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Chemical Dependency

HBO original drama Euphoria drops its second episode tonight.

#EUPHORIA has been renewed for a second season.

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Rue Bennett, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, ZendayaRue Bennett

Rue Bennett displays some ‘non-normative’ behaviors as a child warranting a cocktail of psychotropic pharmaceutical prescriptions and kicking off a lifelong battle with addiction and substance abuse outside of Los Angeles, California.


Rue Bennett, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Zendaya“I was once happy, content, sloshing around in my own private, primordial pool.  Then one day, for reasons beyond my control, I was repeatedly crushed… over and over by the cruel cervix of my mother, Leslie.  I put up a good fight, but I lost, for the first time, but not the last.  I was born three days after 9/11.  My mother and father spent two days in the hospital, holding me under the soft glow of the television, watching those towers fall over and over again, until the feelings of grief gave way to numbness.  And then, without warning, a middle-class childhood in an American suburb.” — Rue Bennett

“Thirteen… fourteen… fifteen… sixteen… seventeen… one, two, three… it’s not like I was physically abused… …or had a shortage of clean water… …or was molested by a family member.  So, explain this shit to me.” — Rue Bennett

“Like who?  I don’t remember much between the ages of eight and 12.  Just that the world moved fast and my brain moved slow.  And every now and then, if I focused too closely on the way I breathed… …I’d die.  Until every second of every day, you find yourself trying to outrun your anxiety.  And quite frankly… I’m just fucking exhausted.” — Rue Bennett

“Mm, uh, what?  No.  Hey, mom, you got any tampons?  And at some point, you make a choice about who you are and what you want.  Oh, my… all right, Gia, let’s roll.  What sunglasses?  I just showed up one day, without a map or a compass… …or to be honest, anyone capable of giving one iota of good fucking advice.  And I know it all may seem sad, but guess what?  I didn’t build this system, nor did I fuck it up.  and then it happens.  That moment when your breath starts to slow.  And every time you breathe, you breathe out all the oxygen you have.  And everything stops: your heart, your lungs, then finally, your brain.  And everything you feel, and wish, and want to forget, it all just sinks.  And then suddenly… you give it air again, give it life again.  I remember the first time it happened to me, I got so scared I wanted to call 911.  Go to the hospital and be kept alive my machines and apple juice.  But I didn’t want to look like an idiot, and I didn’t want to fuck up everyone’s night.  And then over time, it’s all I wanted– those two seconds of nothingness.” — Rue Bennett

“I spent a good portion of the summer before junior year in rehab.  God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.” — Rue Bennett

“Come here!  How are you?  I missed you.  Look at you.  Are you growing?  Hey!  It was the end of summer, the week before school started.  I had no intention of staying clean.  And Jules had just moved to town.” — Rue Bennett

“Who?  Which was sort of a dead-on observation for Fezco, who’s not normally revolving in the same direction as planet Earth.  Five days.  I mean, ever since I gave my life over to my lord and savior Jesus Christ, things have been, like, really good.  Yeah.  I’m fucking with you, Fez.  It was a joke.  Uh, but low-key, is Ashtray in the back?  What, you think ’cause I went to rehab, I stayed clean?  Yeah, well, the world’s coming to an end, and I haven’t even graduated high school yet.  I thought you had Asperger’s till I realized you’re just a prick.  Like what?  I’m sorry, I have zero fucking idea what you just said.  What is it?” — Rue Bennett

“I’m just so happy.  Okay.  Yeah.  Uh, Fez said he’d spot me.  Yeah, well, it’s a post-rehab discount, so you should ask him.  In truth, I didn’t have much of an issue with Nate until all the bullshit with Jules.  I mean, I never liked him, and once, during freshman formal, he tried to finger me on the dance floor without my permission.  But like… it’s America.  And if they were throwing an end-of-summer party… …of course I’d fucking go.” — Rue Bennett

“Jules moved from the city to the suburbs after her mom and dad got divorced.  She doesn’t really like to talk about it, but dads almost never get full custody, so you know some shit definitely went down.  She went to, like, three weeks of summer school with Kat, who failed Intro to Visual Arts.” — Rue Bennett

“Fuck.  Okay.  I went to eat.  What?  I don’t know what you want me to say.  I just said I went to fucking eat!  It was an accident.  I just peed!  Shit.  Now, there’s a few ways to beat a drug test.  The first is simple.  Stop doing drugs.  But if you’re in a bind and totally fucked, option one: niacin.  It’s a B vitamin that, like, breaks down fat and chemicals or whatever, and if you take a lot of it, like 2,000 milligrams, then chug a few gallons of water, you can flush your system in two to three days.  The only problem is it has a few side effects.  Skin flushing, extreme dizziness, vomiting, rapid heartbeat, and sometimes death.  I don’t recommend it.  Nor does any legit drug site on the internet.  Option 2: synthetic urine.  Yeah, fucking right.  Option 3: get a non-drug addict friend to piss for you.  The only problem is… …most over-the-counter home drug testing kits come with a heat-sensor strip that detects the temperature of your urine.  And if your parents watch you pee, you can’t really do the sink trick.  So you gotta get it fresh.” — Rue Bennett

“Hey, I, um… I need a favor.  I… like for real, Lexi.  Side effects of this option?  Please.  Thanks.  Shit.  It was good.  It was really, really good.  Five days.  Lexi and I have known each other since pre-school.  And like, in some ways she’s my best friend, even though I think we’ve grown apart.  We don’t really have much in common anymore.  Thanks.  Huh.  Mom, I have to pee.  I wish we could do this in a way that wasn’t a complete invasion of my privacy.  That was a mistake.  Could you… thank you.  I know, mom.  Can we just– can we not do this right now, mom?  I know a lot of you probably hate me right now, and I get it.  If I could be a different person, I promise you, I would.  Not because I want it, but because they do.  And therein lies the catch.  I’m sorry… for slamming the door earlier.  Hey, mom?  Can I spend the night at Lexi’s tonight?  Thanks.” — Rue Bennett

“Jules told me later what had happened.  Looking back on it, she probably would have just been better off going to McKay’s.  But…” — Rue Bennett

“Here’s the fucking thing that pisses me off about the world.  Like every time someone’s shit gets leaked, whether it’s J. Law or Leslie Jones, the whole world’s like, ‘well if you don’t want it out there, don’t take nudes in the first place.’  I’m sorry.  I know your generation relied on flowers and father’s permission, but it’s 2019, and unless you’re Amish, nudes are the currency of love, so stop shaming us.  Shame the assholes who create password-protected online directories of naked, underage girls.  Cassie’s actually super sweet.  You remember, like, from earlier.” — Rue Bennett

“Hey, how you been?  So, you’re dating McKay.  Um… thanks.  But anyway, back to this bullshit.  It’s obvious that Nate got in McKay’s head, because Cassie told Lexi, and Lexi told me, that the night of the party… they hooked up.” — Rue Bennett

“Now, I know this looks disturbing, but for real, I promise you, this does not end in a rape.  But here’s the thing.  Everyone on the planet watches porn.  Fact.  And if you were to click on the 20 most popular videos on Porn Hub right now, this is basically what you’d see: I’m not trying to be sex negative or anything.  I’m just saying… …this shit isn’t out of left fucking field.  I didn’t go to Lexi’s.  That was a lie.  So I was walking to McKay’s party, because this rule that I don’t drink and bike, ’cause like… why, thank you.” — Rue Bennett

“Jules once told me that every night when she was a kid, like, five or something… …she’d lock herself in the bathroom, get down on her hands and knees, and… pray to God.  She’d pray that when she woke up in the morning, she’d be 25 years old.  She’d live with her best friend, a girl.  Someone she hadn’t met yet, but… I don’t know why, but when she told me that story, I started to cry and I hyperventilated.  Jules just kept laughing and saying, ‘what’s wrong?’  But… I didn’t know.  And then, the night got weird.  Hey.  Now, there’s a couple versions of what happened that night.  It all depends on who you ask, and to be honest, I’m not always the most reliable narrator.  But Nate was fucking on one.  And in turn, Maddy was fucking on one.” — Rue Bennett

“And that’s right about the time that Jules decided to ghost her hookup and bike over to McKay’s.  Now, Jules texted Kate, but Kat didn’t answer, because… now, Kat wasn’t a prude, but she was a virgin.  She’d told Jules that a week into summer school, and when Kat saw her reaction: she was on a mission to enter junior year as a woman of questionable morals.” — Rue Bennett

“I was out back talking to Fezco when Jules arrived.  What?  What, what, what, what?  My bad, man, I forgot.  Come on, don’t go soft on me, Fez.  Yeah, you and everybody else.  You know, I remember when I was eleven years old… it was a couple months after my dad got diagnosed, and we got the results back from the prognosis.  And it was really good.  It was like, 80/20.  And we decided to celebrate, so… we like ordered a bunch of Chinese food.  I remember that night, I was laying between my parents in bed, and, uh… all of a sudden I couldn’t breathe.  It was like there was no more air left in the world.  And I was gasping, and I was panicking.  And they called the ambulance and they thought it was like… or allergic reaction or some shit.  And then when I got to the hospital, they gave me liquid Valium.  Yeah.  To calm me down.  And when it hit me, I thought… this is it.  This is the feeling I have been searching for my entire life, for as long as I could remember.  Because suddenly, the world went quiet.  And I felt safe, in my own head.  Two years later, he was gone.  Panic attacks stayed.  And I found a way to live, so… will it eventually kill me?  Maybe.  Fuck, maybe not.  I don’t know.  You still gonna be a dealer, Fez?  Yeah, man.  Me, too.  Me fucking too.  I mean… right?” — Rue Bennett

“Yo, shit, uh… are you okay?  Yeah, no, no, I totally, like, I get the logic behind it.  But it’s still, like, fucking insane.  I’m Rue.  Where are you headed to?  Can I come with you?” — Rue Bennett

“Let me see.  Oh.  Shh.  Sorry.  Sorry.  I’ve got an idea.  What?  Wanna get high?” — Rue Bennett


Leslie Bennett, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Nika KingLeslie Bennett

“What are you looking at, Rue?  Rue, look at me.  What are you doing, Rue?  Honey, it’s just the way your brain is hardwired.  Plenty of great, intelligent, funny, interesting, and creative people have struggled with the same things you struggle with.  Uh… Vincent Van Gogh.  Sylvia Plath.  And your favorite: Britney Spears.” — Leslie Bennett

“What’s wrong, Rue?  You said the doctor was in our network.  How could he suddenly be out of network?  I can’t afford it.  In my bathroom, under the sink.  Why is the co-payment $300?  Rue, did you eat breakfast?” — Leslie Bennett

“I’m very happy for you, Rue.  You’re about to start a brand-new chapter.” — Leslie Bennett

“Where were you?  What do you mean, you went to eat?  What?  don’t walk away from me.  You know what, Rue?  I don’t trust you.  I want you to tell me where you were.  Don’t you talk to me like that!  You know what?  I’m gonna drug test you.  Don’t be slamming no door around here.  I don’t care.  You’re not leavinf this house until you take a drug test.  Slam another door.  That girl’s gonna be the death of me.  Well, you lost your right to privacy after your overdose.  Don’t be flip, Rue.  You don’t understand.  This was the most frightening moment a mother could witness.  And Gia… Gia, who absolutely idolizes you– to have her find you unconscious… it’s okay.  I forgive you.  Come here.  Yeah?  Yeah, that’s fine.  Yeah.” — Leslie Bennett


Gia Bennett, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Storm ReidGia Bennett, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Storm ReidGia Bennett

“Did you see that video of the beauty queen who got acid thrown on her face?  It’s pretty fucked up.  What’s with the sunglasses?” — Gia Bennett

“Hey.  Good.  I missed you, too.  No.” — Gia Bennett

“Rue?  Rue?  Rue.” — Gia Bennett

Lexi Howard

“Hey, Rue.  What?  What?  Are you serious?  Here’s that eyeliner.” — Lexi Howard

“Here’s that eyeliner.” — Lexi Howard


Suze Howard, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Alanna UbachSuze Howard

“Hey, Rue.  How was rehab?  Well, that’s good.  How long you been back?  Oh.  New chapter.  Hmm?  Did you m– meet any cute guys there?” — Suze Howard

“She’s just being coy.  ‘Cause she has a new boyfriend she’s head over heels for.  Oh, okay.  Who’s that handsome young man who came over for dinner last night?  Christopher McKay.  So, Rue, how was rehab?  Did you m– meet any cute guys there?” — Suze Howard


Cassie Howard, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Sydney SweeneyCassie Howard

“Mom.” — Cassie Howard

“Yo, Rue, Rue.  Mom, stop being retarded.  He’s not my boyfriend.  Oh, my God, mom!  Stop!  Okay, mom, I’m literally going to poison you in your sleep.” — Cassie Howard

“What?  Why do you keep staring at me?  No.  You’re being cute.  Kind of.  It’s super embarrassing.  Does it turn you off?  Aah!  McKay.  McKay, stop!  Stop– stop!  Fuck, McKay!  Why would you grab me like that?  I couldn’t breathe.  Why the fuck would I like that?  I just didn’t expect it.  Just don’t do it again.  Unless you ask me first.  Or I ask you.” — Cassie Howard


Maddy Perez, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Alexa DemieMaddy Perez

“Do you think my areolas look weird?  But like, the edges, though.  Fine like they’re kind of weird, or fine like nobody but me would ever notice what I notice?  I’m disgusting.  I literally look disgusting.  He’s not a loser.  He’s a dick.  For real, I’d settle for like 50 grand.  Nate’s just, like, totally ruined my confidence.  You know when somebody just constantly criticizes, like, everything about you?  Girl, you just need to catch a dick.  Can you not be a cunt for like, 15 seconds?  Dad, stop being a pervert.  We’re literally, like, all naked!” — Maddie Perez

“Is that…?  Wait.  Didn’t Rue, like, die?” — Maddie Perez

“Hey.  Get undressed.  I want to go swimming.  I know.  No, I’m not.  I’m just trying to get back at my really shitty ex-boyfriend.  What if I told you that I wanted you to fuck me, right here, right now?” — Maddie Perez

“Suck my dick.” — Maddie Perez

Rando Party Dude

“You’re so hot.  You’re fucking crazy.  What?  Are you serious?” — Rando Party Dude

Kat Hernandez, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Barbie FerreiraKat Hernandez

“No.  Maddy, they’re fine.  Maddy, you just snap the fuck out of this.  You’re hot as fuck.  Nate’s a loser.  Who cares?  All dicks are losers.  Duh.  I’d settle for like four Corona lights and some non-rapey affection.  You just need to catch a dick and forget about your troubles.  Seriously, Maddy, the best thing to do after a breakup is to fuck someone new, and then move on.” — Kat Hernandez

“Oh, shit.  Slow down.  Dude, that’s Rue.  Oh, my God.  Yo, Casper!  You want a ride?” — Kat Hernandez

“What about her?  Definitely a slut.  What about me?  Yeah, I’m a fucking savage.  Huh.  Higher than you two can count.  I don’t know.  Let me see it.  Yeah, I have.  What do you mean?  Not in porn.  Doesn’t everyone.  Yeah.  Yeah, well… what?  Mm.  Why don’t you come find out?  Like, right now, in front of– in front of these two?” — Kat Hernandez

“I just lost my virginity.  this guy from St. Mary’s.  It was nice.  Yeah.” — Kat Hernandez


BB, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Sophia Rose WilsonBB

“Fine like shit the fuck up, Maddy.  Look, bottom line: y’all need to walk into this party like your pussy costs a million dollars.  Fifty grand is a million dollars.  That’s kind of depressing.  Yep.  That’s, like, every guy.  Please, Kat, remind me again how many guys you’ve fucked?  And, um, oh, yeah, cat-fishing, that don’t count.” — BB

“Oh, my God, I hate ghosts.” — BB

“Where the fuck have you been?  You missed the craziest shit ever!  Bitch, are you fucking serious?  With who?  How did you like it?  Oh, my God.  My little slut.  I’m so proud of you.” — BB

Ted Perez

“What are we doing for dinner?” — Ted Perez

Jules’ Dad

“Where you going?  Or something?  I know.  You know, just, new town.  Be safe.  Good.  I love you, too.  Okay.” — Jules’ Dad

Jules Vaughn, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Hunter SchaferJules Vaughn

“What’s wrong?” — Jules Vaughn

“Uh, I don’t know.  Some party, or something.  Dad.  Yeah.  I’m fine.  Love you.  Have fun.” — Jules Vaughn

“Uh, 22.  Thanks.  Uh, no.  I’m just, uh, visiting my grandparents.  What about you?  What do you mean?  I mean… yeah.  Thank you.” — Jules Vaughn

“Bitch, this isn’t the ’80s.  You need to catch a dick.” — Jules Vaughn

“I’m Jules.  I’m a friend of– I’m just minding my own business.  I’m not trying to start anything.  You wanna fucking hurt me?  Back the fuck up!  What the fuck is your problem?  You wanna fucking hurt me?  You have no fucking idea!  See?  I’m fucking invincible!” — Jules Vaughn

“Uh, uh, yeah.  It’s fine.  Guess I knew that was gonna get violent, and I didn’t want a fucking broken cheekbone or some shit.  I’m Jules.  Home.  Probably.” — Jules Vaughn

Ashtray, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Javon WaltonAshtray

“I thought your ass was dead.  This is a fickle industry.  Y’all come and go.  I’m just trying to stack my cash, pay off our mortgage.  So what the fuck you want?  You sure you don’t want to try nothin’ new?  2C-T-2, 2C-T-7, and 5-MeO-DIPT.  It doesn’t matter.  But this shit is fucking lit.  N-diisopropyl-5-methoxytryptamine.  It’s a fast-acting psychedelic.  Got some similarities to LSD, but with, like, key differences.  Not as visual and shit, but definitely a sense distorter.  I don’t know, the shit’s been bowing up in Tampa, and mad people like to fuck on it.  That’ll be 120.  Fezco don’t spot nobody.  I will go ask him, ’cause I know you’re full of shit.” — Ashtray

Fezco, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Angus CloudFezco

“There’s some new girl in town that I think you’re gonna be friends with.  Shit, I don’t know.  She came in yesterday lookin’ all Sailor Moon and shit.  I’m thinking to myself, like, look like somebody Rue would get along with.  So, how long you been back?  And like, how you feelin’?  Word?  That’s what’s up.  Shit.  Hey, I don’t judge.  Are you serious?  I mean, ain’t that the point?” — Fezco

“What the fuck, Rue?  Come on now, bruh.  You owe me 120 bucks.  Shit, you know I ain’t trippin’.  Well, to be honest with you, your whole drug shit got me feeling kind of uneasy.  No, I’m not.  It’s just that… I like you.  And I missed you, bruh.  Like… that shit at the beginning of the summer had me scared as fuck.  I’m serious, Rue.  I’ve seen a lot of people die.  None like you.  I don’t know what type of fucked up shit you got going inside your head.  I don’t know how to help, but I could tell you one thing: this drug shit, it’s not the answer.  You a fucking trip, bruh.  I’m too high to be having this conversation right now.” — Fezco

Nate Jacobs, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Jacob ElordiNate Jacobs

“Yo, I’d do it for Rue!  Yo.  The whole world’s gonna be talking about how McKay threw the grimiest fucking banger of the summer.  Fine, we’ll just take a picture of everything, and we’ll put it back the way we found it.  Would you stop worrying about your mom, and start worrying about all the fucking pussy that we’re gonna smash tonight, bro.  I don’t know.  I don’t give a fuck.  She broke up with me.  Fuck her.  Burn your– shut the fuck up.  Yo.  This is exactly what I’m talking about.  Right here.  I’m gonna tell you something– yeah, yeah.  Hey, yo, what up, B?  Yo, how ’bout you come and ride on this dick.  Whoops.” — Nate Jacobs

“Yo, so, Cassie’s a whore.  Fact.  Oh, have you seen her slut pages, though?  Relax.  No one gets here till ten.  What’s good, what’s good, good lookin’.  McKay, whether I like her or not is irrelevant.  The fact is, she’s a fucking whore through and through, bro.  She loves cars.  Shit, thank you for telling me.  What the fuck?  Yo, did you say you don’t know what she’s done?  Take a seat.  You and I are gonna take a little trip to the land of shame, bro.  And the Oscar goes to… oh!  Shit!  You want my advice?  You fuck her like the whore she is, you kick her ass to the curb.” — Nate Jacobs

“Yeah, that’s real classy, you fucking whore.  Get the fuck out of here!  Get the fuck out of the kitchen!  Fuck!  Get out of here.  Get the fuck out of here.  What the fuck are you looking at?  Who are you?  You’re a friend of, uh– a friend of whose?  ‘Cause you’re not my fucking friend.  Who the fuck are you friends with, Jules?  Hmm?  Do you guys know who the fuck this is?  Does anybody know who this is?  Does anybody know who the fuck Jules is?  Anyone at all.  You, do you know who the fuck Jules is?  So, who are you?  Well, no, you’re not.  Nobody that looks like you is minding their own fuckin’ business.  I know what you are.  Yeah.  Yeah, I see you.  So what do you want, huh?  You want some, some fucking attention?  ‘Cause I’ll give you some fucking attention.  Yo, is anybody here friends with Jules?  anyone?  Does anybody know who the fuck this bitch is?  Somebody better speak up, or this bitch is gonna get fucked up!  No, I was fucking kidding!  Put the fucking knife down, okay.  It was a joke.  No, no, no– you’re psycho!  You’re a fucking freak.  What the fuck?  By the way, I’m Jules.  I just moved here.” — Nate Jacobs

Troy, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Tyler TimmonsTroy

“Cassie’s on the slut pages?  Dude’s got mad feelings.  I’m talkin’ about like tag team.  With Roy in the front.  If you don’t, we will.” — Troy

Roy, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Tristan TimmonsRoy

“They’re wild, yo.  She’s like a fuckin’ freak!  For real, yo.  McKay’s about to start a Pinterest, guys.  Just wait.  Give it a minute.  That’s what I’m saying.  Double team.  This is definitely her.  Look at her titties.  If you don’t, we will.  Are you crazy?  I just got a tutorial, step-by-step.” — Roy

“What about you?  Are you a slut?  Oh, yeah?  What’s your number?  Yeah.  Exactly.  You watch porn?  Yo, you know what they say, right?  Fat girls give the best head.” — Roy

Rando dude #2

“Yo, we gotta see this shit.  What?  Oh, yo.  What’s up, Nate?  Triple team.  It’s her, bro.” — Rando dude #2

“So what’s the deal with your friend, BB?  Well, is she like a prude, or is she like a slut?  You’ve probably never sucked a dick in your life.  no.  Every guy does.  Not prudes.  Only sluts.” — Rando dude #2

Rando Party kid (Wes)

“Stop playing.  You’re a fucking prude.  Let me ask you a question.  If I were to pull my dick out right now, would you suck it?  It’s not hard yet.  No, most girls don’t know how to suck dick.  Well, they’re too gentle.  It’s like, they’re fucking scared of it or something.  Yeah, but like, how much?  How much of a slut are you?  Why don’t you take your top off?  Yeah.  I dare you.” — Wes

Chris McKay, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Algee Smith Chris McKay

“I don’t know, bro.  You know my mom is real OCD.  She notices the small shit: a little scratch on the wall, the dishes are out of order.  What the fuck is this, Mission Impossible?  No, no, no, no, no.  Wait.  It’s Maddy coming tonight?  See, no, bro.  ‘Cause she’s crazy.  I don’t want her to come and try to burn my house down.  Yeah.  Nate, don’t do anything stupid.  Come on.  No, Nate, chill, bro!  Come on man.  Fuck, bro.” — Chris McKay

“No, she’s not.  Fact.  She’s not even that type of girl.  No.  Yo, what are y’all even doing out the room, man?  Go back upstairs, bro.  Thing one and thing two.  Take it up, man. Take it up.  Look, all I’m sayin’ is, I think you did Cassie.  That’s it.  All right, look, I don’t know what she’s done, guys, but I’m just saying, I think she’s cool.  She’s smart.  She’s funny.  Bro, she likes cars, man.  No, I don’t know.  You can’t even tell that that’s her, man.  Shut your all little virgin asses up, man.  Y’all wouldn’t even know what to do with that.” — Chris McKay

“Nothing.  I’m sorry.  Kind of spaced out for a second.  I wasn’t being weird, was I?  Listen, I don’t want to sound corny or whatever, but… you are literally the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.  Fuck.  You always this wet?  Not at all.  It’s cool.  Stay right here.  What did I do?  I don’t know,  I thought you liked that.  Cassie, I’m sorry.  I didn’t know.  Cassie, I’m really sorry, okay?  I’m sorry.  You know I would never do anything to hurt you.” — Chris McKay

Therapist

“I’d say she’s suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder… …attention deficit disorder… …general anxiety disorder… …and possibly bipolar disorder.  But she’s a little young to tell.” — Therapist

Teacher

“Okay, does anybody have any idea of what a preposition might be?  Slow down, just breathe.” — Teacher

Man over PA

“Attention, students, we need to lockdown.” — Man over PA

Cal Jacobs, Euphoria, HBO, HBO Entertainment, Home Box Office Inc., WarnerMedia, A24 Television, The Reasonable Bunch, Little Lamb, DreamCrew, Tedy Productions, Eric DaneCal Jacobs

“Come in.  Ah.  How old are you?  Do you live in town?  Hmm.  Do you walk around like this?  Well, this is how you look generally?  You’re beautiful.  I’m envious of your generation, you know.  You guys don’t care as much about the rules.  You know, I think that’s a good thing.  And I don’t want to be that old guy that gives you advice, but I look at you and I think there are… two versions of how your life can go.  You can either go someplace, where you’re wanted for who you are.  Or you can stay in a town like this.  End up like me.  Living your life in motel rooms.  Selfishly… I hope you stay.  *****.  *****.  There you go.  That’s it.  **** ****.  ****.  You’re so clean.  And you don’t know how rare that is.” — Cal Jacobs



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