Amazon Prime Video original film Jerry Maguire was released December 13th, 1996.
#JerryMaguire made $273.5M at the international box office.
rottentomatoes: 84%
metacritic: 77
imdb: 7.3
oscars: 1 win
golden globes: 1 win
Jerry Maguire
Jerry Maguire is a sports agent in Los Angeles, California.
Best Actor in a Leading Role
1 nomination: 1997
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy
1 win: 1997
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
1 nomination: 1997
“So, this is the world and there are almost six billion people on it. When I was a kid, there were three. It’s hard to keep up. There. That’s better. That’s America. See, America still sets the tone for the world. In Indiana, Clark Hodd, 13, the best point guard in the country. Last week he scored 100 points, in a single game. Erica Sorgi. You’ll see her in the next Olympics. In Seattle, Dallas Malloy, 16. Her lawsuit helped pave the way for women boxers everywhere. She’s picturing her ex-boyfriend right now. In Indo, California, Art Stallings. Check out what pure joy looks like. In Odessa, Texas, the great Frank Cushman. This April, 26 teams will be falling all over themselves to sign him in the next NFL draft. He’s my client, my most important client. Believe me, there’s genius everywhere, but until they turn pro, it’s like popcorn in the pan, some pop… some don’t.” — Jerry Maguire
“I’m the guy you don’t usually see. I’m the one behind the scenes. I’m the sports agent. Wayne, I’m gonna hurt you this year. I’m doin’ fine. Listen, door’s always open if you wanna come and get a real agent. You’re welcome, Johnnie. I’m gonna go to a meeting now, and I’m gonna talk about you. ‘Cause I’d kill for you. I’m an animal for you. I hail you. You and I both know there’s a number you can afford. So I’m just gonna write it down, and we can move forward from there. No one said winning was cheap. You know those photos where the new player holds the team jersey and poses with the owner? That’s me on the left. Inside that building, that’s where I work. S.M.I. Sports Management International.” — Jerry Maguire
“Reebok came in with four million. Thirty-three out-of-shape agents guiding the careers of 1,685 of the most finely tuned athletes alive. You gotta be tough. I already have 18 million… I handle the lives and dreams of 72 clients, get an average of 264 phone calls a day. It’s what I do. I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during the Super Bowl in a game you are winning. It’s what I do best. I’ll give you 15 minutes to call me back. I’ll be honest with you. I started noticing it a few years ago and didn’t say a word.” — Jerry Maguire
“In the quest for the big dollars, a lot of the little things were going wrong. There’s no proof of anything except this guy is a sensational athlete! Lately, it’s gotten worse. Okay, Jesse. You take care, little guy. Yeah? It would take a tank to stop your dad. It would take all five Super Trooper VR warriors to stop your dad. Right? Right? Who had I become? Just another shark in a suit?” — Jerry Maguire
“Two days later at our corporate conference in Miami, a breakthrough. I already had 18 million on the table. Breakdown? Breakthrough. I couldn’t escape one simple thought. I hated myself. No, no, no. Here’s what it was. I hated my place in the world. I had so much to say and no one to listen. And then it happened. It was the oddest, most unexpected thing. I began writing what they call ‘a mission statement.’ Not a memo, a mission statement. You know, suggestion for the future of our company. A night like this doesn’t come along very often. I seized it. What started out as one page became 25. Suddenly, I was my father’s son again. I was remembering the simple pleasures of this job, how I ended up here at law school, the way a stadium sounds when one of my players performs well on the field, the way we are meant to protect them in health and in injury. With so many clients, we had forgotten what was important. I wrote and wrote and wrote and wrote, and I’m not even a writer. I was remembering even the words of the original sports agent, my mentor, the late, great Dicky Fox, who said…” — Jerry Maguire
“Suddenly it was all pretty clear. The answer was fewer clients. Less money. More attention. Caring for them, caring for ourselves and the games too. Just starting our lives, really. I’ll be first to admit it. What I was writing was somewhat touchy-feely. I didn’t care. I had lost the ability to bullshit. It was the me I’d always wanted to be. I took it in a bag to a Copymat in the middle of the night and printed up 110 copies. Even the cover looked like The Catcher in the Rye. I entitled it The Things We Think and Do Not Say: The Future of Our Business. Thanks. Everybody got a copy. Hi, this is Jerry Maguire. Did those manuscripts get… oh, they did? Oh, no, no. That’s fine. Thank you.” — Jerry Maguire
“I was 35. I’d started my life. Yeah, I’m Jerry Maguire. S.M.I. Good luck with that. I don’t think we’re at your pitch yet. Thank you. But we’re hiking up through the pools. I got the ring in my pocket, and… I’m a little nervous. I’m lagging, you know, and she says to me… get this… ‘hurry yup, klutz.’ It bothered me somewhat, you know? I got quiet and she got quiet. And I decide, I’m not gonna propose. The mood is not right. Why be impulsive? Now, at this point I know she knows that she was gonna propose and didn’t, and she knows I know. So we check back into the Pro Bowl hotel. No. But wait. Little do I know that my assistant has assumed that I’ve now proposed. So she’s gotten a lounge band to actually play Here Comes the Bride when we walk back in. All the football guys are in the lobby, watching. There’s even an ESPN crew. So I turned to her, sort of grandly say, ‘well, this is me, klutz, asking you, Goddess of rock climbing, to marry me.’ I took out the ring. You know, I don’t much like big scenes, but, uh, she said yes right there in the lobby. Some of the toughest men in football wept like babies. We’re gettin’ married in February.” — Jerry Maguire
“Excuse me. Can I help you? I know who you are. Dorothy Boyd in Accounts. You have the side-middle cubicle with the poster of Albert Einstein’s face morphed on Shaquille O’Neal’s body. What did you lose here? Listen, while I look… Dorothy? While I go look for him, why don’t you grab this curious gentleman here? Dorothy? Take care. You did? Thanks. Uh, actually it was just a mission statement. You think so? I appreciate that because I didn’t know if I should write it. I mean, it was 2:00 in the morning. I don’t know. Some of the stuff, I just… whoo! Uh-huh. No, this is, uh, great. This is great. Do you need a ride? Are you okay? Do you need a lift? It’s no problem. Sure. Ray, Dorothy, a pleasure.” — Jerry Maguire
“Sooner or later, I will have to stop. Oh! I don’t think we need to dot he thing where we tell each other everything. I know about the bachelor party. Oh, no! Oh, my God. All right. You! You! Ethan Valhere. Old college buddy. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Good morning, Jenny. Thank you, Wendy. Marcee. Tyson, hello. How can I make your life better? This is one of our agents, Bob Sugar. He needs to learn to knock. Wow.” — Jerry Maguire
“Hey. Fine. What’s up? Pardon me? Oh, shit. A crowded restaurant, so there won’t be a scene. You ungrateful, unctuous… You’ll lose. Oh, I’m over it. Now I want all my clients and yours too. Wendy, bring me my numbers. Wendy, Cushman’s line is busy. You keep calling him till you get through! And please bring me my numbers? Carlo, right now you’re paying 25% of your endorsements to S.M.I. I would cut my commission by 7%. I’m gonna make this decision easy for you, okay? Just, what does your heart tell you? I’m sorry to hear that. Listen to me. S.M.I. represents… I think you’re making a big mistake. That’s how I feel. I’m concerned about your family, your future. If you stay here, I don’t know what’s gonna happen.” — Jerry Maguire
“Bob Sugar? He’s a… he’s an entertaining, funny… he said I don’t know what it’s like to be a black person? I’m Mr. Black people! I’ve got to be honest with you. This is very personally distressing for me. Hello, Marilee? This is Jerry Maguire still holding for Katarina. I gotta tell you. It’s been a great day. It’s still me, Kathy. Rod? Rod, Rod, Jerry Maguire. How are you doing? How are you doing? That’s why I’m calling. Maybe the best thing is that we get together in person. Rod, I’m sorry. Would you mind holding? I just got someone. I said ‘more personal attention.’ Rod. You want Arizona dollars. I understand. Rod! Hello, Tee Pee. Rod, I need a decision from you. Are you in or out? That’s great. I’m very happy. Yes. Yeah, what can I do for you, Rod? Just tell me, what can I do for you? I’m ready. Show you the money. Show you the money. Show me the money. Show me the money! Show me the money! Show me the money! Show me the money! Show me the money! I love this black man! Show me the money! I love black people! You’re my motherfucker! Show me the money!” — Jerry Maguire
“Well… don’t worry. Don’t worry. I’m not gonna do what you all think I’m gonna do, which is just flip out! Let me just say as I ease out of the office, I helped build… I’m sorry, but it’s a fact! That there is such a thing as manners, a way of treating people. These fish have manners. In fact, they’re coming with me. I’m starting a new company, and the fish will come with me. You can call me sentimental. The fish, they’re coming with me. Come on. Come on. You come on. Come here. How is that? Okay. If anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the moment of something real, and fun and inspiring in this godforsaken business, and we will do it together. Who’s comin’ with me? Who’s comin’ with me? Who’s coming with me? Who’s coming with me besides Flipper here? This is embarrassing. All right. Wendy? Shall we? Okay. Okay. Dorothy Boyd, thank you. We’ll see you all again. Sleep tight. Let’s see how they do without us.” — Jerry Maguire
“Oh. Thank you. It’s… oh, sure, yes. Medical. I don’t know what I… when you think about what you did there, don’t… don’t panic. We’re gonna be okay. We’re gonna be great. We’re gonna be great. Yes. I wonder what he said. I think I was trying to sleep with you at the time. That’s right. Okay, okay. This is working. This is working. Who said anything about loser?” — Jerry Maguire
“Matt? I’m fine. I’m fine. Listen, I’m here today. We spent a lot of time together, Matt. You know how much I care about you, your son. You know I’m a straight shooter. Frankly I’m quite concerned, because if you stay with S.M.I., your son… I’m not really a hugger, yet… I can’t let go. Hey! Cush. How are you, Cush? How are you? Yeah, Keith. How’re you doin’? It’ll either be Denver or San Diego trading up to take him. He’ll go number one. I’ll give it everything. ♪ I was so… ♪ Can’t… ♪ Angel… ♪ Her heart… ♪ And I’m free ♪ Free fallin’ ♪ Yeah, I’m free ♪ Free fallin’ ♪ Whoo! ♪ Yeah, I’m free ♪” — Jerry Maguire
“Dorothy? Jerry Maguire. Is Avery there? Hello? Hello? What are they all doing in our office? Dorothy? Hello? That’s fine. Dorothy, we are back. We are so very, very back. I re-signed Cush. We’re set! Happy for us! Rod, being at the draft with me is a good idea. No, Rod, get on the plane, meet us at the gate. Good. We’ll see you there. Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards? I don’t know. Did you know the career record for most hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose, who is not in the Hall of Fame? I can’t compete with that. Yup. Yeah. Hey, Ray, have a good time at school. Wish me luck. Hey! Rod!” — Jerry Maguire
Dorothy Boyd / Ray Boyd
“Oh, hi. Hi. My son is really allergic to the material in the blankets, and I was wondering… oh. That’s okay. We’re in it together now. Honey, are you all right? You want some juice?”
“What’s wrong, mom? First class is what’s wrong, honey. It used to be a better meal. Now it’s a better life. Ray! Ray! Come on, buddy! High five! Oh, God. Ray!”
“Jerry Maguire. I work in your office. I was on the junket. That’s pretty good. My son, my mind. Ray! Ray! Huh? Oh. Oh, thank God. Oh! You scared me. Don’t ever do that again, ever! Okay, Mommy. Ever, ever, ever! Okay? Ever! Thank you so much. I loved your memo, by the way. Yeah. I think, in this age, optimism like that is a revolutionary act. Oh, yeah. No. That part about how we should embrace what is still virginal in our enthusiasm… not right now, honey. And force open the tightly clenched fist of commerce and give a little back for the greater good?”
“God, I was inspired, and I’m an accountant, you know? One, two, three, swing! I mean, to respect yourself enough to say it out loud? To put yourself out there like that, so openly, so nakedly? I don’t know. It got me. Swing! Whoo! Swing! Is this bothering you? Whoo! Whoo! One, two, three, swing! What? Oh, no. Oh. Yeah, I’m sure that would just make your day. To drive us all the way out to Manhattan Beach, making that left on tiny Waterloo Street, playing chicken with traffic, your life flashing before your eyes. I’ve obviously had too much coffee, huh? Uh, um, oh… there’s my sister Laurel to pick us up. Thanks. Bye. Hi, Aunt Laurel. Come here. Let me see you. Man, whoever snagged him must be some classy babe.”
“Hey, what’s going on? I will go with you. Right now? Shh! Bye. Bye. I’ll just… I know this is a bad time, but you will have a medical program? My favorite aunt is hearing impaired. He just said, ‘you complete me.’ Of course, medical. If you had read what he wrote, you would have left with him too. And I can always take that job in San Diego. Of course. A hundred and fifty dollars. Wait. Where is Ray? That’s wonderful. The next time you decide to lecture me, don’t leave my little boy in that room with that divorced women’s group. My God. What did I do?”
“Hello? Hi. Uh, she had to fly to Atlanta. She had a meeting at the NFL office. Wait. Oh, God. Jerry! Go sit by Chad. Sorry. That was my son and the nanny. Yeah, I had the calls transferred to my house, so I could go over some of your stuff. I am so happy for you. Happy for us. Okay. Happy for us. Avery’ll meet you at the ‘B’ gate at 4:15. Don’t be late. Jerry, do you know the human head weighs eight pounds? Do you know bees and dogs can smell fear? Oh, I put Tidwell on the same floor at the Marriot Marquis. He doesn’t smoke, does he? Do you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits? Okay. So did we go over everything? Yes? Back on Tuesday, right? Luck!”
Marcee Tidwell / Tyson
“Jerry, I’m glad to see you finally made it. Rod is very, very upset. Tyson! No. Okay, Mommy. Hello, Jerry. Long time no see! What did I say, Tyson? Jerry, this is humiliating, and I’m pregnant and I’m incapable of bullshit. Where is our offer from Arizona? You’ve called our house, right? Now, I don’t know what you do with your 4%, but this man, my husband, has a whole plan, an image. When you put him in a Waterbed Warehouse commercial, you’re making him common, when you know we deserve the big four, shoe, car, clothing line, soft drink. I know about the four jewels of the celebrity endorsement dollar. I majored in marketing, baby, and so did my husband. We came to play. The dirty man is back! Ha, ha, ha, ha!”
“I hear what you’re sayin’, Daddy.”
Rod Tidwell
Best Actor in a Supporting Role
1 win: 1997
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
1 nomination: 1997
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture
1 win: 1997
“Jerry Maguire! How am I doing? I’ll tell you how I’m doing. I’m sweating, dude! I’m sweating my contract. I’m sweating Bob Sugar telling me I’m missing the big endorsements by being with you. That’s how I’m doing. I’m sweating! You know what I’m saying? No, I hear that you hear what I’m sayin’, but do you truly hear what I’m sayin’? Didn’t you tell my wife, ‘more personal attention?’ Did you not tell my wife, ‘more personal attention?’ Good! We’re just getting started on my list of things you need to know! Take notes if you want to! I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle! I see a dude coming at me, trying to kill me, I tell myself, ‘get killed, catch the ball.’ Booya! Touchdown! I make miracles happen! I’m from Arizona, Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went to Arizona State. I’m a Sun Devil, man! Exactly! I’m sitting here with an ant problem. I got ants goin’ up and down my hallway! My brother Tee Pee’s room is flooded with… look at this! We got a flood in Tee Pee’s room! Say hello to Jerry Maguire. Jerry, my house is fallin’ apart! Nobody’s looking out for Rod Tidwell! We don’t know where we gonna live in a year! And I’m supposed to be a superstar, man!”
“I am a role model, Jerry! I have a family to support. Hear me? I wanna stay in Arizona. I want my new contract. But I like you. Yes, I like you, Jerry. My wife likes you. You’re good to my wife. I will stay with you. Are you listening? That’s what I’m gonna do for you. God bless you, Jerry. This is what you’re gonna do for me. You listening? Jerry? It’s a very personal, every important thing. Hell, it’s a family motto. Are you ready? Wanna make sure you’re ready. Here it is. Show me the money. Oh-ho-ho! Go! Hey! Hey! Money! Jerry, doesn’t that make you feel good just to say that? Say it with me one time, Jerry. No, you can do better than that, Jerry. Say it with meaning, brother! I got Bob Sugar on the other line. I better hear you say it. Not show you! Show me the money! Yeah! Louder! That’s it, but you got to yell that shit! I need to feel you, Jerry! You better yell! Do you love this black man? I love black people! Who’s your motherfucker? What you gonna do, Jerry? Congratulations. You’re still my agent.”
“Nobody’s showing up at my house! Why not? God bless you, Jerry. How’re you doin’, Jerry? wai…”
Bob Sugar
“Hey, finally somebody said it.”
“We still on for lunch tomorrow? This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. You guys are crazy. I’ll see you later.”
“Cronin’s okay for lunch? Pleasure. I’m sorry to interrupt you guys.”
“Hey, buddy. You okay? Came here to let you go. I came here to fire you, Jerry. It’s real. You should say something. You did this to yourself. You said ‘fewer clients.’ You put it down on paper. Jesus Christ! What about me? You know what I went through, knowing I was gonna have to fire my mentor? Carrying that around in my head for a week? Could you get past yourself? You wanted smaller. Whatever.”
“Cush! It’s Sugar! Look, I’m calling you first ’cause you’re the most important guy in sports. I wanna know one thing. How does that feel, to be a legend? It’s about to get better. J.J., what’s up, kid? Yeah, boy. Have you talked to Maguire? Homeboy had a meltdown or something. I just wanted to tell you I was talkin’ to Doritos about you, and they’re very interested. Hold on. Talk to Rick, okay? Martinez, hombre. Como esta? I don’t wanna say it was drug-induced, but the guy completely freaked out. You want a guy like that representing you going into the draft? I’ve said my piece. How’s your mom?”
“Do you think Maguire knows what it’s like to be a black guy? I haven’t seen you since we were with that stripper in Long Beach. You remember her name? I do. It was April. That’s my job, to remember the names of skanks you bang on the road. It’s not about the money. I do it all for you. I’m talking about money. Ho! Are you in or are you out? It’s not show friends. It’s show business. You are in. That’s good. Kathy? Why are you crying? Oh. So you’re in.”
“I will kill for you. I will maim, rape and pillage for you. I need to know, are you in or out? You’re gonna be so happy you stayed with Bob Sugar, ’cause I am the Terminator!”
Avery Bishop
“Don’t ever stop fucking me! Never been better! Never better! Oh! Open your eyes. If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I would do it. I’m not interested in it. There was a time, yes, it felt normal for me. But it was a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi’s or law school for you. Want anything from the kitchen? I’m gonna get some fruit. Jerry, this is what intimacy is. Oh, don’t forget, tomorrow we have dinner with Wade Cooksey. Your buddy Dooler worked his ass off to make you a tribute film. All those guys from the office are coming. Everybody loves you. Just calm down, relax, act surprised, and have an amazing time.”
“Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Little black book. Oh.”
“Function, function, function. Forward motion is everything. Cush saves all. You go to Texas. You keep one superstar, and they’ll all follow. There’s no real loyalty. None. The first person who told me that, Jerry Maguire, was you. Well, it worked. I will not let you fail. You are Jerry Ma-fucking-guire. King of the house calls. Master of the living room. You are not a loser. Mistake. I meant something else. When do you want to leave?”
Frank Cushman / Matt Cushman
“This is Cush. I just want to play football. Dad! It’s one of the agents.”
“I’m in the back den, Jer. Hey, you like a bloody beer, Jerry? Beer and tomato juice. Huh? We decided to stay with you. Okay. I told myself, ‘he shows up, we stick with him.’ Hey! Hey, Jerry. How’s it going? Remember Keith?”
“I want him to go number one in the draft, and I want him to play. I’ll either surf or ski. I don’t care. Denver’s where he should be. You know I don’t do contracts. But what you do have is my word, and it’s stronger than oak.”
Dicky Fox
“The key to this business is personal relationships.”
Aunt Laurel
“Hey, Ray. Hey, you. I’m double parked. Let’s go. Oh, sorry, honey. Is this everything? These three? Dorothy?”
“What about medical? You are a single mother. You have given up the right to be frivolous. Do you know how much those well-child exams cost? A hundred and fifty dollars. That’s just when he’s well. Asleep in the living room.”
Women’s Support Group
“We’ve all got a problem. We’re all stuck in some kind of pattern. It’s true. I think he was making an excellent point. First of all, we have come here to support one another, and we don’t even listen to one another. Women are taught not to see each other as good people. We see each other as the enemy. We’re competition for men. We’re competition for… it’s true. We are… we have this terrible competition going on. I really hated women. And then I met you guys, and you’re like me. And it’s important because I know you can be my friends.”
“So I finally, finally got in touch with my anger! You go, Alice! What’s her problem? She quit her job today.”
SMI
“They’ve all gone out. Would you like me… I could connect you, if you’d like. Front desk. How may I help you?”
“Good work, Maguire! Yeah! Unbelievable. Unbeleivable.”
“How long do you give him? About a week.”
“Sorry. Congratulations, Jerry! Jerry! Got you, man! Hey. Congratulations. For you. And this is for you, the finest cigar my club has to offer. This is what it’s all about, man. Everybody loves you. Pisses me off.”
“Whether you’re country, redneck or a freak, young or old, from Moscow, London or Memphis… Jerry Maguire …will still be the king of rock and roll to me. When I think about Jerry, my heart starts pounding. I know Jerry pretty well. Hi, Jerry. Remember me? He was no slouch in bed. It’s probably a good idea that Jerry get married, he won’t be alone. He cannot be alone. He can’t be alone. He’s almost phobic. Jerry is great at friendship. He’s just really bad at intimacy. He can’t be alone. He can’t be alone. He can’t say, ‘I love you.’ Are you listening, Jerry? Lies, lies, lies. He’s an agent. He lies. I love you too. Hey, love you too. Love you too. Love you, Jerry. I love you, man. I love you. I love you.”
“Sorry I missed the bachelor party. Good morning, Jerry. Marcee’s already in your office and she’s late for her plane back to Phoenix.”
“Martinez. I can’t believe they fired him. He’s gone. They fired Jerry Maguire. Did it at Cronin’s. S.M.I. This is Cleo. Hey. He can’t do shit.”
“You got eight calls. Ah, Jer, I’m… I’m three months away from the pay increase. I… don’t do it.”
Sports Enthusiasts
“When are you gonna try? When are you gonna concentrate? You wanna be a champion? Darn it! What the heck, coach? You don’t know diddly-squat about golf! You little shit!”
“Hey, Jerry, how’re you doin’? Thanks. We gotta win Superbowls. Hey, Jerry, how’re you doin’? All right. How much is this gonna cost me? I can’t afford that.”
“Was the girl 16 or 17? There was no girl! That’s bullshit! Are you Calvin Nack? Can you sign my card? I’m sorry, little fella. I can’t sign this particular brand of card. Only Pro-Jam Blue Dot cards. I just wanted an autograph.”
“Remo with the puck, and… oh, he goes down! Hi, baby. Do you know your name? Uh… Steve Remo. Uh… Steven Remo. Oh, wait. It’s coming. My name is Steve Remo. Yeah. I play for Chicago. This lady here is my wife. Hi, baby. And this is my boy, and this is, uh… uh, uh, wait. My agent. My agent. My agent. My agent. I gotta play this weekend. If I play 65% of my games, I get a bonus. I gotta get the bonus.”
“Mr. Maguire? This is his fourth concussion. Shouldn’t somebody get him to stop? Fuck you.”
“With the skyrocketing salaries and you are one of the guys responsible. That’s how you become great, man. Hangs your balls out there.”
“You’re with the sports people on the plane, right? Bobbi Fallon, B.P.I. I’m producing the Coke commercials for the play-offs. That’s all we have, okay? Oh. I’m sorry if I was rude just then. Why is it so easy to talk with you? Tell me about your fiancée. More champagne? Tell me how you proposed. How sad. I love that song. Oh, Jerry, you two are gonna be married forever.”
“Mr. Waters, Mr. Charles Waters. Rachel Adams, please pick up the white courtesy phone.”
“Jerry, I’m sorry. I have a longstanding relationship with S.M.I. Like I say, I mean, don’t make it harder than it is. Jerry, I want to cry for what they did to you at S.M.I. If we weren’t right in the middle of the Acura deal, you know I’d go with you. Oh, Jerry! Oh, God! Call waiting. Who could be calling me now? Hi! Kathy Sanders.”
“Hello, brother Maguire.”
“The playhouse rocks. Wait. Nanny? I prefer ‘child technician.'”
