Disney+ original film Iron Man was released May 2nd, 2008.
The #IronMan trilogy made $2.47B at the international box office.
rottentomatoes: 94%
metacritic: 79
imdb: 7.9
Tony Stark
Tony Stark is a tech billionaire living in Malibu, California.
“I feel like you’re driving me to a court-martial. This is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you’re going to pull over and snuff me. What, you’re not allowed to talk? Hey, Forrest! Oh, I see. So it’s personal? Good God, you’re a woman. I honestly… I couldn’t have called that. I mean, I’d apologize, but isn’t that what we’re going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first. You have, actually, excellent bone structure, there. I’m kind of having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird? Come on, it’s okay, laugh. Yes, please. That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict, but fortunately, the Christmas cover was twins. Anything else? You’re kidding me with the hand up, right? Yes. It’s very cool. I don’t want to see this on your MySpace page. Please, no gang signs. No, throw it up. I’m kidding. Yeah, peace. I love peace. I’d be out of a job with peace. What’s going on? What have we got? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait! Give me a gun! Whoa!” — Tony Stark
“Work it! Come on! We should just stay till the morning. Oh, no! Did they rope you into this? I’m so sorry. Of course I’d be deeply honored. And it’s you, that’s great. So when do we do it? There it is. That was easy. I’m so sorry. Wow! Would you look at that? That’s something else. I don’t have any of those floating around. We’re gonna let it ride! Give me a hand, will you? Give me a little something-something. Come on, honey bear. There it is. Lieutenant Colonel Rhodes rolls! And… worse things have happened. I think we’re gonna be fine. Color me up, will you? All right. Yeah, you can count on it. I know, I know. Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s. There you go.” — Tony Stark
“She’s all right? Hi. Yeah. Okay, go. Absolutely ridiculous. I don’t paint. That’s not bad. Let me guess. Berkeley? Well, Ms. Brown, it’s an imperfect world, but it’s the only one we’ve got. I guarantee you, the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I’ll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals. Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime. I’d like to show you first-hand. Okay, here’s serious. My old man had a philosophy, ‘peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.’ My father helped defeat the Nazis. He worked on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people, including your professors at Brown, would call that being a hero. Tell me, do you plan to report on the millions we’ve saved by advancing medical technology or kept from starvation with our intelli-crops? All those breakthroughs, military funding, honey. I’d be prepared to lose a few with you.” — Tony Stark
“Give me an exploded view. Log that. Please don’t turn down my music. How’d she take it? Why are you trying to hustle me out of here? That’s funny, I thought with it being my plane and all, that it would just wait for me to get there. Doesn’t it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive? Is it a good representation of his spring period? So? I need it. Buy it. Store it. Is in June. Please, don’t harangue me about stuff that’s way, way, down… deflect it and absorb it. Don’t transmit it back to me. What are you trying to get rid of me for? What, you got plans? I don’t like it when you have plans. It’s your birthday? I knew that. Already? Get yourself something nice from me. And? Yeah. You’re welcome, Miss Potts. Okay.” — Tony Stark
“You’re good. Oh, I thought you were lost back there. I got you. I got you. What? I got caught doing a piece for Vanity Fair. Waiting on you now. Let’s go. Come on. Wheels up! Rock and roll! What you reading, platypus? Come on, sour patch. Don’t be mad. I said I was sorry. Hi. I told him I was sorry, but he… I respect you. Hey! Heat up the sake, will you? Thanks for reminding me. You can’t have sashimi without sake. It would be irresponsible not to drink. I’m just talking about a nightcap. Yes, two, please.” — Tony Stark
“Hey, you know what? I’m not like you. I’m not cut out… can you excuse me if I’m a bit distracted here? General. Thanks. Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both? With that in mind, I humbly present the crown jewel of Stark Industries’ Freedom Line. It’s the first missile system to incorporate our proprietary repulsor technology. They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That’s how Dad did it. That’s how America does it. And it’s worked out pretty well so far. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee you the bad guys won’t even want to come out of their caves. For your consideration, the Jericho. I’ll be throwing one of these in with every purchase of 500 million or more. To peace!” — Tony Stark
“Obie, what are you doing up? It went great. Looks like it’s gonna be an early Christmas. Why aren’t you wearing those pajamas I got you? I’m sorry, this is the ‘fun-vee.’ The ‘hum-drum-vee’ is back there. See you back at base.” — Tony Stark
“What the hell did you do to me? What is this? I don’t remember. Where are we? Those are my guns. How did they get my guns? I refuse. I think you got a lot of my weapons. No, he won’t. Why should I do anything? They’re going to kill me, you, either way. And if they don’t, I’ll probably be dead in a week. If this is going to be my work station, I want it well-lit. I want these up. I need welding gear. I don’t care if it’s acetylene or propane. I need a soldering station. I need helmets. I’m gonna need goggles. I would like a smelting cup. I need two sets of precision tools. How many languages do you speak? Who are these people? Uh-huh. Okay, we don’t need this. That’s palladium, 0.15 grams. We need at least 1.6, so why don’t you go break down the other 11? Careful. Careful, we only get one shit at this. What do I call you? Yinsen. Nice to meet you.” — Tony Stark
“That’s because it’s a miniaturized arc reactor. I got a big one powering my factory at home. It should keep the shrapnel out of my heart. If my math is right, and it always is, three gigajoules per second. Yeah. Or something big for 15 minutes. This is our ticket out of here. Flatten them out and look. You still haven’t told me where you’re from. Got a family? No. What does he want? What do you want? A delivery date? I need him. Good assistant. 41 steps straight ahead. Then 16 steps, that’s from the door, fork right, 33 steps, turn right. Say something. Say something back to him. Then speak Hungarian. What do you know? How’d that work? That’s what I do. Initialize the power sequence. Now! Function 11. Tell me when you see a progress bar. It should be up right now. Talk to me. Tell me when you see it. Press control ‘I.’ ‘I.’ ‘Enter.’ ‘I’ and ‘Enter.’ Come over here and button me up. Every other hex bolt. Nothing pretty, just get it done. Make sure the checkpoints are clear before you follow me out, okay?” — Tony Stark
“Stick to the plan! Stick to the plan! Yinsen! Yinsen! Watch out! Come on. We got to go. Move for me, come on. We got a plan. We’re gonna stick to it. Come on, you’re gonna go see your family. Get up. Thanks for saving me. My turn. Not bad. Hey! Are you kidding me with this? Get rid of them. Hmm. Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long-lost boss? Yeah, vacation’s over. No. No is a complete answer. I don’t have to do anything. I’ve been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. I want an American cheeseburger, and the other… …is not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference now. Yeah. Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first. No, I’m fine.” — Tony Stark
Pepper Potts
“That’s Jarvis. He runs the house. I’ve got your clothes here. They’ve been dry-cleaned and pressed, and there’s a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere you’d like to go. Indeed I am. I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires, including, occasionally, taking out the trash. Will that be all?”
“I’m gonna try again, right now. I’ll keep you posted. You are supposed to be halfway around the world right now. Like a champ. Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago. Tony, I need to speak to you about a couple things before I get you out of the door. Larry called. He’s got another buyer for the Jackson Pollock in the wings. Do you want it? Yes or no. no. The Springs was actually the neighborhood in East Hampton where he lived and worked, not ‘spring’ like the season. I think it’s a fair example. I think it’s incredibly overpriced. Okay. The MIT commencement speech… they’re haranguing me, so I’m gonna say yes. I need you to sign this before you get on the plane. As a matter of fact, I do. I’m allowed to have plans on my birthday. Yes. Yeah. Isn’t that strange? It’s the same day as last year. I already did. Oh, it was very nice. Very tasteful. Thank you, Mr. Stark.”
“Tears of joy. I hate job hunting. Take us to the hospital, please, Happy. No? Tony, you have to go to the hospital. The doctor has to look at you. That’s enough of that. Call for a press conference? What on earth for?”
Obadiah Stane
“Thank you, Colonel. This is beautiful. Thank you. Thank you all very much. This is wonderful. Well, I’m not Tony Stark. But if I were Tony, I would tell you how honored I feel and what a joy it is to receive this very prestigious award. Tony, you know… the best thing about Tony is also the worst thing. He’s always working.”
“Tony. I couldn’t sleep till I found out how it went. How’d it go? Hey! Way to go, my boy! I’ll see you tomorrow, yeah? Good night, Tony.”
“Look at this! Tony. We were going to meet at the hospital.”
Colonel James Rhodes
“As liaison to Stark Industries, I’ve had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot. He is my friend and he is my great mentor. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present this year’s Apogee Award to Mr. Tony Stark. Tony? Thanks for the save.”
“You are unbelievable. Nobody roped me into anything! But they told me that if I presented you with an award, you’d be deeply honored. It’s right here. Here you go. Yeah, it’s okay. I don’t blow on a man’s dice. That’s what happens. This is where I exit. Tomorrow, don’t be late. I’m serious!”
“What’s wrong with you? Three hours. For three hours. For three hours you got me standing here. Nothing. I told you, I’m not mad. I’m indifferent, okay? You don’t need to apologize to me. I’m your man. I’m just indifferent right now. You don’t respect yourself, so I know you don’t respect me. I’m just your babysitter. So, when you need your diaper changed… thank you. Let me know and I’ll get you a bottle, okay? No, I’m not talking… we’re not drinking. We’re working right now. You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible. No. I’m not drinking. I don’t want any.”
“That’s what I’m talking about. When I get up in the morning and I’m putting on my uniform, you know what I recognize? I see in that mirror that every person that’s got this uniform on my back! No, no. You don’t have to be like me! But you’re more than what you are. No! You can’t be distracted right now! Listen to me!”
“Hey, Tony. Nice job. How was the ‘fun-vee?’ Next time, you ride with me, okay? Watch it, coming up here.”
Christine Everhart
“Mr. Stark! Excuse me, Mr. Stark! Christine Everhart, Vanity Fair magazine. Can I ask you couple of questions? Hi. It’s okay? You’ve been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that? And what do you say to your other nickname? ‘The Merchant of Death?’ Brown, actually. Rehearse that much? I can see that. All I want is a serious answer. That’s a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks. And a lot of people would also call that war profiteering. You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?”
“Tony? Hey, Tony? Jesus. You must be the famous Pepper Potts. After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning.”
Jarvis
“Good morning. It’s 7:00 a.m. The weather in Malibu is 72 degrees with scattered clouds. The surf conditions are fair with waist-to-shoulder high lines. High tide will be at 10:52 a.m. You are not authorized to access this area.”
“The compression in cylinder three appears to be low.”
Stark Industries
“Good morning, Mr. Stark. How towel? Hot sake?”
Happy Hogan
“She’s cute.”
“You did, sir. I had to cut across Mulholland.”
“Where to, sir?”
Yinsen
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you. What I did? What I did is to save your life. I removed all the shrapnel I could, but there’s a lot left and it’s headed into your atrial septum. Here, want to see? I have a souvenir. Take a look. I’ve seen many wounds like that in my village. We call them the walking dead because it takes about a week for the barbs to reach the vital organs. That is an electromagnet, hooked up to a car battery, and it’s keeping the shrapnel from entering your heart. Hmm? That’s right. Smile. We met once, you know, at a technical conference in Bern. No, you wouldn’t. If I had been that drunk, I wouldn’t have been able to stand, much less give a lecture on integrated circuits. Come on, stand up. Stand up! Just do as I do. Come on, put your hands up. Do you understand me? Do as I do.”
“He says, ‘welcome, Tony Stark, the most famous mass murderer in the history of America.’ He is honored. He wants you to build the missile. The Jericho missile that you demonstrated. This one. He wants to know what you think. He says you have everything you need to build the Jericho missile. He wants you to make the list of materials. He says for you to start working immediately, and when you’re done, he will set you free. No, he won’t. I’m sure they’re looking for you, Stark. But they will never find you in these mountains. Look, what you just saw, that is your legacy, Stark. Your life’s work, in the hands of those murderers. Is that how you want to go out? Is this the last act of defiance of the great Tony Stark? Or are you going to do something about it? Well, then, this is a very important week for you, isn’t it? Hmm? A lot. But apparently, not enough for this place. They speak Arabic, Urdu, Dari, Pashto, Mongolian, Farsi, Russian. They are your loyal customers, sir. They call themselves the Ten Rings. You know, we might be more productive if you include me in the planning process.”
“What is that? Relax. I have steady hands. Why do you think you’re still alive? Huh? My name is Yinsen. Nice to meet you, too. That doesn’t look like a Jericho missile. But what could it generate? That could run your heart for 50 lifetimes. What is it? Oh, wow. Impressive. Good. Good roll. Good roll. I’m from a small town called Gulmira. It’s actually a nice place. Yes, and I will see them when I leave here. And you, Stark? No? So you’re a man who has everything and nothing.”
“We’re working. Diligently. It’s very complex. He’s trying very hard. We’re both working. He’s building your Jericho. Okay? Can you move? Okay, say it again. He’s speaking Hungarian. I don’t… okay. I know. Oh, my goodness. It worked all right. Let me finish this. Okay. Tell me. Tell me. Yes. I have it. ‘I.’ Got it. Okay. All right. They’re coming! We need more time. Hey, I’m gonna go buy you some time.”
“Stark. This was always the plan, Stark. My family is dead. I’m going to see them now, Stark. It’s okay. I want this. I want this. Don’t waste it. Don’t waste your life.”
The Ten Rings
“What’s he doing? Working.”
“It doesn’t look anything like the picture. Maybe it’s been modified. The tail is wrong. It’s just backwards.”
“Relax. The bow and arrow once was the pinnacle of weapons technology. It allowed the great Genghis Khan to rule from the Pacific to the Ukraine. An empire twice the size of Alexander the Great and four times the size of the Roman Empire. But today, whoever holds the latest Stark weapons rules these lands. And soon, it will be my turn.”
“Why have you failed me? I let you live. This is how you repay me? On his knees. You think I’m a fool? I’ll get the truth. Open your mouth. You think I’m a fool? What’s going on? Tell me the truth. You have till tomorrow to assemble my missile.”
“Where is Stark? He was here a moment ago. Go look for him. Yinsen! Yinsen! Stark!”
USMC
“We can talk, sir. No, you intimidate them. I’m an airman. Sir, I have a question to ask. Is it true you went 12 for 12 with last year’s Maxim cover models? Is it cool if I take a picture with you? All right. Come on. Hurry up. Just click it. Don’t change any settings. Just click it. Contact left! Jimmy, stay with Stark! Stay down! Son of a bitch! Stay here!”
“Welcome, Mr. Stark. We look forward to your weapons presentation.”
Vegas
“Two craps. Line away.”
Narrator
“Tony Stark. Visionary. Genius. American patriot. Even from an early age, the son of legendary weapons developer Howard Stark quickly stole the spotlight with his brilliant and unique mind. At age four, he built his first circuit board. At age six, his first engine. And at 17, he graduated summa cum laude from MIT. Then, the passing of a titan. Howard Stark’s lifelong friend and ally, Obadiah Stane, steps in to help fill the gap left by the legendary founder, until, at age 21, the prodigal son returns and is anointed the new CEO of Stark industries. With the keys to the kingdom, Tony ushers in a new era for his father’s legacy, creating smarter weapons, advanced robotics, satellite targeting. Today, Tony Stark has changed the face of the weapons industry by ensuring freedom and protecting America and her interests around the globe.”
