Effervescent songstress Katy Perry and washed-up British imbecile Russell Brand officially ended their marriage recently and one wonders what in the world took so long. The break-up reportedly stemmed from the couple heading in opposite directions as Perry‘s career is beginning to skyrocket, and Brand‘s is well, not. Brand has had mild success recently in the American film industry with movies like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Get Him to the Greek and the more recent Arthur. In all three films he essentially plays the same washed-up, arrogant, promiscuous, out-of-control, no-talent moron and it’s like he doesn’t even have to act. It just comes naturally for him. Katy on the other hand catapulted into super-stardom this past year with five #1 billboard singles from the same album (Teenage Dream), being the first female artist to attain such an accolade (the only other being Michael Jackson). The couple neglected to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, meaning that Brand stands to gain upwards of $20 million from the divorce. I think the overall lesson we should learn from this is that dating the “bad boy” can go a little far in the form of an eccentric foreign ex heroin/sex addict who just took $20 million from you. Lesson learned. Let’s however hope for the best and take a closer look at this former Hollywood power couple.
Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson grew up in a strong Christian family in Santa Barbara California the daughter of two Pastors. Originally a Christian artist, Perry rose to stardom by pushing the envelope in the pop/rock genre. Perry’s breakout single “I Kissed a Girl” had a racy and mischievous tone, and pushed her 2008 album One of the Boys into the American Top Ten. Perry is characterized by her borderline-controversial lyrics and outrageous fashion sense. Bold, daring, audacious and extremely hard-working Katy Perry is undoubtedly a Promoter Artisan. Indeed Katy is charming, confident, and popular and has made a career out of being artistically bold and edgy. Katy however found out firsthand (as most Promoters do) that “[s]he who travels fast, travels alone“, as her booming success was likely the primary source of tension for the former couple.
Russell Edward Brand is an English comedian, actor, columnist, singer, author, and radio/television presenter. Brand is known for being eccentric and controversial, and as a result has been dismissed from several large media corporations including BBC and MTV. Brand‘s prior drug use, alcoholism, and promiscuity serve as a cornerstone for most of his comedic material and public image. Playful, fun-loving, expressive, energetic and uninhibited Russell Brand is undoubtedly a Performer Artisan. Indeed Brand (like many of his fellow Performers) is especially subject to temptations, and is inclined to be impulsive and self-indulgent, as evidenced by his past addictions and promiscuity. Indeed Brand takes to heart the idea that “nothing is so serious or sacred that it can’t be made fun of“. Though his “talent for enjoying life is healthy for the most part“, his “tolerance for anxiety is the lowest of all types“, resulting in his filing for divorce December 30th 2011 due to “irreconcilable differences”.
“Two SPs live primarily in the same world, the world of external, physical reality, speaking the same language of concrete objects, and they also share each other’s childlike love of fun and excitement. Two SPs have so many interests and activities in common—travel, sports, parties, shows, clothes, and so on—that they can come together as playmates in a way not possible with persons of other temperament. The only problem is that, with both partners living and playing so hard—going so fast in the same direction—they can quickly exhaust each other and lose interest. This pattern of two Artisans lighting up the sky brightly and then burning out and falling apart is a familiar one.” Please Understand Me II, p. 219
I think there’s a fine line between being a slut and being classy. I walk in between that line.
I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One”. And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
