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Amazon original drama The Boys dropped its first season Friday July 26, 2019.

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Starlight, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Erin MoriartyAnnie January (Starlight)

Vought International manages and develops ‘superhero’ talent outside of New York City, New York.


Starlight, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Erin Moriarty“I am Starlight.  I’m 110 pounds, and I’m five foot six.  You should look away.  You should turn away from the camera, and you should close your eyes, or else I’ll blind you.  I am so sorry.  Are you all right?  I was born Super-Abled.  Uh, my mom was thrilled.  She took me to all the little miss hero pageants, but I hated it.  Ugh, I mean, I can still… smell the hairspray.  Uh, but… …at the Q and A, they always asked me what my wish was, and I always said, ‘to save the world.’  And the judges just chuckled like it was cute.  But it wasn’t a joke to me.  Since when did ‘hopeful’ and ‘naive’ become the same thing?  I mean, why would you get into this business if not to save the world?  That’s all I have ever wanted.  And that’s why I’ve always wanted to be in The Seven.” — Starlight

“Mm-mm.  Quiet night.  Like every night.  I’m hungry.  Don’t worry.  I didn’t get the job.  They’re auditioning girls nationwide.  Besides, Countess probably got it.  She’s so good in a room.  Hello?  Yes, this is she.  I got it?  Shh.  Uh, I’m so… I’m so sorry.  It’s a weird connection.  I don’t know what that was, actually.  Uh… mm-hmm.” — Starlight

“So, uh, are all these people here for me?  Oh, my God.  I-I haven’t done anything yet.  Uh, I-I meant it.” — Starlight

“Wow.  That is just… I mean… G– I was working with a police scanner that I bought on eBay.  That’s his, isn’t it?  It’s just… I used to stand in the mirror, pretending to be where I am right now.  Thank you.  No, actually, I… I don’t know, Homelander’s so– he’s like Jesus or something.  If you want to know the truth, I actually had a poster of you.  Yeah.  Yeah.  I kind of– I kind of had a schoolgirl crush on you.  Oh, my God.  I hope that’s not inappropriate to say.  That is… excuse me?  I what?” — Starlight

“Uh… he’s busy.  I haven’t really met him yet, but… mom, I got to tell you what happened.  Everything’s great.  Just how we dreamed.  Um… mom, actually, you know what?  I have to go.  No, no, it’s okay.  Uh… I’m fine.  I’m just… I’m just having a bad day.  It’s a work thing.  You?  You know how you have this… image of yourself?  Like, I thought I was strong.  You know?  Like made of steel.  A fighter.  And… then I was faced with this horrible situation with this asshole… and… I just heard my mom’s voice in my head, ‘keep smiling, the show must go on,’ and… I didn’t fight.  And now I just feel sick.  Partly because I did it, but… mostly because… …turns out I’m not who I thought I was.  Oh.  Oh, I’m, um, sorry.  I-I didn’t mean to just dump all of that onto you.  Oh.  It’s the only thing I’ve ever wanted.  No, it’s a great job.  I could help a lot of people.  I’m a fighter.  I’m gonna fight.  Yeah.  I’m gonna take that son of a bitch’s head clean off his body.  Annie.” — Starlight

“Sorry, sir.  Yeah.  Don’t worry, I’ll be fine.  I’m here, and I’m not going anywhere.” — Starlight

“That gives you no right– zero right– to do what you did, you pathetic asshole.  Or what?  You’ll sic a grouper on me?  No, you won’t.  See, I asked around; you’re not number two around here.  You’re just the fish guy.  Everyone thinks you’re  a joke.  Me, most of all.  I cannot believe I fell for your crap.  You ever touch me again, I will burn your eyes out.  Understand me?” — Starlight

“I can’t wear that.  Seriously?  I-It’s just… it’s not me.  How is that feminist?  How exactly do you know what I’m going through, exactly?  I’m sorry.  I-I appreciate the effort, I really do, but I’m fine with my old outfit.  Excuse me?  It’s my body.  I have the right to choose how much of it I show.” — Starlight

“Once you’re behind the scenes, it’s… it’s different.  I don’t know… if they really want you to be a hero.  I think they just want you to look like one.” — Starlight

“I mean, I believe in God, I love God so much, but… honestly, it’s… it’s just how goddamn certain everyone is around here.  I mean, tickets start at, what, 170 bucks, so that these people can tell you how to get to heaven?  How do they know?  How does anybody know?  When the Bible was written, life expectancy was 30 years old.  I mean, I’m not so sure you’re supposed to take it literally.  It also says that it’s a sin to eat shrimp.  What, if you’re gay or if you’re Gandhi, you’re going to hell?  I mean… and if you have sex before marriage, that’s, that’s not immoral.  That’s human.  What’s immoral is the guy who shoved his **** in my face.  Here’s the truth.  Anyone who tells you they know the answers is lying.  And I know, I know, I’m supposed to be this hero-idol-symbol or whatever, but I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.  I’m just as scared and confused as the rest of you.  I’m done pretending, and I’m done taking any more shit.  Thank you.” — Starlight


Homelander, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Antony StarrHomelander

“You boys okay?  Course you can.  Nice to meet you.” — Homelander

“Starlight.  Don’t want to be late to your first official meeting.  I had a whole welcome speech planned.  Please, Homelander’s fine.  Hey, hey, hey, guys, come on.  Stop.  What’s Starlight gonna think?  Listening to us haggling over nickels.  We’re The Seven, for God’s sake.  Whether we’re out there or we’re in here.  Now, what I do want to hear is who you saved this week.  Huh?  Who’s up for that?  Black Noir.  Let’s start with you, man.” — Homelander

“And yet, I turned out great.  I don’t want your fucking apology.  What do you want?  What?  What do you want– forgiveness?  Now?  After you raised me like a fucking lab rat?  No.  Too little, too late.  I’m the world’s greatest superhero.” — Homelander

“You’ve been avoiding me.  Really?  Seems that way.  You do know that I went to see Vogelbaum, though… right?  And you do know what he told me?  Let me guess.  You wanted to protect me.  Of course.  You think I’m fragile?  You try doing any of this– I mean fucking any of it– without me… Madelyn.  Did it ever occur to you that… a Supe terrorist showing up exactly when we needed him to was… a pretty fucking incredible coincidence?  It’s almost like… someone planned it.  Mm-hmm.  Me.  Me.  I made him.  Well, I borrowed some Compound V, had A-Train run it all over the globe, and I supercharged some jihadis.  Uh, not to oversimplify it.  I mean, it-it was actually very difficult and very messy, using adult subjects.  There’s a good reason that Vought doesn’t do it.  But… well, enough survived to call the operation a huge success.  Huge.  And now… we have villains all over the globe… that only we can fight.  In sequel after sequel… after sequel.  Well?  Say something.” — Homelander


Queen Maeve, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Dominique McElligott

Queen Maeve

“Oh, for Chrissakes.  Clean yourself up.  Never let them see you like this.  Translucent, you’re a goddamn pervert.” — Queen Maeve

“And clearly better lawyers.” — Queen Maeve

“I really did break every bone in my right arm.  Stopping the bus from falling.  You said the marketing guys made it up.  It was me.  23-year-old, bright-eyed, ass you could bounce a quarter off of… me.  I really did want to make a difference.  I really did care.  I was just like you.  And then… I started giving pieces of myself away and… I guess I gave away everything.  So you know what?  Be… just be original.  For fuck’s sake.  My position is already taken.  Be the annoying goody two-shoes asshole that you are.  One of us has to be.” — Queen Maeve

“Listen, if you… if you want to talk, I suppose we… you know, I had someone once.  We were gonna get away, start a family.  Well… Everyone always asks, what’s our special weakness?  Gamma rays?  Iron daggers?  Some ridiculous, stupid thing?  The truth is, our weakness is the same as anyone’s.  It’s people.  The people we care about.  So I say, cut them loose.  For your good and for theirs.  That way you’re really bulletproof.” — Queen Maeve


A-Train, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Jessie T. UsherA-Train

“I can’t stop.  I can’t stop.  I can’t stop.  I can’t stop.  Can’t stop.  Can’t stop.” — A-Train

“My deepest condolences to Robin Ward’s family.  I was chasing these bank robbers.  She just stepped in the middle of the street, and I-I couldn’t…” — A-Train

“You want to hear something crazy?  I ran so fast through this bitch that I swallowed one of her molars.  Like a bug on the fucking freeway.” — A-Train

“What the fuck?  You got four points?” — A-Train

“I’m sorry about what happened to your girlfriend, all right?  Hey, dude, are you okay?” — A-Train


The Deep, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Chace CrawfordThe Deep

“Thank you.  Thank you, everybody.  After a long, distinguished career with The Seven, my good friend, the Lamplighter, has retired.  Let’s give him a big ‘thank you.’  What do you say?  But now, as we turn towards the future, I’d like to introduce someone very special.  And I, for one, can’t wait to work with her.  Please welcome Starlight.  Ooh, look at that.  Oh.  Hi.” — The Deep

“Pretty cool, huh?  Oh, hey, check this out.  We have two World View-4 satellites in geocentric orbit.  We can essentially read a getaway car’s license plate from 380 miles up.  Yeah, well, not anymore you’re not.  Oh, and wait till you check out the dining room.  We, uh, may or may not have stolen Miro from Gramercy Tavern.  Yeah, he’s fan-fucking-tastic.  Homelander’s?  Yeah.  But you’ll have your own soon.  Here.  Come on.  Give it a test drive.  O-oh, you-you okay?  You know something?  On my first day, I, uh… well, I-I felt like a fraud.  Yeah.  But the good news is, everybody feels that way.  And, hey, we’re a team now.  We’ll help each other out.  I bet growing up you had a poster of Homelander up on your wall, huh?  Really?  Oh.  Oh, my God.  No, no, no, no, no.  It’s not inappropriate at all.  It’s just, it’s kind of wild.  What?  I mean, you said you had a crush on me.  I figured that, you know… whoa, whoa, wh-wh-whoa, hey.  Look, you’re gorgeous.  I’m not– I’m not talking about sex, just a little bit of pole-smoking.  Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.  It’s just a question of how bad you want to be in The Seven.  Whoa.  Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Hey, hey, hey.  Hey.  Take it easy.  Settle down.  We’re just, we’re just talking.  And look, I know that you’re powerful.  I get it.  Your powers are no joke.  The thing is… I am number two around here.  So, like, if I say so, you know, you’d be out of here.  Especially since you attacked me.  Yeah, look, I mean, Iowa’s sweetheart, the Defender of Des Moines, just went psycho on the Deep.  I mean, that… that could put you out of the business.  Yeah.  I mean, home to mommy, tail tucked between your legs.  Just think of all those kids.  I mean, the kids.  Those kids who look up to you, they’d just be shattered.  I mean, th-that’s not what you really want, right?  Or we come together as a team.  You and me, we just roll with the punches, for, like, three minutes, maybe.  It’s not a big deal.  And then you know what happens?  All your dreams come true.” — The Deep

“Beginning to wonder if you’d even show up.  I mean, all that pressure, it’s a lot for anyone to swallow.” — The Deep

“Oh, wow.  What a surprise.  A water crime.  Fuck me running.  I sweat to God, they only call me when there’s trouble at a dock.  Or a river or a lake, canal.  A jetty.  Fucking idiots.  I could be doing so much more.  But no, Vought just wants me to make my big pretty dives into the water and flash my fucking biceps for Instagram.  I mean, sure, four million hits a day, but still, it’s fucking demeaning.  What’s your problem?  You’ve had that pissy look on your face all night.  Ooh.  What…?  Is this about the other night again?  Jesus Christ.  Cry me a fucking river, all right?  I took my share of shit when I first got here, okay?  Besides, you had a crush on me, remember?  Hey.  You shut your fucking mouth.  I’ll tell everyone you’re a psycho.  I’ll go to Homelander.  You stuck-up little… we’ll finish this later.  You take them from the front, I’ll come in from behind.” — The Deep


Translucent, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Alex HassellTranslucent

“No, I don’t actually vanish.  My skins turns into thus carbon meta-material that bends the light.  Like an invisibility cloak.” — Translucent

“Ah… oh, uh… I’ll just go.” — Translucent

“Can we get back to this, please?  This is a serious crime.  These assholes pirated my movie three weeks before release, and you can’t walk down 5th Avenue without bumping into a table of unlicensed Homelander shirts.  Copyright infringement is costing Vought $1.2 billion per year.  That’s money out of our pockets.  We’ve all got, what, four points each?” — Translucent

“What the fuck?” — Translucent

“Who are you?  Right in front of you, prick.  You think I wouldn’t find this thing?  Hughie.  You pussy, I followed you from the fucking Tower.  Who’s that guy you were with, in the car?  Who was he?!  He put you up to this?  Don’t give me some bullshit!  Uber driver!  Do you think I’m a fucking idiot?  Why’d you plant the bug?  We’re The Seven, Earth’s most mighty, champions of the innocent, motherfucker!  So who are you?  Fucking spy?  For who?  Huh?  You’re gonna fucking tell me, or I’m gonna smash your fucking scalp off!  Who the fuck are you?!” — Translucent

“You dumb fucks are fucking dead!  Have you any… aah!” — Translucent

“Ah… Oh, what the fuck?  Where am I?  You know who I am?  You fucking amateurs!  Fuck!  What the fuck?!  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.  Uh, okay, what do you guys want?  Money?” — Translucent

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!  Ha, ha, ha, ha… you stupid, fucking asshole.  I’m invincible.  You stupid motherfuckers.  I’m fucking Translucent.  I’m indestructible.  It’s only a matter of time before they come for me.  You’re fucking dead!” — Translucent

“Why?  Was she your sister?  Girlfriend?  Girlfriend.  That’s what all this is about?  Christ?  What makes you think I know anything about it?  What are you, a fucking fan?  What?  Hold ’em off?  ‘Cause they hang on your every word.  You’re the big man around here.  Buddy, my superpower ain’t invisibility.  You know that right?  It’s reading people.  Watching them when they think they’re alone.  I see people for who they really are.  I see you, too, pal.  Yeah.  I know you’re trying your damnedest to be tough– it’s a little adorable– but the truth is… you’re terrified.  Shitting in your tighty-whities ’cause you’re ‘in over your head fucked,’ and you know it.  Hughie, I even kind of feel for you.  Your girl died, and we do crazy shit when we get broken hearts, but not every instinct is screaming at you to head for the hills, and you should listen to that instinct.  How?  I got invulnerable skin.  I’m a fucking superhero, guy.  We fight gangs and terrorists.  We save the world daily.  I’ve stood in front of thousands of screaming fans, all of ’em creaming their jeans.  Uh… who are you?  A water balloon filled with blood and meat.  Homelander’s gonna find me, and when he does, he’s gonna bust you wide open.  I’m gonna make it home in time for cocktails.  ‘Cause that’s who you are, and that’s who I am.  You’re not the hero of this story.  And I’m not the one who’s trapped.  Great chat.  Run for the hills, Hughie.” — Translucent


Black Noir, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Nathan MitchellBlack Noir


Hughie Campbell, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Jack QuadHughie Campbell

“So, this is pretty much everything in one.  Bluetooth speakers.  It’s in stereo, so you can put it all around your living room, have some fun with it.  You said you don’t have a standard cable box, right?  Okay, then I need to get you an audio transmitter, aptX Low Latency.  It makes it so there’s less audio lag, and it’s got a standard optical in.  And let’s hook you up with thousand-meg HDMI.  Let’s go with this one.  Uh, it costs a little bit more, but the carbon’s way more conductive.  Hey, Gary.  Um… I really need to talk to you about something.  Okay.  Cool.  Later– you want, like… want, like, 30-30 minutes?  Like, a solid 45?  Okay.  Uh… oh, Robin.  Oh, dear, dear, Robin.  Um, that doesn’t mean what you think it means.  No, ‘laying pipe’ means sex.  ‘Laying cable’ means you want me to come over to your house and just take a big, old shit.  Well, okay.  But you… who-who said it, though?  I’m actually more hungry now.  I don’t know.  More importantly, where are we gonna go to lay some cable afterwards?  Who?  Yeah.  Yeah.  It was– it was a… look, it was a crazy day, and-and he was super busy, but tomorrow for sure.  Yes.  What was I supposed to do, kick his door down?  Like Homelander?  Yeah, but you didn’t mean it.  Hey, I see the look.  I see it.  Come on.  I don’t think that’s… I don’t think that’s true.  Well, excuse me for waiting.  You ever hear of chivalry?  Wait, what?  What?  W-W-Wait.  Hey, hey, hey.  Hey, hey.  What was that?  What’d you just say?  Hey.  Don’t you ever besmirch Billy Jo… Robin?  Robin?  Robin!  Robin!” — Hughie Campbell

“No, keep it.  Keep it.  Middle of the… she was a half step off the fucking curb.  This is a confidentiality agreement.  I sign this, and… I can’t talk about it?  Have to pretend it didn’t happen, like I wasn’t holding Robin’s arms in my hands?  Then say you’re sorry.  I mean, you people say ‘our condolences’ and ‘my sympathies’ and ‘our regrets,’ but nobody can look me in the fucking eye and say ‘I’m sorry.’  I’m not signing anything.  Get out.  I said get the hell out!  Can I think about it?” — Hughie Campbell

“Oh, shit.  Can’t file a criminal case against A-Train.  They can’t be charged for damages while they’re on the job.  But maybe we can file a wrongful death.  I just got to get Robin’s parents to sign off on it.  Dad, I’m not… I’m right… okay.  What?  I can’t,– dad, they killed her.  Dad, she was one step off the curb.  I… I saw it!  Why not?  Dad, I have…” — Hughie Campbell

“You interested in a nanny cam?  ‘Cause we’re actually running a special on that.  Um, it’s a pretty popular bear.  There’s cameras in the eyes.  Uh, I’m sorry?  I-I don’t really know.  Cool.  Cool, cool.  Um… is there anything I can help you with today, or…?  I’m-I’m-I’m sorry, who are you?  Yeah.  I said, who the hell are you?  Y-you’re a Fed?  You don’t sound like a Fed.  You don’t really look like one, either.  Like you’re starring in a porn version of The Matrix.  Okay.  Uh, what exactly can I do for you?  No.  Come on, that’d be all over the news.  People would be screaming bloody murder.  Why?  Come in to… to do what?  How do you spank a Supe?  Uh, where?  Uh, not likely.  Uh, listen.  I think this is good; I’m good.  Uh, thank you for an extremely weird conversation, but, uh, I don’t want to go to a second location with you.  So, I’m gonna get back to work.  Thank you.” — Hughie Campbell

“Where are we?  Did he just say you were police?  Holy shit.  Wait, wait, wait.  That’s Ezekiel.  The ‘Capes for Christ’ guy… preaches all that… ‘pray the gay away’ shit.  Wait, wait, wait.  A-Train’s… A-Train’s here right now?  They’re laughing.  Just… like she’s a joke.  They’re fucking laughing.  They’re all like that?  All of them?  Even Homelander?  What are these?  Hiding what?  Or where was he running to?  Okay.  Okay, so, um… what can I do to help?  Why does A-Train need to be there.  A bug?  Okay, let me just… sorry, let me just get this straight.  You want me to… you want me to go to Seven Tower by myself, and-and you want me to plant a bug, like I’m… what, like I’m fuckin’ James Bond?  You’re FBI.  If you’re FBI, then get a warrant.  Why do you… why do you even need me?  No, no, I can’t, okay?  I can’t.  No.  You didn’t see A-Train covered in… and-and, I’m, what, I’m just supposed to go in there, and I’m supposed to… I’m supposed to shake his hand?  And smile?  I’m not… do you know who my favorite musician is?  James Taylor.  Number two, Simon & Garfunkel.  Number three, Billy Joel.  Any of those guys, they don’t infiltrate.  Okay?  I’m not an infiltrator.  No.  No.  No.  No, I can’t.  I can’t do that.  I’m sorry, I’m just gonna fuck it up, and you’re not gonna have your bug… …and I’ll be dead.  I’m not.,. I’m not like you.” — Hughie Campbell

“Um… excuse me.  I’m sorry, a-are you okay?  Just seemed like a… tough call.  Sorry.  I don’t mean to bother you.  Yeah, me, too.  Uh… is it, like, a-a work thing, or… a-a life thing?  Uh… life thing.  Uh… no, no, it’s totally fine that you dumped.  Um… listen, d-do you like your job?  And it’s a good job?  Like, you’re not selling kids smack?  Thing is, I, um… used to know this girl, and we used to go skating at Rockefeller, and I’d be on the side with this death grip on the rails.  She would just charge headfirst into the middle of the rink.  And she wasn’t… good.  Like, she fell– a lot– but she was never scared.  And she always used to say: ‘just cause you fall on your ass doesn’t mean you have to stay there.’  So you fell on your ass, you know?  That’s not who you are.  So who are you?  Okay.  Wow, that was… okay.  Cool.  Little scary, but… but-but cool.  I’m-I’m Hughie, by the way.” — Hughie Campbell

“Okay, man.  I’m in.  Okay, it’s ringing.  It’s Hughie Campbell.  I got your message, and-and $45K, it’s just… it’s just… it’s bingo, like, life-changing.  Um, but I just need one thing before I-I sign anything.  I need an apology from A-Train.  Well, no, no, no.  No, he hasn’t.  Yes, he sent his… he sent his regrets and his sympathies on… on TV, but I-I… if I could just get an apology face-to-face, that would be fantastic.  Just to… just for closure, just to put… just to put a b-button on it.  Okay, yeah.  But, uh… all right, in that… in that case, can you just give me– uh, hello?  I think… they hung up.  I don’t think they’re gonna go for it.” — Hughie Campbell

“Do you have a dog?  That’s that?  That was– that was a lot.  Th– I’ve– hold on, can you just– can you repeat it again?  Just a little bit slower?  Because I… fuck.  Which pill do you want me to take?  Fuck me.  Okay.” — Hughie Campbell

“Um… excuse me, can-can I, uh… can I use your bathroom?  Fine.  I appreciate the apology.  Accidents happen, right?  After all, I mean, you were saving the world.  Can I use your bathroom?” — Hughie Campbell

“And I look him right in the eye, and I smile.  And that was awesome, man, just getting to stare that asshole down.  I get why you dig this job.  You were right.  Fuck A-Train.  Fuck A-Train.  Fuck-fuck The Seven.  Fuck all…. Seven.  What are we, uh… what are we doing here?  Yeah, but, um, I don’t, uh… yeah, I mean, but I-I can… I can help with other stuff, you know?  I could– I could be, like, your tech guy.  You know?  Like, I could be in the van with the thing and, like, you know, he’s down the hall to the left.’  Like, I can… yea, but I-I can– I can really help.  Oh, w– oh, hey, wait.  You ever see an asshole tear up $45K?” — Hughie Campbell

“Yeah.  Thanks, Gary.  Sorry, we’re closing up.  Hello?  The fuck?  No, no, no!  I don’t… I don’t know!  He was just some Uber driver, okay?  Please.  Please, please, please.  No, please.  Is he… is he dead?  Is he… oh, fuck.  Oh, shit.  Skin’s carbon.  Highly conductive.  Saw it on, uh, Jimmy Fallon.  Wait, wait, what?  Wait, what?  What?  No, no, I mean, what are we– what are we– what are we doing with him?  Me?  I– you-you hit him with a fucking car!  No, no, no, we’re not!  It’s– it– he-he attacked us, okay?  And you’re-you’re a federal officer, you know?  Just-just call the fucking FBI.  What?!  Then who the fuck are you?!” — Hughie Campbell

“The other day on the bench when you were talking about how much you hated your job, you meant… you meant this job?  Then, um… …just quit.  Just walk away.  I mean, you got nothing to prove.” — Hughie Campbell


Billy Butcher, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Karl UrbanBilly Butcher

“Tell me, how many nannies shake their babies?  You know, a good… hard shake, like… like tryin’ to get ketchup out of a bottle.  One percent?  Less?  Funny, that.  They sell a billion dollars worth of that shit worldwide.  Goes to show you, doesn’t it?  The bollocks people will believe if you get them scared enough.  I’m not gonna piss you about, Hughie.  I heard what happened to Robin.  She wasn’t in the street.  She was one step off the fucking curb.  And you didn’t take the pay-off.  Name’s Butcher.  Billy Butcher.  Listen, I was thinking that, uh, you and me should have a little bit of a chat.  What, I can’t immigrate.  There’s a giant green slapper with her ass in the harbor that says different.  No?  What do I look like?  Well, it’s all right there in black and white.  No, you got it all wrong, Hughie.  It’s what I can do for you.  You see, you ain’t alone, son.  It happens a lot more than you think.  Supes lose hundreds of people each year to collateral damage.  Yeah, look, there might be the odd mention of it now and again, like with Robin, but there’s a fuck-sight more that happens that just gets swept right under the rug.  Ain’t it obvious?  Movie tickets, merchandising, theme parks, video games.  A multi-billion dollar global industry supported by corporate lobbyists and politicians on both sides.  But the main reason that you won’t hear about it is ’cause the public don’t want to know about it.  See, people love that cozy feeling that Supes give them.  Some golden cunt to swoop out of the sky and save the day so you don’t got to do it yourself.  But if you knew half the shit they get up to… ooh… fuckin’ diabolical.  But then… that’s where I come in.  Spank the bastards when they get out of line.  Come on, son.  You’ll love it.  Hughie!  Hughie.  This is your one and only, mate. Once I go, I’m gone.  I’m offering you the opportunity to get them that got your girl.  What have you got to love that you ain’t already lost?” — Billy Butcher

“Keep your mouth shut.  Harry.  Got your message.  Thank you for being an upstanding citizen.  Not half of what I’ll do if you don’t.  Yeah, you know, cop, Fed, all the same to twats like that.  Pick your jaw up off the floor and try to blend in.  This is the only place where the Supes can scratch their filthy little itch without paps taking snaps.  And now he’s the meat in the Manwich.  Fucking hypocrite.  Keep going forward.  That’s it.  Further.  Further.  There.  There.  Stop.  Was.  This is from last night.  Turn it up.  So what are you gonna do about it?  Homelander’s the exception.  He doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke.  Man’s a saint.  But the rest of ’em, yeah.  Pardon my French, fuck those fuckers.  Here.  Have a shufti of that.  That’s the police log the day that Robin got murdered.  Couple of bar fights.  A few cars got nicked.  But you know what’s not in there?  No bank alarms going off.  No one charged at Central Booking.  A-Train stopped two bank robbers, my arse.  Someone’s fucking hiding something.  Well, I don’t know, whatever dodgy shit he was up to that night.  Why couldn’t he stop?  I mean, what was in that bag?  You know?  Who was he running from?  Bingo.  Work that out, and we’ll have the fucker, I can smell it.  Here’s what you do.  Ring Vought, tell ’em you’ll take the money, sign the NDA, but only if A-Train’s there in person when you do it.  Then they’ll take you into The Seven Tower, through security, mate, and then you’re gonna plant a bug.  A bug.  and we’ll have a little listen.  See what’s really going on.  Yeah, exactly.  You got it.  Hughie, Hughie, look, mate, I got a warrant, all right?  But that place is firewalled, untappable, and locked up tighter than a nun’s knickers.  I couldn’t get myself in there in a million years.  But you, son, you could do it.  Yeah.  Yeah.  Who?  Hughie, Hughie, fucking grow a pair.  You heard that cunt laughing at your girl.” — Billy Butcher

“Hmm.  Oh, yes, they will.  No.  All right, give us your phone.  There’s fuck-all security to worry about.  In fact, they’re a bunch of muppets.  And the metal detector won’t pick this up.  Right?  And what they’ll probably do is take you through the security and then up into the boardroom.  Sit down.  Be nice, congenial.  Then, real polite-like, tell ’em you’re gonna take a fake shit.  Go into the bog, take the bug out.  Peel the plastic bit to reveal the sticky side.  Put the plastic bit in the bog.  Flush it.  Then go back into the boardroom, sit down– big smiles– plant the bug underneath the table.  Easy peasy Japaneasy.  Bob’s your uncle.  That’s that.  Yeah.  Shh.  Listen.  Hughie, calm down, all right?  This is like that scene in The Matrix.  Now, you could take the fucking red pill, right?  Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying into your chai tea green latte, what the fuck.  Or… you could take the blue pill.  Or is it the red pill?  Anyway, take the other pill and quit being a cunt.  Just quit being a cunt.  That’s what I’m saying.” — Billy Butcher

“Yeah, you know, it has its moments, doesn’t it?  Well, you got to go to work, don’t you?  Well, I mean, that’s all I need you for right now, yeah?  Yeah, look, son, I, uh… I think it’s best that I take it from here.  You know what I mean?  I know you can help.  I got it.  Hughie.  You’re a good lad.” — Billy Butcher

“Sorry about the mess.  You should fuck off, Hughie.  Hughie, run!  Well, well, well, if it ain’t the invisible cunt.  There you are.  I’ll tell you who you are.  A fucking moron.  ‘Translucent’ doesn’t even mean ‘invisible.’  It means ‘semi-transparent.’  Well, he ain’t moving.  How’d you know the electric could do the job?  Would’ve taken me forever to work that one out.  Good job.  Let’s get him in the boot.  The trunk.  Well, Hughie, you just offed one of the The Seven, mate.  Look, potato, fucking po-tah-to.  We’re both in a shitload of trouble.  Yeah, o-okay, so, look, technically, I’m not a Fed.” — Billy Butcher


Frenchie, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Tomer CaponFrenchie


Mother's Milk, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Laz AlonsoMother’s Milk


Ashley Barrett, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Colby MinifieAshley Barrett

“There she is.  Welcome to New York.  I’m Ashley Barrett, director of talent relations.  Oh, honey.  Who else would they be here for?  Come on.  We’re running late.  You’re doing really well, by the way, so far.  Yeah, exactly.  You’re already up two-and-a-half points with Midwesterners and conservative Christians in 18 to 49.  That speech, by the way, your audition– it was modest; it was humble.  Really fucking smart choice.  Yeah, that’s why we love you.  So you ready for you life to change?  Go.  Go. That’s you.” — Ashley Barrett

“Okay, great.  Thank you so much.  As you know, a crimefighter’s work is never done.  Douglas here will handle the rest of the paperwork for you, okay?  Thank you.” — Ashley Barrett


Madelyn Stillwell,, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Elisabeth ShueMadelyn Stillwell

“That does not begin to convey the terrible regret… …awful, tragic loss. …swift, thoughtful attention… now I think that A-Train would like to get back to work.” — Madelyn Stillwell

“Ladies and gentlemen, it is without a doubt a good time to be in the Superhero business.  Our net income is up 14%.  Our latest film, G-men: World War, just grossed shy of $1.7 billion world-wide.  And this fall, we break ground on our newest theme park outside of Paris.  The branding opportunities are limitless.  But you know, none of that really matters.  Because job one is managing, supporting, and advising the brave heroes who put themselves in harm’s way each and every day for us.  Let’s take a look.” — Madelyn Stillwell

“A world without crime, with liberty and justice for all, that’s within our reach, thanks to the 200-plus Superheroes in the Vought Family.  We see a bright future ahead, where there is a Vought Hero in every town. …including the jewel in Vought’s crown, the greatest superhero team the world’s ever seen: The Seven.  That is our job, our honor.  We are Vought.  We make heroes super.” — Madelyn Stillwell

“I have a very exciting surprise for you.  Both a member of The Seven, and Lord of the Seven Seas, live and in person, the Deep.  Ladies and gentlemen, Starlight and the Deep.” — Madelyn Stillwell

“Ah, it is our pleasure.  Just do not sell it online.  Baltimore is a beautiful town.  But you’ve got a problem.  Your homicide rates are up, what, 62%?  The police are not closing cases.  You’re on the verge of needing a federal lifeline.  Nubian Prince.  Fits your population’s demo, but not too militant.  Caucasians love him, too, with a… 59% approval rate.  I am willing to give you a three-year exclusive contract with full PR support, and I’m gonna give you nine and a half points of the merchandising.  Well, we’re thinking about making a move.  $300 million a year.  I know, I know it’s a tough swallow.  But we both know that your city needs a hero.  Mm.  I’m sorry, Steve, I can’t do it.  We’ve got Atlanta waiting in the wings.  And why is that?  And what is Compound V?  I’m sorry, Steve, I don’t know what you’re talking about.  $300 million is the price, or we go to Atlanta.” — Madelyn Stillwell

“This fucking chafes, but, um… I’m willing to come down to $230 million for Nubian Prince.  And, Steve, this, um, Compound V, any rumors you may have heard about my heroes– libelous and completely untrue.  But we all know how rumors spread, so… I’d appreciate your discretion.  Thank you.  Have a safe flight home.” — Madelyn Stillwell

“Your brand is hope, baseball, America… sunshine.  You don’t do vengeance.  I am the last person you need to save.  I know, but did the timing occur to you?  I have half the Senate Appropriations Committee coming tonight.” — Madelyn Stillwell

“We’re not.  Starlight, like I said before, this is a partnership.  In a partnership, there is give and there is take.  That is true.  You do.  You just won’t be doing it in The Seven, unless it is wrapped in that.” — Madelyn Stillwell

“It seems that way, Mr. Secretary.  Honestly, we have no idea.  Sir, we would like to get to the bottom of this as much as you would.  What is Lockheed Martin’s number one product?  It’s top seller.  You should know this, you served on their board of directors.  Correct.  Northrop?  B-2 Stealth.  General Dynamics?  Tomahawk and the M1 Abrams.  Billions of dollars of bleeding-edge hardware.  Do you know what all of that is as of today?  A worthless pile of shit.  Because Naqib and other super terrorists like him can flick away that junk like flicking a flea.  So it doesn’t matter where heroes really come from.  Frankly, it doesn’t even matter how the enemy got the Compound V.  What matters is they’ve got it.  It is a whole new world now.  And there is only one company that has the product to fight back.  My company.  My product.” — Madelyn Stillwell


Donna January, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Ann CusackDonna January

“Let the energy go through the wall.” — Donna January

“Any maniacs out there?  That’s too bad.  We could really use the press right now.  Oh, Annie.  You don’t know that.  If you’re negative, negative things happen to you.  Hello?  Yes, I’m her mother.  Uh, yes.  Uh… uh, one moment.  It’s them.  You got it!  You got it!  Oh, my God.” — Donna January

“So, how amazing is it?  What’s Homelander like?  Oh, I forgot.  I was playing mah-jongg with Patty and Trish, and Patty is going on and on about how her daughter got into med school, and I’m thinking, so what?  My daughter got into The Seven!  Anyway, so-so, what did you want to tell me?  All right.  Bye, honey.” — Donna January


Mayor of Baltimore, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Paulino NunesMayor of Baltimore

“This is amazing, Madelyn.  Thank you for this.  My kid is gonna lose his mind.  All right.  What are you thinking?  Cut to the chase, Madelyn.  What are you proposing?  I thought he was in Detroit.  How much?  $200 million for Nubian Prince.  I can sell that.  I think maybe you can.  I happen to know about Compound V.  It’s the type of rumor that could really tarnish those heroes of yours.  Nobody wants that.  People need heroes.  Now, I can make sure that that stays a rumor, because I’m a friend.  But friendship cuts both ways.” — Mayor of Baltimore

“Ms. Stillwell, I wasn’t sure you’d call.  That’s very reasonable, Maddie.  Thank you.  Of course.  You have my word.” — Mayor of Baltimore

“Don’t worry about it, kiddo.  It’s just a little turbulence.  It’ll be okay.  What’s he doing out here?  Oh, my God.” — Mayor of Baltimore

Mason

“Whoa.  Dad.  Dad.  Dad!  Are you guys friends?” — Mason

Big Game

“I cannot believe you ran through a bitch.  Dude, that’s nasty.” — Big Game

Hughie's Dad, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Simon PeggHughie’s Dad

“Thought Robin’s service was nice.  Did you see how many people came?  Wow.  Lot of respect for that girl.  Lot of love in the room.  And the spread.  What a spread.  Just really nice.  Aw, geez.  Maybe there’s a move on.  No, we can switch it.  Oh, now, come on, Hughie.  Just, uh, don’t get upset, okay?  Just… he knows.” — Hughie’s Dad

“What you doing?  Okay.  Hughie, come sit with me.  Good for you.  You want to make this right, what happened to Robin.  But you can’t.  So sign this.  This is a lot of money, Hughie.  We could really use it.  Be realistic, okay?  Even if we could pay for a lawyer– and that’s a big if– there’s no case.  She was in the street.  Be like if a bus hit her.  Hughie, look.  Look.  You can’t do this.  You don’t have the fight.  You never have.  I’m sorry, but it’s-it’s true.  Neither do I.  Now… come and… come and sit with me, okay?  Remington Steele’s on.  Hughie!  Where you going? — Hughie’s Dad


Doug Friedman, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Bruce NovakowskiVought International Attorney

“Everyone at Vought is just… just wrecked about Robin.  Now, you two weren’t married, and look, technically, there’s no legal claim.  But… Vought wants to do the right thing: offer you $5,000 in restitution.  All you have to do is sign right here, all I’ll offer you the check.  It’s a boilerplate NDA.  Look, I know you’re upset, but we’re just trying to help.  Excuse me?  You okay?  As I said, boilerplate NDA, really.  Pretty standard stuff.  If you have any questions at all, just, uh…” — Doug Friedman

“Yeah, hello?  Hi.  Hi.  Yes, hello.  Hello, Mr. Friedman.  Uh, he already apologized.  Hugh, I’m telling you, the answer’s gonna be no.” — Doug Friedman

“Just to be clear, A-Train’s apology isn’t an admission of any sort of culpability whatsoever.  Do you understand?” — Doug Friedman

Harry

“You know this is fucking police brutality, man.  you know what they’ll do to me they catch me letting you in?” — Harry

Gas Station Clerk

“Hey, buddy, you okay?  Hey, buddy!” — Gas Station Clerk

Casting Director

“Turn around, please.  Okay.  Let’s see it, dear.  Sorry?  All right.  Okay, go ahead.” — Casting Director

Gary

“Later, kid.” — Gary

“Good night, Hughie.  You’ll lock up?  Yeah.” — Gary

Jamie

“Please.  Invisible Force 1 was lame.  I’m all about Rising Tide.  Uh-huh.  How?  He’s invisible.  That’s, like, all he’s got.  That’s it.  Until the Deep makes a shark bite Translucent’s dick off.  Benjy!  Get up.  Get up, get up, get up.  Come on, Benjy.  Come on, come on.” — Jamie

Benjy

“Yo, I am so psyched for Invisible Force 2.  Rising Tide?  The Deep?  Translucent could kick the Deep’s ass.  Exactly.  He sneaks up on the Deep, and then boom, motherfucker!  Sit down.  How’s he gonna find his dick?  It’s invisible.  Holy shit.  Homelander?  Can I… can I get  a selfie?” — Benjy

Thief #1

“Stay back.  Just stay the fuck back.  What are you smiling at?” — Thief #1

Dispatch

“Unit 44, code 20.  Address is 1420 63rd Street…” — Dispatch

Reporter

“The Seven’s Queen Maeve and Homelander made another heroic save today, stopping a hijacked armored truck on the streets of Brooklyn, then staying behind for a photo op with some very lucky fans.  Jean?” — Reporter

Reporter #2

“Thanks, Jennifer.  And now…” — Reporter #2

News Anchor

“Thanks, Jennifer.” — News Anchor

TV Reporter

“…the red carpet outside of Vought headquarters, here for the annual shareholders presentation…” — TV Reporter

Radio Shack Customer

“Uh-huh.” — Radio Shack Customer

Vought International Security

“Sir, could you empty your pockets, please?  Thank you.” — Vought International Security

News Anchor #2

“Policing cities is a thorny enough issue as it is, but allowing superheroes into national defense?  We’d basically be privatizing war.” — News Anchor #2

Jonah Vogelbaum, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, John DomanJonah Vogelbaum

“You don’t understand.  The thing about cross-breeding dogs, you get the right genes, you can get a perfect creation.  But it doesn’t matter how perfect they are.  It’s not enough.  When I raise subjects without their mothers, they become violent.  Aggressive.  Downright hateful.  You should have been raised in a home with a family who loved you.  Not in a cold lab with doctors.  When I think what it’s done to you, and what you can now do to everyone else… I’m sorry.  All this is my fault.  I don’t want anything from you, John.  I’m just an old man, thinking about his mistakes.  You’re my greatest failure.” — Jonah Vogelbaum

Robin Ward, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Jess SalgueiroRobin Ward

“Excuse me, sir?  Hi.  I’d like to make an appointment for you to come over and… lay some cable.  Um, ‘laying cable’ means sex.  That’s disgusting.  Okay.  Are you ready?  Despite your best efforts, I’m actually still hungry.  Where are we gonna go after all this hot talk?  You know?  Geez.  So, did you ask him?  Gary.  Did you ask Gary for the raise?  Okay.  I said ‘okay.’  This is like when we started dating.  Dude, I had to ask you out.  Listen, this is about you getting what you deserve.  I’m killing myself at school because I think it’s gonna be worth it for both of us.  You know,, if we move in together.  Well, I mean, we can’t keep, you know, laying pipe at your dad’s place.  Trying to be all quiet.  Staring up at that dumb Billy Joel post… …poster.” — Robin Ward

Jimmy Fallon, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky ProductionsJimmy Fallon

“I-I’m sure you guys have all heard that Translucent stopped a home invasion in Yonkers last night, a young, single mother and her two kids.  Just incredible.  Just… so tell us, how are you able to-to vanish?  All right, but just to be clear, you have to be completely naked, right?  I appreciate you coming on the show, my man.  I love you.  You guys stay tuned for a behind-the-scenes look at Invisible Force 2, and later, Translucent himself…” — Jimmy Fallon


Mesmer, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Haley Joel OsmentMesmer


Billy Zane, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky ProductionsBilly Zane


Grace Mallory, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Laila RobinsGrace Mallory


Susan Maynor, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Jennifer EspositoDeputy Director Susan Maynor


Stan Edgar, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky Productions, Giancarlo EspositoStan Edgar


Seth Rogen, The Boys, Amazon Prime Video, Sony Pictures Television, Amazon Studios, Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, Original Film, Kickstart Entertainment, KFL Nightsky ProductionsSeth Rogen



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Premiered our show at Tribeca on Monday 💛

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We see right through this supe's bullsh*t.

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Look what the tide dragged in.

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This captain doesn’t give a f**k about America.

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