are your parents?  Where did you study finance?  Oh, I’m sorry.  You work for the family business, right?  Bonds and mutual funds?  I figured you’d have a business degree.  No?  What’s that?  Oh, yeah.  Well, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.  I’ve been doing some investigative work for an insurance company.  Uh, you know, tracking down valuables, finding missing persons, uh, following people who are faking injuries.  Couple days.  I know, but my current employer is expecting me back.  Okay.  Tell me about it.  Wow.  Yeah.  Sure.  Oh, my gosh.  No.  He cried.  He cried, and then we made fun of him.   You’re a– you’re a– wow, that’s great.  He’s a cop.” — Marius Josipović

“Yeah, I’m okay.  I, uh– I don’t think I can stay here, though.  The resource potential is slimmer than I thought, and the risks are higher.  Maybe I should just talk to Vince.  Wait a minute.  Yesterday, you said I wasn’t gonna get out of this by talking.  That’s true.  I’m in the city.  Hey, I’ll text you the address.  See you tomorrow morning.” — Marius Josipović

“Oh, my God.  Shit.  You scared the shit out of me.  Sorry.  I didn’t see you sitting there.  What are you listening to?  What are you– what are you listening to?  Yeah.  Yeah, that’s rough.  I know what it’s like to be around people fighting.  Sometimes you just have to get some space, you know?  What’s that?  Wow.  Yeah, I don’t– I don’t know where this is coming from.  And frankly I’m– I’m a little surprised because I– because I covered for you back there.  Oh, really?  We’re going to play that game?  Come on.  You stole that blouse.  Who’s the thief?  Oh, that’s right.  That’s why you ripped it off before anybody else could see.  My mistake.  Sorry.  Right.  You didn’t steal the blouse.  By the way, you’re welcome.” — Marius Josipović

“Oh, Eddie, you son of a bitch.  Go.  Just drive.  Hi, Joseph.  Just.  You look good.  No.  I need a setup.  Joseph– I just need a driver’s license with a hologram, the whole 9 yards.  Needs to be foolproof.  Now.  Uh… Washington.  Here.  I have the, uh, details.  You– you don’t have a burner, do you?  I don’t have any money.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.  Yeah.” — Marius Josipović

“I never liked you anyway.  Not in the city.  Vince’s goons are looking for me.  You know, Eddie just tried to deliver me up.  I don’t blame him.  Vince thinks I still owe him a hundred grand.  No, no, it doesn’t, no.  Do you?  He’d have drunk Pappy from the sponge if he could have.  Ohh.” — Marius Josipović

“You were right.  When family asks for help, you don’t say no.  I’ll take the job.  Amen.  This file says Abraham Persikoff, not Brad Lewis.  What?  So where are we going?  ‘Check databases, voter registration, and last known addresses.  skips always run to where they feel safe.’  You just said that.  Wait a minute.  So we’re literally doing this by the book?  Yeah.  I’m gonna go to the address of somebody who wouldn’t lie, cheat, or steal to protect the person that we’re trying to put in jail, all right?  No, this is a good plan.  You go there, I’ll go here.  We’ll work together separately.  She’s lying.  Because the neighbor saw Abraham here four times in the last three days, twice overnight.  Yeah.  Yeah, she’s a bitch.  What are you doing?  No.  When a liar gets caught in a lie, they don’t come clean.  They build a bigger lie.  No.  I guarantee the first thing she did after you walked out was call him and warn him.  Besides, I know where he’s going.  Okay.  You know what?  If we catch him, you can give it back.  And if not, he owes you at least that much, right?  Anyways, I know where he’s going.  He’s going to get his fix.” — Marius Josipović

“A gambler on the run is still a gambler.  We are who we are.  Well, I was a different person back then.  I mean, I was 10 years old, right?  So I guess that means I kind of won that argument.  That’s Abraham Persikoff?  Where’s the file?  Uh, no.  He’s a felon.  What if he’s not?  I know that before we do anything, we should probably know who we’re dealing with.” — Marius Josipović

“Oh, my God!  I’m so sorry!  Oh, my God.  I’m– I’m so sorry.  I– I heard footsteps, and– I don’t know how you were the first footsteps.  I– no, he must have– he must have turned down the hallway or something, I don’t know, and he ducked into a room.  Because I– I know him.  That guy would have killed us.  Abraham Persikoff is not a tax cheat.  Well, he might be, but who cares?  He’s also Max Peron, and under that name he runs a construction and protection racket in Long Island, and he’s probably killed half a dozen people.  I– I just know people he knows.  You haven’t seen me in 20 years.  I’ve had a life.  Julia– Julia, whatever you posted for him, you should just write it off.  I don’t care if it’s a million dollars.  It’s not worth dying over.  You need me.  I know this guy.  I know this world.  You need somebody to tell you that that was a lousy plan.  Plans that involve running after people and tackling people are never good plans.  Yeah, I am.  I like my face.  Have you ever been punched?  It hurts.  Look, there’s always a better way.  There’s always a smarter way, and if there isn’t, running away is a perfectly sensible idea.” — Marius Josipović

“Can we get out of here?  Taylor can call us with the info.  Taylor, if it makes you feel uncomfortable, you can just issue an APB on the guy.  We can get out of your hair.  What about Max Peron?  You can check his cards.  Huh.  What?  Uh– you’re mistaken.  No.  No.  I get mistaken for people a lot.  I think I just have a common face.  Yeah.  This is perfect– I mean, not your driving but the airport.  It’s a controlled environment.  It means he’s already been checked for a weapon.  Okay.  Uh… two tickets for the 5:20 to Fort Lauderdale.  Ma’am, ma’am, so sorry.  We need to get on that flight.  We don’t have the right ones, but our great-uncle is on the flight.  He’s diabetic.  He forgot his insulin today, and if we don’t get on that flight, he may die.  Okay, so you have the insulin, right?  You can go on the flight alone?  What?  No.  Uh, no.  No, it’s okay.  It’s okay.  Maybe he saw me.  He must have seen one of us.  Let’s just hope it was you.  No, I’m sorry.  He just knows people that I know that– people who don’t like me very much.  I just can’t have him see me.  Wait a minute.  He’s not here.  This was just a distraction.  What’s the advantage that we have over him?  What’s the one thing we know about him that he doesn’t know we know about him?  Exactly.  Max Peron, and Max Peron has credit cards, right?  So why would he book a plane flight with Persikoff’s credit cards unless he wanted us to know about it, right?  Doing what, though?  What do we know?  And what are we not supposed to know?  What?  The Hartford County Nursing Association.  $500.  What?  I don’t– yeah.  There’s no way he’s going to that.  It would be stupid.  It’s too public.” — Marius Josipović

“So we need to be in control of the situation, which means we need to control him.  We need to know what he’s going to do before he knows he’s going to do it.  Why do you have so many suits?  What are you, a cross-dresser?  We need to separate him from everyone, which means we need to give him a reason to get away from everyone.” — Marius Josipović

“Evening.  Welcome to Haven Lake.  Are you guys here for the event?  Great.  Can I get your names, please?  Stephen Davidson.  And your guest’s name?  Well, you both look great this evening.  For your safety, we’re having everybody stay in their cars until the valets clear the vehicles in front of them.  Okay?  Nice SL, by the way.  Dorothy, you have the tickets.  Can you just check your purse?  Okay, can you check the invitation list?  The name’s Davidson, Stephen Davidson.  Okay, that wasn’t my fault.  The tickets were electronic.  Because you let Rory play Mine Grabber on it.  You mean how much I spent on your hair.  Oh, thank you.  Such a beautiful night.  Well, he’d be an idiot not to be, and he’s definitely not an idiot.  Phase 2.  Mrs. Persikoff.  So happy to finally meet you.  I believe you’ve spoken to some of my co-workers, and they all sing your praises.  I’m sorry.  I’m Martin Unger.  I’m sure somebody mentioned my name.  I’m in charge of PR for this event.  It’s a lovely event, lovely people.  Listen, the doctors get all the credit, but we know who the real heroes are, don’t we?  We have a lovely green room for you upstairs so you can relax and get some quiet before your big moment.  Okay, yeah.  I’ll tell Marlene.  You know, she recently photographed Madonna, and the pictures were, dare I say, sumptuous, and you do look sumptuous, but do what you want to do.  No, don’t worry about that.  Andy, can you tell Mr. Persikoff that his mother is in the green room?  Not now, Andy.  Your son must be so proud.  This is like winning an Oscar for nursing.  Well, let me say it for you, then.” — Marius Josipović

“Eddie.  Yeah, I saw you there.  Uh, nothing?  Come on, Eddie.  Give me a story, something to make me trust you again.  Oh, shut up.  You’re not good at this.  You’ve never been good at this.  That’s why this is so stupid, Eddie.  What did they promise you?  And that sounded like a good deal to you?  Huh?  Oh, that’s the perfect deal?  They throw a little money on top of that?  Vance, you’re going to be wasting your time because I really don’t care about my brother anymore.  Hey, grandma.  Oh, yeah, I was just on the phone with a friend.  No, ma’am.” — Marius Josipović

“Three years upstate.  Nothing to do but plan how to take him down.  You don’t think I came up with anything?” — Marius Josipović


Audrey Bernhardt, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Margo MartindaleAudrey Bernhardt

“Pete?  Would you like some lemonade?  Okay.  Where have you been for the last 20 years?  I mean, where have you lived?  Have you been married?  Do you have any kids?  So much to catch up on.  What she did to us was unforgivable.” — Audrey Bernhardt

“I’m his grandma too, and I never said that.  I never said that.  Everyone forgets stuff.  He can’t work, so I have to work.  I was supposed to be retired 10 years ago.  And what, you’re gonna take over?  Julia’s been working at the business for a couple of years.  She’s been a big help.  And you did a great job, actually, running the place while I was sick a few weeks ago.  But we make money by knowing who we can trust and who can’t trust, and I’m sorry, but if that were a strong suit of yours, your kids would have the same color eyes.  We’re in the bail bonds business.  Especially when we need you?  Our skip tracer quit.  Nonsense.  When family asks for help, you don’t say no.  We insist on you staying.” — Audrey Bernhardt

“Hey.  Anything happening this morning?  Damn.  Who?  The B&E?  No kidding?  Figured for sure that kid didn’t have the balls to try running.  Take Pete.  Perfect.  It’ll give Pete a chance to learn on an easy case.  Take him.” — Audrey Bernhardt

“Julia, you’ll never guess who grandpa just ran into.  Brad Lewis. Well, found, really, but it wasn’t that tough, since Brad had no idea we were even looking for him.  Are you okay?  You sound out of breath.” — Audrey Bernhardt

“Hey, Pete.  Didn’t want to disturb you.  Got to get those eggs for tomorrow’s breakfast.  Everything all right?  If I don’t get these out of here tonight, there’s a fox who will.  Little bastard coming into our house, staking a claim to what isn’t his.  We can’t have that, can we?  Okay.  Oh, that’s enough.  Thanks.” — Audrey Bernhardt

“I tried cleaning this up, but he about bit my head off.  That’s what marriage is, mostly– putting up with each other’s shit.” — Audrey Bernhardt


Otto Bernhardt, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Peter GeretyOtto Bernhardt

“Oh!  Pete, it’s– he hates lemonade.  Audrey.  Uh, died a couple years ago.  How’s your mom?  I haven’t talk to her in three years.  What happened?  That might be hereditary.  I called the whole family over for lunch.  All your cousins.” — Otto Berhnardt

“Adorable.  Is that a new blouse?  Carly.  I’m fine.  I can work.  I can work.  The bond business.  In your 10-year-old mind, we’re this rich family in the bond business, aren’t we?  Oh, for God’s sakes, enough about us.  Pete, you never did tell us what you’ve been doing.  How you make your money.  No kidding.  What– uh, we haven’t seen you in 20 years, and you think you’re gonna disappear again in two days?  Taylor.  See you.  Yeah.” — Otto Berhnardt

“Cheaters always think they’re being cheated.” — Otto Berhnardt


Carly Bernhardt, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Libe BarerCarly Bowman

“My grandma thinks your mom’s a screw-up.  Don’t worry, she says I’m a screw-up too.  No.  It’s Laney’s.  I just borrowed it last time that I slept over at her place.  They’re dead.  Is it easier for everyone if I say they passed?  They passed.  Then grandpa had a stroke.  You forget stuff, grandpa.  Okay, well, he can’t walk that well, so he can’t work.  And we’re so not rich.  I can’t go on my class trip this year.” — Carly Bowman

“Hey.  Uh, Norwegian death metal.  Blocks out the sound of Grandma and Julia arguing.  Okay.  So, just so I’m clear, this is the part where we bond, right?  You know, where you give me some bullshit about understanding what I’m going through and then suddenly we’re besties?  Covered for me how?  right.  So you think that I stole a blouse, and now we’re thick as thieves because you didn’t rat me out.  Okay, the fact is, I just forgot to take the sticker off.” — Carly Bowman


Julia Bowman, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Marin IrelandJulia Bowman

“I had crooked teeth and braids.  Our parents died in a car accident 12 years ago.  You don’t have to work.  You could retire tomorrow.  Am I blushing?  Really?  How long you planning on staying for, Pete?” — Julia Bowman

“We got a skip.  Brad Lewis.  Brad’s an idiot and a coward.  I don’t think I need backup.  I must have misspoken. We put up a $20,000 bond for Abraham Persikoff.  This morning he had a pre-trial hearing.  He didn’t show.  If he doesn’t show up for pre-trial, he is not gonna show up for trial.  And if he doesn’t show up for trial, we don’t get paid.  We’re starting at his mom’s house.  Skips always run to where they feel safe.  Everybody loves their mom.  Wrong address.  If you’re covering for him, you’re not helping him.  If he’s called you– okay.  Here.  Does Abraham have a girlfriend that he might turn to?  I want to know hwere he would go when he needs– reason I ask is because– when he needed a place to crash, where did he stay?  Oh, his friend Stewart.  Do you have a last name?  Address?  Phone number?  Oh, no, I already checked the hospitals and the morgue.  You can’t break into houses, okay?  You get caught, we lose our license.  How do you know that?  That bitch.  No.  So we wait for him to come back.  You stole his computer.  Oh, my God.” — Julia Bowman

“I’m still not sure I’m buying this.  If he’s on the run, he should be staying low.  So you’re still the same jerk you were when you were 10?  I worshipped you, and you weren’t very nice to me.  He’s here.  Leather jacket.  The file you didn’t bother to look at?  You know him?  You’re acting like you know him.  You’re acting scared.  He’s not violent.  He’s facing tax evasion charges.  If you actually know something, say it.  Okay, here’s the plan.” — Julia Bowman

“Abraham, you need to come with me.  Please don’t make this difficult.  No, he came– he came through here.  No.  You let him get away.  Y-you must have let him get away.  Why would you let him get away?  What?  How do you know him?  You’re fired.  He walks, I miss the next payment on our line of credit.  The bank starts seizing assets.  Our grandparents lose the business, maybe the farm.  Our grandparents started this business.  My parents met in this business.  And that car accident– they were working a case.  This business is this family, and it will not end because I trusted the wrong guy yet again.  So yeah, I am finding him, and I am taking him in.  It was a good plan right up to the point where you screwed it up.  Are you afraid of getting into a fight?” — Julia Bowman

“You tell me that every time, and every time, you get me the info.  Flights, trains, buses?  He’s got to be trying to get as far away from here as fast as possible.  Scroll.  Border town.  When does it leave?  All right.  Thanks, Taylor.  Yeah.  Perfect.  That plane leaves, our business goes with it.  do we only get to go if we have good reasons for wanting to go?  Hey, grandma.  Oh, yeah.  It was a miscommunication from the court house.  I should have let you know.  Oh, I’m just playing tag with Allen.  Oops.  He almost got me.  Got to go.  You’ve got apple juice.  He’ll be fine.  People from your insurance business?  Sounds a lot more dramatic than I thought it was.  What’s up, Taylor?  Thanks, Taylor.  Come on.  We might make it.  No, no, no, no.  Are you just chickening out again?  That he has a second identity.  So maybe Persikoff isn’t trying to distract us while he heads to Providence or anywhere else.  Maybe he’s trying to distract us while he stays right here in town?  The charitable donation?  From– from Peron’s credit card receipts.  It’s odd.  The guy’s giving money away two weeks before he plans on skipping bail?  County– that association is having an event tonight.  No.  He’ll be there.  His escape from justice must wait till tomorrow.  Tonight the Hartford County Nursing Association is honoring his mommy.” — Julia Bowman

“Jacob’s dad was in such a hurry to get out of here, he didn’t bother to pack.  Can you help me with this?  How do we do that when he knows me, his mother knows me, and he’s not allowed to see you?” — Julia Bowman

“I don’t have them, honey.  Remember when you put on your jacket?  Honey, you put them in there.  I don’t much like your tone, and I’m sure you had them.  It’s the CF function all over again.  We’re going to waste another night– and your phone was dead.  Great.  It’s the 8-year-old’s fault.  I knew it couldn’t possibly be yours.  You know how much I spent on my hair.  Oh, now we get to the real issue!  Thank you.  You think he’s armed?  I will be right back.  Mr. Persikoff?  I think she’s having a heart attack.  I don’t know.  She’s kind of blue.  There’s a doctor with her.  She wasn’t talking.  She was clutching her chest.  They called an ambulance.  The Hogan Room, second floor.” — Julia Bowman

“Abraham Persikoff, pursuant to the laws of this state and Paragraph 6B of your bail bonds agreement, I am hereby forcibly detaining you. Please, raise your hands.  Yeah.  I said put your hands up.  Mr. Persikoff.  Shut up.  Put your hands back up.” — Julia Bowman


Taylor Bowman, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Shane McRaeTaylor Bowman

“Grandma.  Gramps.  Pete!  It’s been way too long.  Man, inseperable every summer until we were 12– …like we were one person, and then just nothing.  That’s just wrong.  You know what I’m saying?  You remember the crayfish?  I still laugh about that.  You remember Shawn’s reaction– …when I almost shot one?  He would imitate him every time we saw this kid for years.  Do it.  Come on, just give me a little taste.  Come on.  Please?  Just give me a little of it.  Come on, do it.  You must remember it.  Come on, man.  And– and– because it was, uh, hysterical.  Look, we were kids.  And I’m sure that poor old Shawn has gotten over it by now.  Oh!  Yeah.  Unit 19.  What’s up?  Yeah, uh– yeah, I can be there in 10.  I’m sorry, guys.  I gotta fly.  A cop, yeah.  Things have changed, huh?  I had to figure at least one of us would be on the other side of the law by now, right?  Ahh!  That was easy.  I let you off easy.  See you guys.” — Taylor Bowman

“I shouldn’t even be looking at people’s credit card records without a warrant.  And every time, it’s worth reminding you that I don’t like doing this.  Federal charges, we don’t have jurisdiction.  Okay.  Abraham Persikoff has three cards.  No.  A couple of cabs, a couple of lunches.  Ah.  Okay, he’s got a hotel in New York a couple of weeks ago, a charity donation, and a couple of cabs again.  No flights, no trains.  Oh, God.  New charge just came through on one of Persikoff’s cards.  Two hours ago, he bought a flight out of Hartford to Buffalo.  Less than an hour.  Yeah.” — Taylor Bowman

“Just heard from my guy at the credit bureau.  Persikoff used the same card to buy another plane ticket, this one to Detroit, leaving in two hours out of Providence.” — Taylor Bowman


Marjorie, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Alison WrightMarjorie

“You’re not very good at that.  You want a place to stay?  Look, Eddie’s just trying to stay alive.  He’s not the only one.  Well, it’s unfortunate, but it doesn’t really change things, does it?  You still want to do this?  If you can’t get justice, you get revenge.  Besides, how many times in this life does one get the opportunity to pull off the Turk?  It’s his last bottle.  I’ve been saving it.  I don’t know how he’d feel about paper cups, but… we’ll save the rest for the end.” — Marjorie


Pete Murphy, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Ethan EmbryPete Murphy

“That’s what I remember the most, that shade of green.  It might have been the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.  Just the color.  The only time we were inside was when we slept, and even then not half the time.  There was a tire swing.  Every summer, that thing would break, and every summer, Grandpa would fix it.  And the apples– oh, man, I’m telling you, apples ain’t the same anymore.  I mean, I don’t know what they– nothing’s the same anymore.  They did.  It’s all true.  And it just pisses you off because it was better than your screwed-up life, whatever that was.  I know your life sucked worse than mine.” — Pete Murphy

“That was your advice.  Grandma was always my favorite.  She didn’t take nothing from nobody.  No.  Everyone else was afraid of her.” — Pete Murphy


Eddie Josipović, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Michael DrayerEddie Josipović

“Yeah, that’s a good burger.  Uh… no, Marius, it’s not.  Uh… you can’t come back here.  It’s Vince.  We owe him more money than I thought– a lot more.  A hundred grand.  He says it’s interest that the– the vig’s been running for three years.  I just found out.  I don’t know.  I don’t know.  But he’s gonna have people waiting for you when you get out, so– no.  I think this is beyond talk, Marius, at least for you.  Look, he likes me, all right?  So just– let me try to work him.  But right now you got to hide.  You got to hide.” — Eddie Josipović

“Marius, you okay?  All right, but you’re safe.  Where are you?  Yeah.  You know, that– you’re good at that.  Calming people down, right?  Making them want to give you stuff.  Just tell me where you are.  I’ll come get you.  It was your idea.  Yesterday, I thought you had options.  Today, you tell me you don’t.  So where are you?  All right.” — Eddie Josipović


Vince Lonigan, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Bryan CranstonVince Lonigan

Vince Lonigan owns and operates an underground card room The World Class in Manhattan, New York.


“He’s trying to help you, jackass.  Jesus.  You are so stubborn.  God damn.  Look, Marius, I’m going to make this short, okay?  I’m a very reasonable man, but even reasonable men have limitations, okay?  You stole from me.  I can’t have that.  But now you’re back, right?  So here’s what we’re going to do.  I’m going to give you a week to give me my money.  If you don’t… I’m going to take your brother’s hand and a bolt cutter, and I’m going to snip off a finger.  Next week, snip off another one.  All right?  Pretty soon I’m going to run out of fingers.  Then what?  Heh heh.  Y-you know, you had me for about two seconds.  You got seven days, Marius.” — Vince Lonigan

“Wow.  Cute place.  I guess.  You know, your brother’s my guy for spotting cheats.  And there’s nobody better but I don’t think even he could spot that.  Could you spot that?  I’m here, Marius, because I heard that you were taking down a cheater.  And I don’t like cheaters.  I like to think I am.  No.  Row.  What are you looking for?  What’s the buy-in?  Fucking program?  You know, as much as I would love to have one of your imaginary T-shirts and programs, I don’t invest in cons.  I’ve been playing this game since I was a boy.  My Aunt Georgia taught me.  She used to say poker was for boys.  Bridge– that’s for grownups.  3 of diamonds.  Go.” — Vince Lonigan

“I came from dirt.  I put my 20 in on the force.  Sa — Vince Loniganved every penny.  And I built this.  I did this.  This.  This is mine.”

“To catch a cheat, you need a cheat.  Eddie, who’s the best mechanic you’ve ever seen?” — Vince Lonigan


Gina, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Jasmine CarmichaelGina


Joyce Roby, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Jennifer FerrinJoyce Roby


Karolina, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Karolina WydraKarolina


Lance Lord, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Jacob PittsLance Lord


Sam, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Jay O. SandersSam


Sean, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Tobias SegalSean


Katie, Sneaky Pete, Amazon, Amazon Video, Shore Z Productions, Nemo Films, Moonshot Entertainment, Exhibit A, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Virginia KullKatie



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