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Adult Swim satirical animated comedy Rick and Morty drops S3E2 August 30th.

#RickandMorty season 4 has not been confirmed.

Rottentomatoes: 100%

Metacritic: 85

IMDb: 9.3

Annie: 1 nomination


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Rick Sanchez

Rick Sanchez is an alcoholic mad-scientist with delusions of grandeur, whom is very fond of his grandson Morty, who he tries to help guide through life’s trials and tribulations, to no avail.

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Rick and Morty, Hulu, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Warner Bros. TV, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland

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Rick and Morty, Hulu, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Warner Bros. TV, Justin Roiland“What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now?  You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Mm, there is no God, Summer.  You got to rip that band-aid off now.  You’ll thank me later.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

“Listen, Jerry, I-I don’t want to overstep my bounds or anything.  It’s your house.  It’s your world.  You’re a real Julius Caesar.  But I’ll tell you some– tell you how — how I feel about school, Jerry.  It’s a waste of time — a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other.  G-guy up front says, ‘two plus two.’  The people in the back say, ‘four.’  Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something.  I mean, it’s — it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry.  And I know that’s not a popular opinion, but it’s my two cents on the issue.  This was a good breakfast, Beth.  You really made the crap out of those eggs.  I wish your mother was here to eat them.” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Oh, Morty, take a deep breath.  Breathe that — breathe that fresh air in, Morty.  Y-you smell that?  That’s the smell of adventure, Morty.  That’s — that’s the smell of — of — of — of a whole different evolutionary timeline.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Are you joking me?  I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us.  Look at that thing right there.  W-what the hell is that thing?  You think you’re gonna see that kind of thing at school?  Look at it just lumbering around.  It defies all logic — that thing.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

“Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.  Morty, you see this?  You see what we just stumbled upon, Morty?  Any idea what that is down there?  That’s right, Morty — the mega trees with the mega fruit on them.  And that’s what I’m talking about, Morty.  That’s where my seeds are.  If we would have done what you wanted, I would have never have found them, because y– because you’re so in love with school.” — Rick Sanchez

“You ask a lot of questions, Morty.  Not very charismatic.  It makes you kind of an– under– underfoot figure.  Just take these shoes, Morty.  They’re sp– special grappling shoes.  When you’re wearing these things — ba– these babies, you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty — up, down, below, turn around to the left.  These things really bring it all together.  You have to turn them on, Morty!  The shoes have to be turned on!” — Rick Sanchez

“Morty, oh, you really d-did a number on your legs right now.  You know, you got to turn the shoes on, Morty, for them to work.  Yeah, look — I turned mine on.  I had no problem getting down here.  It was a leisurely breeze.  Yeah, I can see that.  But do you think you’ll still be able to help me– collect my seeds, Morty?” — Rick Sanchez

“Okay, hold on just a second, Morty.  Don’t worry about it, Morty.  Just come help me get these seeds, all right, buddy?  Not that you asked, Morty, but what just happened there is, I went into a future dimension with such advanced medicine that they had broken-leg serum at every corner drugstore.  The stuff was all over the place, Morty.  There’s just one problem, Morty — one little hang-up.  The dimension I visited was so advanced, they had also halted the aging process, and everyone there was young, Morty, and they had been forever.  I was the only old person there, Morty.  It was like I was some sort of, you know, celebrity, walking around.  I-I was fascinating to them.  There were a lot of attractive women there, Morty, and they — they — they — they all wanted time with me.  I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies, but I spent so much time there, my interdimensional portal device — it’s got no charge left, Morty.  It’s got no charge left.  It’s as good as garbage, Morty.  It’s not gonna work anymore, Morty.  There’s ways to get back home, Morty.  It’s just — it’s just gonna be a little bit of a hassle.  We’re gonna have to go through interdimensional customs, so you’re gonna have to do me a real solid.  When we get to customs, I’m gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I’m gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.  Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.” — Rick Sanchez

“Well, somebody’s got to do it, Morty.  Th-these seeds aren’t gonna get through customs unless they’re in someone’s rectum, Morty.  And they’ll fall right out of mine.  I mean, you’re young.  You’ve got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.  You got to do it for grandpa, Morty.  Y-you’ve got to put these seeds inside your butt.  Come on, Morty.  Please, Morty.  You have to do it, Morty.” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1I don’t like it here, Morty.  I can’t abide bureaucracy.  I don’t like being told where to go and what to do.  I consider it a violation.  Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?Quote2

“That means they’re good ones.  You’re a good kid, Morty.  Those mega seeds are super valuable to my work.  You’ve been a huge help to me.  I’m gonna be able to do all kinds of things with them.  It’s gonna be great, Morty.  All kinds of science.” — Rick Sanchez

“Why does he have to go over there?  What new — What new machine?  Run, Morty!  Run!” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty.  Cover me.  They’re just robots, Morty!  It’s okay to shoot them!  They’re robots!Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

Quote1It’s a figure of speech, Morty.  They’re bureaucrats.  I don’t respect them.  Just keep shooting, Morty.  You have no idea what prison is like here!Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

“You can get his number later.  Come on, Morty.  We got to get our of here.  You got to get those seeds out of your ass.  Oh, hi, Jerry.  Oh, my goodness, Morty!  What are you doing out of class?  We talked about this.  Your — your parents and I are very disappointed in — in this behavior.  No?  No takers?” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1You guys should really not be touching that stuff.  It’s beyond your reasoning.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

“Takes one to know one.  What — what are you guys doing with my stuff?  A nursing home?  What are — what are you, nuts?  I’m a genius.  I build robots for fun.” — Rick Sanchez

“What are you trying to say about Morty?  That’s he’s stupid or something?” — Rick Sanchez

“I-I-I don’t know what you mean by that.  Can — can — can you be a little bit more specific?” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of pi.  The square root of pi, Morty — go.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Morty, tell your parents the first law of thermodynamics.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

Quote1I told the both of you — school is stupid.  It’s not how you learn things.  Morty’s a gifted child.  He has a special mind.  That’s why he’s my little helper.  He’s like me.  He’s gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life.  He’s too smart for school.  H-he needs to keep hanging out and helping me.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

“Okay, Jerry.  You drive a hard bargain, but what am I supposed to do?  Say — Say no?  You — you really wear the pants around here.  I just want you to know, between us, from now on, it’s gonna be 100% honesty and open, clear communication.” — Rick Sanchez

“No idea what you’re talking about.” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Full disclosure, Morty — it’s not.  Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity.  Yeah, and once those seeds wear off, you’re gonna lose most of your motor skills, and you’re also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty.  Starting right about now.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

“I’m sorry, Morty.  It’s a bummer.  In reality, you’re as dumb as they come.  And I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back, so now we’re gonna have to go get more.  And then we’re gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty.  And you’re gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty, because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important, and they’ll tear us apart, Morty.  But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you’re gonna be part of them, and together, we’re gonna run around, Morty.  We’re gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty.  Just you and me, Morty.  The outside world is our enemy, Morty.  We’re the only friends we’ve got, Morty.  It’s just Rick and Morty — Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty.  Rick and Morty forever and forever.  100 years, Rick and Morty’s things.  Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time.  All  day long, forever.  All — a hundred days.  Rick and Morty forever — 100 times.  Over ans over, RickandMortyadventures.com.  Www.RickandMorty.com.  Www.RickandMortyadventures.  All 100 years.  Every minute, RickandMorty.com.  Www.100timeRickandMorty.com.” — Rick Sanchez

“Come on, Morty.  I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry.  If I were you, I wouldn’t pull that thread.  Come on, Morty.” — Rick Sanchez

“Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry.  What’s his name?  Snuffles, shake.  Roll over.  Go to the bathroom.  Yeah, you’re at the top of your game now, Jerry.  Have fun.  Come on, Morty.” — Rick Sanchez

“Yeah, Morty, if you like that, boy, you’re — you’re really going to flip your lid over this one.” — Rick Sanchez

“It’s a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people’s dreams, Morty.  It’s just like that movie you keep crowing about.” — Rick Sanchez

“That’s right, Morty.  This is gonna be a lot like that, except, you know, it’s gonna maybe make sense.  You don’t have to try and impress me, Morty.  Listen, tonight we’re gonna go into the home of your math teacher, Mr. Goldenfold, and we’re g– we’re gonna incept the idea in his brain to give you A’s in math, Morty.  That way you can, you know — y-you’re gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time.” — Rick Sanchez

“Are you listening to me, Morty?  Homework is stupid.  The whole point is to get less of it.  J-j — come on, let — j– let’s just get over there and deal with this thing.  W-we’re gonna incept your teacher.  Y-y-y-y-y-you’re frustrating me.” — Rick Sanchez

“Uh-oh!  Spoilers!  I’m a full season behind.  It’s about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty.” — Rick Sanchez

“Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty?  Well, it’s possible that your dog became self-aware and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning about humanity’s cruel subjugation of his species, but your guess is as good as mine, Morty.” — Rick Sanchez

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!  Come on, Morty, don’t — don’t — don’t be like that.  The universe is a crazy, chaotic place.  Oh, yeah, Morty, yeah.  Yeah, that — that — that’s real easy to say from the sidekick position.  But — but, uh, how about next time, you be in charge, and then we’ll talk about how simple and fun it is?  Okay, yeah, fine.” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.  It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.  I did it.  Your parents are gonna do it.  Break the cycle, Morty.  Rise above.  Focus on science.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

“Morty, hand me that screwdriver, huh?  I’m almost finished making my ionic defibulizer, Morty.  It’s gonna be great.  Morty, that’s such a poor use of my time.  It’s beneath me.  Hand me the screwdriver.” — Rick Sanchez

“W-w-w-what am I, a hack?  Go nuts, Morty.  It’s foolproof.  Eh, unless she has the flu.” — Rick Sanchez

“Morty, come on!  We got to get you out of here.  You’re not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.  Come on, Morty.  We got to get out of here.  Come on.” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1What does it look like?  T-t-t-the serum is piggybacking off the virus.  It’s gone airborne, Morty.  It’s gonna be fine, Morty, relax.  I whipped up an antidote.  It’s based on praying mantis DNA.  You know, praying mantises are the exact opposite of voles, Morty.  I mean, they – they mate once, and then they, you know, decapitate the partner.  I mean, it’s a whole ritual.  It’s really gruesome and totally opposite.  There’s no love at all.  I-I-I basically mixed this with a more contagious flu virus.  It should neutralize the whole thing, Morty.  It’ll all be over shortly.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Okay, well, sometimes science is more art than science, Morty.  A lot of people don’t get that.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

“Bet you’re loving this, Morty.  This must be the best day of your life.  You get to be the mayor of I told you town.  You’re welcome.” — Rick Sanchez

“Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.” — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

Quote1Hey, I’m not judging.  Just like to shoot straight.  I’m a man of science.Quote2 — Rick Sanchez

“Genius happens in the moment, Morty.” — Rick Sanchez

Scientific, autonomous, resolute, and skeptical Rick Sanchez is a Rational.

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Rick and Morty, Hulu, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Warner Bros. TV, Morty Smith, Justin Roiland“I wasn’t kissing a pillow, mom. I just — I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night.  Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something.” — Morty Smith

Quote1All right, Rick, look — how much longer is this gonna be?  Shouldn’t I be back at school by now?Quote2 — Morty Smith

“Yeah, Rick, I get it.  We’re surrounded by monsters.  That’s kind of the reason I want to leave.  The mega trees?” — Morty Smith

“All right, all right.  So what’s so special about these seeds anyways?  Aah!  I’m in a lot of pain, Rick.  Are you kidding me?  That’s it, Rick.  That’s the last straw!  I can’t believe this — I’m sitting here with both of my legs broken, and you’re still asking me about getting those seeds?!  Ooh!  Ow!  Oh!  Y-y-you’re a monster.  Y-you’re like Hitler, but — but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.” — Morty Smith

Quote1Ooh.  Ohh.  Wow, Rick.  That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly.  I mean, I’ve never felt so good in my life.  Thank you.  Sure thing, Rick.  Wow, that’s pretty crazy, Rick.  What?!  Oh, geez, Rick, that’s not good.  W-what are we gonna do?  I-I have to be back at school right now.  How are we gonna get back home?  Uh-oh.  In my butt?  Oh, geez, Rick.  I really don’t want to have to do that.  In my butt?  Oh, man.Quote2 — Morty Smith

“Yeah, Rick.  Let’s just get this over with, okay?  I mean these things are pointy.  They hurt.” — Morty Smith

Quote1Oh, man.  I mean, you know.  I-I don’t want to shoot nobody.  They’re not robots, Rick!Quote2 — Morty Smith

“Holy crap!  This is insane!” — Morty Smith

“Uh, yeah.  Well, you know, my — my ferrari’s in the shop.  Ju– just kidding.  Yeah.” — Morty Smith

Quote1Dad, mom, c-come on.  Rick just needed my help is all.  I do?  Aw, geez, dad.  Y-you know, that’s a lot to drop on a kid all at once.Quote2 — Morty Smith

“Oh, come on, Rick.  You know I can’t.” — Morty Smith

“1.77245385.  Whoa!” — Morty Smith

“The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to the increment of heat applied to the system.” — Morty Smith

“Wow!  I’m so smart!” — Morty Smith

Quote1Holy cow, Rick.  I didn’t know hanging out with you was making me smarter.  Aw, man.  Ohh, man.  Oh, geez!  Ohh.  Oh, no, no.Quote2 — Morty Smith

“W-what’s wrong?  Oh, he — he didn’t mean it, dad.  D-did you, Snuffles?  You’re a good boy.” — Morty Smith

Quote1That was fantastic, Rick!Quote2 — Morty Smith

“W-w-w-what is it?” — Morty Smith

“You talking about ‘Inception?’  ‘Inception’ made sense.” — Morty Smith

Quote1Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, couldn’t you have just, you know, helped me with my homework?Quote2 — Morty Smith

“Wow, Rick, I can’t believe we’re sitting around, standing around in Mr. Goldenfold’s house.  It’s really weird.” — Morty Smith

Quote1You know what?  Rick?  That’s it!  I’m done with these insane adventures!  That was really traumatizing!  I quit!  I’m out!  You’re the one that’s crazy and chaotic!  Adventures are supposed to be simple and fun.  Seriously, Rick?  Y-y-you’ll — you’ll let me call the shots?Quote2 — Morty Smith

Quote1It’s because you’re petty, you know, h-how many times have I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap?  I always roll with the punches, Rick.  Why can’t you?  Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back, i-if you haven’t learned how to lighten up, don’t be here.Quote2 — Morty Smith

Quote1You know what?  No, Rick!  I’m not gonna hand you the screwdriver. I-I’m not gonna hand you anything ever again, Rick.  I’m always helping you with this and that and the other thing.  W-w-w-w-w-what about me, Rick?  W-w-w-w-why can’t you just help me out once — once — for once?Quote2 — Morty Smith

“Oh, crap.  What are we gonna do, Rick?” — Morty Smith

Quote1Hey, dad.  Nobody’s smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad.  You’re a genius at that.Quote2 — Morty Smith

Quote1Man, I can’t believe you, Rick.  That right there, that w–that was a great opportunity to show a little humanity, you know?  To connect with me a little.Quote2 — Morty Smith

“I get it.  You don’t have to bust my balls.” — Morty Smith

Accommodating, empathetic, eloquent, and expressive Morty Smith is an Idealist.

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“I see there’s a new episode of that singing show tonight.  Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?  What?  Damn it!  Beth!” — Summer Smith

“Okay, with all due respects, Rick — what am I talking about?  What respect is due?  How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept sci-fi rigamarole?  What?  For real?” — Summer Smith

“Knock, knock.  My manager gave me an hour for lunch, and I thought, ‘Hey, why not swing by where your wife works?’  Well, it’s lunch.  I mean, it’s one of three meals that have existed for millenia.  Well, yeah, on horses.  Okay.  Let’s not rehash that fight.  I sense that you’re busy and will now be on my way.  Whoa!  What is this on the floor?  Some kind of literature for a really nice-looking nursing home.  Hey, honey, crazy idea — bad pitch — let’s put your dad here.  Let’s put your dad in a nursing home.” — Summer Smith

“I told you — I was ordering you something for valentine’s day.  More importantly, your father is a horrible influence on our son.” — Summer Smith

“Since we’re fighting, if you have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.  Well, maybe your right.  Horse heart surgeon.” — Summer Smith

“Boom!  Told you!  In your face!  He is ruining our child!  Wait, what am I celebrating?” — Summer Smith

“Oh, look, honey.  It’s our son with Albert Ein-Douche.  I’m an angry father, not an improvisor.” — Summer Smith

“You’re beyond our reasoning!  Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally scar the boy scouts every Christmas.  It’s personal.” — Summer Smith

“Morty, stay out of this.  You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own.  Oh, for crying out — he’s got some kind of disability or something.  Is that what you want us to say?  Well, duh doy, son.” — Summer Smith

“Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you’re not as fast as the other kids, and if you want to compete in this world, you got to work twice as hard.” — Summer Smith

“Holy crap.  He’s right.  But –” — Summer Smith

“No, I-I understand.  Uh, maybe we overreacted.  But he has to keep going to school.” — Summer Smith

“Okay.  Well, uh, Morty, it’s your bedtime in an hour.  Don’t stay up all night again.  This is good, though.  This can work.  I think we can be a family.  And now, Beth, if you’ll have me, I would love to have you.” — Summer Smith

“Well, I mean, traditionally, science fairs are a father-son thing.” — Summer Smith

Summer Smith

“Oh, my God.  His head is in his food.  I’m going to puke.” — Summer Smith

“Or maybe you were out all night again with grandpa Rick.  Oh, my God.  My parents are so loud.  I want to die.” — Summer Smith

“What kind of God lets this happen?” — Summer Smith

“Frank Palicky was frozen to death today!” — Summer Smith

“Grandpa, go home and drink.” — Summer Smith

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“Morty, are you getting sick?   I told you not to practice-kiss the living-room pillow.  The dog sleeps on it.  Dad?  Jerry!  Oh, dad.” — Beth Smith

“Jerry?  Jerry, please tell me you’re here for an incredibly urgent reason.  Okay, I only ask, Jerry, because, as you know, my job involves performing heart surgery.  Excuse me?  Hey, Tom.  We know when we’re losing him.  We can hear the beeps!” — Beth Smith

“I am not putting my father in a home!  He just came back into my life, and you want to grab him and stuff him under a mattress like last month’s Victoria’s Secret?  It’s fine, Davin.” — Beth Smith

“Look, I appreciate the stress you’re under, but Morty was having trouble in school way before my dad moved in, and the only influence I can see Rick having is that, for the first time in his life, Morty has a friend.  Uh, yeah, maybe I am.  I’m my father’s daughter.  I’m smart.  Why do you think I’m a heart surgeon?  Hello?” — Beth Smith

“What?  Why didn’t you you notify us?  Summer?” — Beth Smith

“Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school?  I mean, it’s not like he’s a hot girl.  He can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s.” — Beth Smith

“We’re moving you… to a nursing home.  What does that mean?” — Beth Smith

“Oh, don’t high-road us, dad.  You know full well that Morty is the last child that needs to be missing classes.” — Beth Smith

“What the hell?” — Beth Smith

“Jerry, I don’t want whatever’s happening here to stop.” — Beth Smith

“Oh, ha, um, hey, I b– I’d better get going.  Um, Jerry’s been texting some pretty high-maintenance stuff.” — Beth Smith

Mr. Goldenfold

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