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Pop TV original comedy Schitt’s Creek dropped on Netflix last Saturday October 3, 2020.

#Schitt’sCreek swept comedy at the Emmys / will end with its sixth season.

dating spps: 93%

http://brainsandcareers.com/secret-dating-app/: 73

cougar relationship types: 8.4

fifty plus dating: 9 wins

SAG awards: 2 nominations

Moira Rose, Schitt's Creek, Netflix, Pop TV, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Not A Real Company, Catherine O'Hara

Moira Rose

Moira Rose and her family own and operate the Rosebud Motel outside of Ontario, Canada.

Moira Rose, Schitt's Creek, Netflix, Pop TV, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Not A Real Company, Catherine O'Hara

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series

1 win: 2020

“John, something’s happening! John, remind me to reprimand that latch, it’s been awfully moody today. Finally. I’ll have the continental breakfast with the fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice. Orange pekoe tea. Yes. Thank you, John. Sadly, I won’t be able to squire you for today’s wedding venue peregrination. Just know that missing this will be the heavy-hearted part of my day. Take me with you.” — Moira Rose

“John! Can you turn off your alarm? David! I’ve asked you not to overindulge in that smoky cologne, it’s enough to give someone a seizure! Is someone vaping? Oh, no, not now! Help! Alexis! No, this is not– this is now how I go! Somebody help! Oh, Stevie, thank God. I’m being annulled by a chancy door clasp! Oh, my legs are in slumber. Carry me. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. My babies! My girls. Lorna, second from the left. If she takes on smoke, she’ll never recover. Oh! An– and Cindy! Cindy, below her. Cindy, I just gave her a blowout.” — Moira Rose

“How mercurial is life? Well, imagine being carried from the ashes by the Goddess Artemis, and here, I get a balatron from Barnum and Bailey. Mm. No need, John. I have been gifted a smoke signal and you will never again find me back in the closet. This may come as a shock to you, dear, but… I don’t believe my career has been that kind to me. I all but perished in the name of an unrequited love for an industry that has burned me over and over again. I know you’ll want to fight me tooth and nail, John, but… it’s time my career took its final bow. Oh, I have never needed it less. Shall we take lunch outside today? Lay a blanket somewhere! That’s just it, John. I have never felt more lucid. And I am including that Peruvian ayahuasca retreat we embarked upon with Al and Tipper.” — Moira Rose

“To think I nearly made you a widower. Oh, John, I can just see you aimlessly wandering through life. Stoic but stymied, not a friend in the world and so very lost. Yes. You and I wandered down to the lake, ne’ery a person to be found. Bid adieu to our clothing and let the cool sting of the mineral water remind us that we were, in fact, alive and well. We seem to have found ourselves alone again, Mr. Rose. Mm. Who knows what will befall us… …tomorrow, John. You could be hit by a Mack truck, or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris! Let me just attend to one thing first. No, no. Before we re-baptize ourselves, I’m going to call my agent and make it official! Moira Rose is tech un-avail, she has a life to live. You just remove these vetements, Mr. Rose, I’ll be back in the shake of a lamb’s rump. As soon as I find a signal.” — Moira Rose

“Can you hear me now? No, I’m not blocking the microphone with my finger anymore. Okay, no, I was. Now. Yes? Well, what would the back end look like on a deal like that? Oh, I see, what an emphatically kismetic turn of events. Oh, John’s here now. Okay, talk soon. Kisses! Jonathan, have we found ourselves a new friend? Last I checked, a decades long-successful marriage is not a criminal offence. John, I’m so sorry, I was engrossed in a very stirring phone call. Officer. Perhaps we could arrange a plea bargain? Oh, thank you, officer, for your almost militant commitment to the protection of our community. I promise to keep my husband habilimented from now on. John, you won’t believe what’s happened! Well, button back up your birthday tux, John, because I’ve just found out the Crows move is back in business! Yes! Apparently it’s been picked up by Interflex, a brand-new streaming service. Can you believe it? I know, right? How serendipitous is this? As the precise moment I choose to walk away, the industry comes crawling back to me on all fours. A new day has dawned. It took accepting that I could quit at any time to realize I mustn’t, John. Ever. Thank you, John. It appears officer fly fish has taken his leave, how about that dip?” — Moira Rose

Johnny Rose, Schitt's Creek, Netflix, Pop TV, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Not A Real Company, Eugene Levy

Johnny Rose

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series

1 win: 2020

“Are you still trying to close that thing? Boys, it looks like I won’t be able to see that wedding venue with you today, your mother’s had a bit of a relapse. Okay, I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean, Alexis. Coming, Moira. Don’t make any sudden moves. Well, good– good morning, sweetheart. Look who’s comes to see you. No, Moira. Moira, it’s– it’s David and Patrick. Don’t we, uh, have something we want to say? Yes, of course, we care, honey. Don’t we, Moira?” — Johnny Rose

“Oh, Roland! Moira. I’m just glad you’re okay. And first thing in the morning, I’m going in and I’m fixing these latches. Well, why don’t we take this one step at a time? What? It’s been difficult watching you go through this, Moira. No, if– if, uh… if that’s… what you want, Moira, just know that I’m here if you need anything. What a great idea. If you’re feeling up for it, I mean, I– I know you’re still a bit shaken. I’ll fix a basket. Okay. Okay.” — Johnny Rose

“Hard to believe this is our first trip down to the creek. You know, Moira, after the week we’ve had, this is the perfect way to end it. Well, you’re here now, Moira, and so am I, we’ll be able to take advantage of more days like this. Does this not remind you of that wellness retreat we went to in Evian, right after Alexis ended things with Sean Penn? I lost my Patek Philippe in that lake. But I wouldn’t have had it any other way. Moira, that was 15 years ago! What if someone sees us? Oh. I don’t know, it feels risky. Moira, whatever it is can wait. I’m proud of you, sweetheart.” — Johnny Rose

“Mm. No, I don’t think we need to editorialize. What happened was you left me alone, struggling to get out of a creek. The algae was so slippery, the cop had to throw me his fishing line. What? Moira, you were just saying what a relief it was to have the ups and downs of your career behind you, and– to have the ups and downs of your career behind you, and– I just worry about the next time it’s not great news. If this is what you really want, then I’m… I’m happy for you. Oh, I think the moment has passed.” — Johnny Rose

Alexis Rose, Schitt's Creek, Netflix, Pop TV, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Not A Real Company, Annie Murphy
Alexis Rose, Schitt's Creek, Netflix, Pop TV, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Not A Real Company, Annie Murphy

Alexis Rose

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series

1 win: 2020

“I fight my high school best friend into a suitcase way smaller than this when we were crossing the border between Laos and Vietnam, so I’m pretty sure I can figure this out. Ooh, I can’t wait to get to the Galapagos and, like, breathe the sea air and get my– I’m sorry, we’ve started looking at wedding venues and no one chose to tell me? You invited dad. Um… you invited mom? She’s literally been asleep in a closet for a week. Okay, does nobody care that I’m gonna be gone for six months? Thank you. That actually works super well for me, because you guys can just drive me straight to the airport after. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.” — Alexis Rose

“Yeah, I left Stevie double-fisting drinks in a hot tub at the cabaret wrap party last night. Oh, thank you so much. Oh! Mm-hmm. See, David? Imagine if I wasn’t here for this moment. Yes! Okay, smiles over here, please. Ted wants to know what we’re doing? Okay, like, a little bit less eager and maybe one without Stevie. No offense. Um, I will not be here in one month, so I guess that makes me dead weight? Honestly, David, if this is the kind of bride you’re going to be, I’m glad that I’m leaving. And I would never wear a tankini. Well, I guess congratulations are in order. Really? What stopped you? Did they, like, run out of sandwiches or– mm-hmm. So, you’re sorry? Mm. What? Well, I can’t be late for my flight! Because my feet are killing me, David. Oh, I’m not wearing them on the plane, they hand out slippers with the mimosas. Hmm?” — Alexis Rose

“Like… I’m trying to check in! If we’re going to be late, I’m at least going to do everything I can to not miss my flight, because I have never needed a vacation more. Okay, I get it, my life is an inconvenience. Okay. I’m moving to a place that doesn’t have a Sephora for literally 2,700 miles, so I’m sorry if I’m trying to convince myself that I’m doing the right thing. Yes, I can confirm that. Hmm. What’s going on? Yes, and I am super touched, it’s just that I’m having trouble getting my boarding pass. Like, do they not let people in the economy check in for the flight? What? Give me that! No, it says right here, 0-7-0-8. What? And my stupid ticket doesn’t allow for any changes. What am I supposed to do? Okay, I would literally rather sleep at the airport for a month. Okay, um, David? I also have something that I would like to say to you, as well.” — Alexis Rose

David Rose, Schitt's Creek, Netflix, Pop TV, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Not A Real Company, Dan Levy

David Rose

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series

1 win: 2020

“Beach curls back. Yeah, you’ve mentioned that a couple times. Touring a wedding venue is an incredibly intimate thing and we wanted to keep it small. Okay, you should probably stay here. No, you shouldn’t– okay. Okay. On that note, I think we should get you out of the room. See what you’ve done there? Mm-hmm. Out. Out, out, out.” — David Rose

“Yeah, it’s the only venue for miles that doesn’t look like a crime scene from a missing person docu-series. I thought that was a choice. Mm-hmm, hi. David Rose. I’m the one getting married, and this is my partner, Patrick. So… wonderful. It’s perfect. Yes. I think this is it. I think this is it, guys. Mm-hmm, okay. Glad you’re here. We have a winner, Clive! All right. Alexis, could you put the phone down? You’re gonna be spending six months with Ted, I think the two of you can chill for a minute.” — David Rose

“Okay, um… is there a package, uh, lower than a bronze package? Perhaps a copper package? We don’t provide pricing in advance. This might be the worst day of my life. I don’t love the way you phrase that. We can work with that. Oh, my God! This is basically free! Uh, I planned my ex-girlfriend’s intervention in less than an hour. Plus, it’ll weed out all the dead weight. I once dated someone who left me for a stuffed animal. I’m not having my big day– our big day compromised because Alexis wanted to chill in a tankini for six months. Wha… oh, give me this. Oh, my God. Okay! God. We didn’t end up taking the venue. Uh, yes. But that’s not why. We don’t want to get married without you here, okay? And I didn’t mean to make you feel excluded from the day. Then again, when all you talk about is how excited you are to get out of here, I don’t really feel like including you in stuff. Nevertheless… …I might have overreacted, and for that, I am apologetic. My God. I am remorseful over an action I participated in. What is going on? Okay, well, why don’t you go inside and ask Clive for help then? Oh, my God! Why do I feel like Clive doesn’t handle stress well?” — David Rose

“Okay, roadside assistance isn’t gonna be here for the next hour, so we’re going to call you a cab. And Clive didn’t have jumper cables because he doesn’t drive, because he’s scared of car horns. Okay.” — David Rose

Patrick Brewer, Schitt's Creek, Netflix, Pop TV, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Not A Real Company, Noah Reid

Patrick Brewer

“Are you sure you don’t want any help with that? Take it the Crows movie is still shelved. No, we’re good. Alexis, you are more than welcome to come see the place with us. Yeah.”

“Wow. This place looks nice. I think I saw you triple-fisting at some point. Hi. You look great. David, I know you’ve made me relinquish most, if not all of the wedding planning to you at this point, but for what it’s worth… this place is beautiful. If you’re happy, I’m happy.”

“Did you not ask to see the prices in advance or– Sundays are good. David, that’s not enough time. We need to give people notice. We’re gonna find another venue, okay? We can’t get married without Alexis. Our. And? David, just say you’re sorry, so we can get your sister to the airport, okay? Dammit! Car won’t start. Why don’t we go inside and see if there’s anything Clive can do, okay? Come on.”

Stevie Budd, Schitt's Creek, Netflix, Pop TV, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Not A Real Company, Emily Hampshire

Stevie Budd

“Uh, so, no one thought to tell me I still have my show makeup on? Oh, no, not quite. God, no. Thank you.”

“Are these in dollars? Well, now we know why. Oh, my God. Can… for everyone? And, David? Wow. I knew there was a reason I came on this trip. This might be a stupid question, but why are you wearing high heels on an airplane? When was the last time you flew economy?”

“What’s going on over there? Yeah, this? I think this is what might be bothering your brother. That, um, or the fact that you’ve been talking nonstop about how desperate you are to get out of here? I think it might be hurting his feelings. I might still be a bit boozy… …but… I’ve actually been jealous of your trip. Like, you’re getting out there, seeing the world. And now that Cabaret’s over, I feel like I might need to be doing more of that. I just wish I had your… because I think I might be in the middle of giving you a compliment for the first time, so… can I see your phone? Okay. Um, think I’ve found the problem. Your flight’s not leaving for another month. Yeah, but it’s day before month, so, um, you’re not leaving until July 8th, you’re leaving on August 7th. Well, maybe you can start by telling David that you messed up and he can book the venue after all. Yeah.”

Roland Schitt, Schitt's Creek, Netflix, Pop TV, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Not A Real Company, Chris Elliott

Roland Schitt

“Moira! Okay, hang on. Okay, all right, all right, okay. Up, up. There we go. Jeez, Moira, I wait ’til at least 10:30… …before I have my first beer. Oh, I can’t– oh, jeez, okay. Hang on. Oh, I can’t– oh, jeez, okay. Hang on. You know, Moira, if Johnny locked you in that closet, we’re going to have to call the police. No, your kids aren’t here. Okay.”

“It’s a hell of a story, Johnny. So, I’m next door, I’m cleaning the bathroom and I want a snack. So, I grab some of those jail time toaster pops and I put them in the toaster and suddenly there’s a fire. Why do they call them toaster pops if it says on the box, ‘do not toast?’ Okay. I– I have no idea what that means, but it doesn’t sound good. Okay, I’m gonna go to lunch. Gotta get this burnt toaster pop taste out of my mouth. Excuse me.”

Elmbridge Manor

“Ah, welcome to Elmbridge Manor. And you must be the happy couple. Oh, ladies… …I’m so sorry. Congratulations. Champagne? Gentlemen, please forgive me. I looked at your friend’s face and thought someone had just come from her make up trial. Now, if our grooms and, uh, the, uh, other couple, uh, would like to, uh, follow me, I will begin our tour. All of our catering is provided by the neighboring farm. We have fresh cheeses, breads, meats. Oh, now, I do apologize if the peonies back there were a little overwhelming. It rained last night and they just bloomed. So, do we have a winner?”

“Okay, this is our pricing guide. Starting with out gold, silver, and bronze packages. But as you’ll see, we can really accommodate almost any request. No, we can’t accommodate that. We don’t provide pricing in advance. Okay, look. Uh, you’re clearly very desperate and I’m feeling terribly for you. Now, we did just have a cancellation earlier in the week for a Sunday afternoon. Now, the first Sunday of every month is discounted already and we’re unlikely to find someone else this late in the game. So, I would be happy to offer you an additional 30% off. Yes, but the only problem is, it’s a month from today. I’m feeling a little tension? Uh, just so you’re aware, that is house made bacon from the farm up the road. Oh, please, please.”

Officer Cornwall

“Hello, ma’am. I’m Officer Cornwall. I was off duty when I came across this man in a state of undress, down by the creek. He claims to be your husband? No, no, it is not. However, indecent exposure certainly is. I found your husband sunning himself in the creek, like he was in a Grecian bath. Huh. Well, since I wasn’t supposed to be fly fishing at this end of the creek, uh… I think we can leave it at a warning.”

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worth waiting for

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just wanted one last look

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And official congratulations to you, Dan! #Emmys

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when @sarahplevy can't make it to the #Emmys event

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