Moon Knight, Disney+, Marvel Studios

Split Personality

Disney+ original series Moon Knight premiered March 30, 2022.

#MoonKnight is an MCU spinoff.

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imdb: 9.1

Steven Grant, Moon Knight, Disney+, Marvel Studios, Oscar Isaac

Steven Grant

Steven Grant works an Egyptian museum gift shop outside of Tottenham, England.

Steven Grant, Moon Knight, Disney+, Marvel Studios, Oscar Isaac

“Morning, Gus, my little one-finned wonder. Hello, Mom. It’s me. Just checkin’ in. I got your postcard, putting it up on Gus’ tank now. Yeah, it’s very nice. He is fuming, though. Keeps asking why I don’t take him anywhere nice. Maybe one day, right? He’d love to get out there, but it’s a bit hard with one fin, innit? Anyway, Mom, all’s well here. Not too bad. Still wake up every morning still feeling like I got hit by a bus. And if you… hey, mate, still selling the old brushes and brooms, right? Right in front of my entrance. It’s… got no problem with it. Cheers. Anyway, sorry I missed you, Mom. I’ll try you again tomorrow. Laters, gators. Oh, bloody hell. Wait! Bollocks. Cheers.” — Steven Grant

“Will you look at that. Looks like someone mistook the Great Pyramid of Giza for a rubbish dump. Yeah. Maybe not. But in there is something wicked. Check it out. They’d take this big metal hook, right? And they’d go up the old nozzle and… all the organs would come out. Except for the heart. Because they believed you needed your heart to be judged in the Underworld and only the worthiest would be allowed to pass through the Field of Reeds. That doesn’t make sense ’cause I’m not dead, am I? Am I…” — Steven Grant

“Sorry, Donna. Yeah, sorry. Got it. There we go. Steven, actually. I am… Steven. Got it. Hello. I don’t know what this has to do with Egypt really. They didn’t have that back then, did they? No. They liked figs and dates, and… ‘7:00 tomorrow?’ Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. Sorry. But… are you asking me out? I didn’t know either. I don’t know, Donna. Salad? Bread?” — Steven Grant

“Yeah, sure. Taweret. The hippo, Goddess Taweret. Oh, Donna, that reminds me. When I was coming in this morning, I saw the banners outside. No. Sorry about that. The bus came early… I know. All right. Aye, aye, Captain. But no. I wanted to tell you that the banners and the posters of the Ennead… The Ennead? You know, like, the super group of Egyptian gods? You got Horus, Osiris, Tefnut… no. What I’m trying… that’s actually crushing to hear. But what I’m trying to point out… I’m not trying to slag off marketing, but there’s been a major blunder because they’ve got seven gods here, and the Ennead has nine. All right. Yeah. I’m sorry. All right, always lovely to chat.” — Steven Grant

“Hey. Good night, J.B. Scotty? It’s Steven. With a ‘V.’ See you tomorrow. Honestly, it’s like my body wants to get up and wander about, you know, like it has to get the 10,000 steps in. You know? And I don’t even know about it until I wake up wherever. That’s why I try to stay awake at night. What do you think? Nah. You’re right. I mean, I guess there are stranger things that people do, but… no? Well, I think it’s a bit… I’m sorry. Extra pralines for the man himself. So, the girl I was telling you about, the one from work. We’re going on a date tomorrow. Sure. We’re going on a date. I didn’t even ask her. I don’t know how it happened. One. Two. Three. There you are. Cheers. Don’t forget the tip. Cheers. Anyway, if I am gonna have a girlfriend, at some point, obviously can’t have ankle restraints on my bed, can I? That’s like the definition of a red flag, isn’t it? You know what I mean, yeah? Yeah, you know what I mean. Gotta figure something out. All right, I better jog on. Nice catching up. I will see you on the flip-flop. All right, laters.” — Steven Grant

“Oh, my God. Ah! Oh, that was weird. What happened? What… what was that? Hello? Yep. I completely agree. Where are you? Sorry, what? ‘The body?’ What… ‘surrender the body?’ What body? Hello. Hi… what are you doing? No, no, no!” — Steven Grant

“Oh, bollocks. Me? Hi, uh… ‘mercenary?’ No, no. I’m not a mercenary. No, I’m a gift shop-ist. I work at a gift shop. My name’s Steven Grant. I’m trying to get back home. Back to London. London? Don’t why I’m saying it like that. Yeah. The… the what? Oh, all right. Yeah, the… oh, you mean… I’m not… I’m… I’m try… come on, now. It’s like my fingers froze. But there’s some of that… I don’t know, maybe it’s the high altitude or something. Ah! There, take it. So strange. Sorry, but… I did not do that on purpose. I don’t know what’s happening. There we go. Just take it, take it, take it, take it. Oh, God! Now I’m trying to stop my legs. I can’t… I’m trying to stop my legs from moving. I’m trying to give it to you. Wait, wait, wait! I’m trying, mate. I swear I’m trying to give it to you.” — Steven Grant

“Ah… oh… sorry. Oh, God. I’m just gonna… I’m gonna go, all right? Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God. I see you’re angry. I know I’ve made you angry. I’m sorry, yeah? Please, I don’t… oh, God. All right, all right, all right! What am I doing? What am I doing? I don’t even have my license. Oh, my God. Bugger, there’s so many of them. This has to be a dream. This has to be a dream. They’re gonna kill me. They’re gonna kill me. Come on, you bloody cupcake van! Move it! Come on! Move your ass! Thank you. So sorry. Thank you. Charming. Wait, wait, wait! I’m sorry, I’m sorry about the cupcake. No, no, no! No! Oh, no, no, no! Huh? Oh, God. I’m driving backwards. I don’t know what I’m doing. Oh, come on, come on.” — Steven Grant

“Oh, God. Oh, God. How we doin’, Gus? You sleep all right? Hmm? I wonder what fishes dream about. What the… Fish. Yesterday, that fish had one fin. It was like that when I bought him. Today, what do you see? Two fins! Yeah, sorry. But, yeah, he’s got two fins now. So, is that normal, or… what do you mean? I wasn’t here yesterday. Wait, is that… is that clock right? No, that’s impossible. I just woke up. Bugger, I’ve got a date. Sorry, I’ve got a date. All right. You look like a knob.” — Steven Grant

“Yes. It’s not looking so good, is it? What? What do you mean? I’m at the restaurant for steak. It’s steak time. Yeah, I ate steak by myself, thanks. Two days ago. What? I thought we said Friday? Today. Come on, no. I think Friday still comes after Thursday, doesn’t it? But… sorry, what day is it today? No. Is it… really? Okay. Um… you know what? I’ll have a steak, please. Um… I’ll have the best bit of the… the steak. That’s the bit that I want. Good, yeah. Very good. Very good. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. That sounds delicious.” — Steven Grant

“Yeah, you know, I think she really liked me. She loved the flowers. Yeah. Yeah, well, I’m gonna bring her around soon, I think. Yeah I think you’d love her. Yeah, she’s got a great sense of humor. So… anyway, I’ll tell you more about it tomorrow. Love you. Laters, gators. Do you want some? All right. You can have some sprinkles. If you’re Gus, I’m the bloody Queen of Sheba. What’s this? What is this about? There we are. All right. Layla.” — Steven Grant

“Yeah? Yeah, all right. Uh… Sorry, I just found this phone in my flat, and I’m just trying to figure out whose it is. What? Sorry, who do you think I am? What did you just call me? Who is this? Why did you call me ‘Marc?’ Hello? No, no, no. Come on. Hello? Who said that? Oh, no, no, no, mate. Someone’s having a laugh. Oh, God. Oh, God. Bloody hell. What the… Steven. Stop looking. Oh, God. What’s happening? What’s happening? Oh, God! No, G. G, G. Let’s go. Come on. Ground floor.” — Steven Grant

“Hiya. You all right? Just lost my contact lens. Electrical problems in the building, innit? Are we back on the fifth floor? What’s going on? Oh, my God. He’s real. Hey, J.B., how you doin’, mate? It’s Steven. Are you watching otter videos again? Great, yeah. Cool. Listen, man, I need you to keep an eye out, ’cause I’m being followed. Yeah. Will you just, like, not let anyone in, yeah? Obviously. I just mean, like, anyone dodgy. I get it. This man… wait. I know. I get it. Just a second. Just help me out… oh, my God. That man was on the bus. Will you… please, just give me a minute? Yeah? Thanks, Donna.” — Steven Grant

“Oh, God. Excuse me, Ronnie. This man right here has been following me. Now, I don’t know… Ronnie, you’re part of this? Mate, I don’t have your bloody beetle. I swear. I… do I know Ammit… no, not personally. Egyptian deity, right? World’s first bogeyman. Right. I wouldn’t do that. Got it. Great. Okay. Well, the books must have left that part out. Not nice people. Was she? ‘Avatars.’ Blue people. Love that film. You mean the anime? Are you going to kill me? I can’t help you. I saw you kill that woman in the Alps. There’s what?” — Steven Grant

“Oh, bloody hell. Hello? Donna? J.B.? Pets allowed in the museum. Here, boy. Hello? Where are you, you little bugger? Here, boy. Hello? Oh, classic. I hear you, can you hear me? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Good Lord! Oh, God! Oh, God. Steven… Steven, I can save us. But I can’t have you fightin’ me this time. You need to give me control. You understand? No, what… control of what? What are you talking about? That thing’s about to break through the door. We’re out of time. All right, hey. Listen to me. Damn it! No! Listen. Look at me. No! Look at me. You’re not real! This is real. I’m real. No! You’re not real. None of this is real. Yes. Steven. You gotta give me control. It’s the only way. Oh, God. I’m gonna die. You… Steven. I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die. Look at me. You’re not gonna die. Let me save us.” — Steven Grant

Arthur Harrow, Moon Knight, Disney+, Marvel Studios, Ethan Hawke

Arthur Harrow

“What a beautiful day. It’s like we’re in Heaven. Only it’s not Heaven, is it? It’s a darkness. Sometimes it hides in our very hearts. We are here to make the Earth as much like Heaven as possible. Who’d like to go first. You’re a brave man. Offering your soul for judgment. Wanting to serve our goddess even before she wakes. I judge you in Ammitt’s name with but a fraction of her power. This is the face of a good man. Who would like to go next? Call me Arthur. Come. Will you accept your scales, regardless of the outcome? I’m sorry. I believe you. But the scales see everything. Perhaps it’s something that lies ahead. Well… I wish you could live to see the world we make. Yet, Ammitt has decided.”

“Is he still here? You… I know you. Mercenary. Well, Steven Grant of the gift shop. Will you return the scarab? Here. I strongly encourage you to return that. I will not ask again. Take him! It’s all right.”

“So you really do work here. I’d assumed Steven Grant was an alias. Imagine my surprise to find you here. Thank you. Oh, no. The scarab doesn’t belong to me. It belongs to her. Do you know Ammit? She was only the boogeyman for evildoers. She grew weary of having to wait for sinners to commit their crime before punishing them. Would you wait to weed a garden till after the roses were dead? The justice of Ammit surveys the whole of our lives. Past, present, future. She knows what we’ve done, and what we will do. Consider this… had Ammit been free, she would have prevented Hitler and the destruction he wrought. Nero, the Armenian genocide, Pol Pot. But she was betrayed. By indolent fellow gods. By even her own Avatar. By Avatar, what I mean… Steven. Stop it. It’s maddening, isn’t it? The voice in your head. Relentless, forever unsatisfied. No matter how hard you try to please, it devours you until there’s nothing left but a hollow shell. And the more you ask for help, the more you begin to sound like the boy who cried wolf. I am trying to help you. I only told her what millions more will soon learn. Do you wanna know the truth? There’s chaos in you. Let him go.”

“Steven Grant of the gift shop. Give me the scarab and you won’t be torn apart.”

Donna, Moon Knight, Disney+, Marvel Studios, Lucy Thackeray


“Stevie. That better not be you again. Don’t know how many times I have to tell you this. You’re not the bloody tour guide, Stevie. No, you’re bloody useless unless you’re actually doing what you’re paid to do, which is to sell these to children. Stevie you absolute rascal. I didn’t know you had taken a crack. Hang on, did she say steak? What in the world’s a bloody vegan gonna eat in a steak house? Yeah, I can see why she went for it. Real catch you are.”

“Bring those hippos up here, will you? And that’s what made you late for work again, was it? Third time this week you’ve shuffled in like a lazy sod. That’s why you’ll be on inventory this week. Well done. The what? Stop, please. If this is some weird audition to tour guide here, the answer’s still no. I fired two of them for bein’ late. Listen, if you don’t natterin’ at me, I swear I’ll shove you in a sarcophagus. You can tell the pharaoh in there what’s wrong them and all. Go on. Go. Now. Oh, leave it. Just leave it. Get out. Go away from me. I don’t understand what’s happening! What?”

“Can you take these downstairs? Take it downstairs now. Can you take this downstairs, please? I don’t give a monkey’s. Take these downstairs… you’re still on inventory tonight.”

Dylan, Moon Knight, Disney+, Marvel Studios, Saffron Hocking


“Hello. How’s the sugar trade going? My next tour’s here but just checking, we still on for 7:00 tomorrow? ‘Best steak in town?’ Yeah? Okay. What? You’re funny. I’ll see you then.”

“Punchy. Calling me now? Right. Welcome to Sunday. It doesn’t change the fact that today is Sunday, which means ‘lose my number.’ Cheers.”

Museum Attendee

“It’s not like there’s anything in there. How come? And did it suck for you? Getting rejected from the Field of Reeds?”

Security Guard

“Good night, Scotty. See ya, mate. Huh.”

“How’s it going, Scotty? All right, mate. They’re adorable, mate. Really, mate? It’s a museum. That’ll be difficult. Anyone who wants to come in can, it’s free. Gotta go, it’s Mom.”

Security Guard 2

“Praise Ammit.”


“Excuse me. Can you take our picture with him? Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yes. Thank you.”


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Khonshu, Moon Knight, Disney+, Marvel Studios, F. Murray Abraham


“Go back to sleep, worm. You’re not supposed to be here. Surrender the body to Marc. Oh, the idiot’s in control. Don’t just stand there. Run! No, no, no! No! Please!”

“You will give him nothing. No. The idiot’s back. Don’t you dare drop the scarab. Wake up, Marc! If he loses the scarab, I’ll kill you both. Truck, stupid! Truck! Did he just throw the gun? Then leave us be, parasite!”

“Steven. Steven. Steven. Who said that? You’re gonna get yourself in trouble.”

“What are you doing, Steven?”

Ammitt Acolyte

“He’s heading for the village. I’m sorry. There was a problem with the exchange. We got ambushed. Someone killed two of our men. We think so, yes.”

Ammitt Acolyte 2

“Thank you.”

Ammitt Acolyte 3

“Please, Harrow. I must know. Yes. I’ve been good my entire life.”

Ammitt Acolyte 4

“Got it! That is my van! That is my van!”

Pet Store

“What do you mean, ‘grew back?’ I see two… well, if you wanna swap it, go ahead. But, like I said yesterday, they’ve all got… yeah, all right. Look, as I said, they’ve all got two fins. I don’t care what that Nemo movie says. Find a pet shop that sells disabled fish and go there. I don’t have time for this. Are you mad? The fish is wrong, the time is wrong. You’re not quite right.”

Steak House

“We still expecting one more? Sunday, sir. The kitchen’s closing soon. Sure. What cut would you like? I see. The center-cut’s filet. And how would you like that? I’ll put you for well done.”


“Oh, my God, you’re alive. That’s it? I’ve been texting and calling you for months. You couldn’t give me any sing that you were okay? I thought something happened to you. Where were you? Where’ve you been? Hello? You… what is with this accent? What is happening right now? What do you mean, ‘who?’ What’s wrong with you, Marc?”

Elevator Lady

“Hold the door. Thank you. Hi. Fine. Thank you. Hope you find it. Always the same, isn’t it? Yes, the fifth. My friend Claire lives here. I’m visiting her. She’s expecting me.”

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