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Universal Pictures original film Trolls World Tour was released digitally last Friday April 10, 2020.

#TrollsWorldTour is the first major studio film to bypass its theatrical release window.

rottentomatoes: 70%

metacritic: 52

imdb: 5.9

Queen Poppy, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Anna KendrickQueen Poppy (Anna Kendrick)

Queen Poppy tries to bring trolls of differing cultures together outside of Pop Village, the Troll Kingdom.

Queen Poppy, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Anna Kendrick“Hey.  How’s it going?” — Queen Poppy

“♪ Woke up in the morning light ♪ Today is the day that I do everything right ♪ Now that I’m queen, I’ve got a kingdom to run ♪ ‘Cause Trolls, they wanna have fun ♪ Yeah, Trolls just wanna have fun ♪ They just wanna ♪ They just wanna ♪ Hey ♪ Trolls just wanna have fun ♪ When the working day is done ♪ Oh, Trolls, they wanna have fun ♪ Oh, Trolls just wanna have. Oh.  Well, I hope it says singing, dancing and hugging.  Ow-ow!  Yeah!  Good times!” — Queen Poppy

“♪ Good times ♪ We have a good time, yeah ♪ These are the good times ♪ We have a good time, yeah ♪ Yeah ♪ Leave your cares behind ♪ These are the good times ♪ Having the best time, oh, yeah ♪ Leave your cares behind ♪.  Guy Diamond, what’s wrong?  Hmm.  How about… Tiny Diamond? ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ Yeah ♪  Yeah ♪ Yeah, hey ♪  They just wanna ♪ They just wanna ♪ They just wanna ♪ They just wanna ♪ They just wanna ♪ They just wanna ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪ Trolls just wanna have ♪ Fun.” — Queen Poppy

“Hey, that was some fancy footwork, Cooper.  Biggie, Mr. Dinkles, you two were on fire!  I’m digging the new anklet, Legsly.  Tiny Diamond, welcome to the family, little buddy.  Oh.  Oh.  Okay, bye.  Uh-huh.  Sure.  What’s up?  Aw, Branch, thank you.  Being a good queen is the most important thing in the world to me.  Other than being your friend.  Uh, five it up?  Huh.  That could’ve been better.  Let’s try that again.  O-okay, one more.  Huh.  For some reason, we can’t seem to make a good connection.  Oh, yes, Fuzzbert!  Now, that’s a good connection.  Ooh.  Biggie?  Gotcha!  Ah!  It’s in my hair!  It’s in my hair!  Get it out, get it out, get it out!” — Queen Poppy

“‘To Queen, Poppy.’  Oh, don’t worry, everyone.  It looks like it’s just an invitation.  Just an invitation.  Barb, the Queen of Rock, announces her One Nation Under Rock World Tour.  Bring your string to the biggest party the world has ever seen.’  Queen of rock?  Dad, what’s going on?  Protect me?  I’m not a little kid anymore, dad.  I’m the queen now.  Wow.  That’s… dad, that’s great.  The more Trolls, the merrier.  Different how?  Different like Legsly?  Or Fuzzbert?  Or  Smidge?  Or Skyscraper Troll?  Now Barb’s announcement makes sense.  She wants to reunite the strings so the Troll World can be one big party again.  Yeah!  It’s when all the Trolls lived in Harmony.  And what’s more important than living in harmony?  It’s beautiful.  Run?  But we don’t even know what we’re running and hiding from.  You’re assuming the worst about someone you haven’t even met.  You’re not listening to me.  And I’m the queen.  We’re all Trolls.  Differences don’t matter.” — Queen Poppy

“Oh, look how cute you are!  Barb is gonna love your new look.  Tell her I look forward to helping her plan the world’s biggest party.  Oh.  Nothing.  She’s not the enemy.  She’s a queen, the same as me.  Well, my dad doesn’t know everything.  He may be fine in a world where everybody lives in isolation, but I’m not.  Well, we know they’re Trolls.  Branch, look around Troll Village.  Everybody’s different, even us.  Oh.  Did you hear something?  Look, being queen means having a lot of power, and it’s my job to use it for good.  I can’t stay home when I know there’s a world full of different Trolls out there just like us.  Okay, bye.  Oh!  Thank you.  I really didn’t want to go by myself.  Yeah!” — Queen Poppy

“Ugh, Branch, we don’t need a giant, comprehensive manual.  How hard can it be? ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ Try one of these.  Sorry.  Biggie?  We’re on a mission to help Barb unite the Trolls, and I’m so glad you’re coming with us.  And I hope you didn’t eat all the cotton candy, because Barb is gonna love it.  Branchifer?  What is this?  I love man stuff!  Weapons?  Ugh.  For shame.  Violence never solves a problem, Branch.  We don’t need them unless these pointy sticks help you listen or these rocks helps you put yourself in someone else’s shoes.  And what about these?  Is this– what, I– is this some kind of jewelry?  Oh, it’s actually kind of cool looking.  ♪ Oh.  Branch, the only weapons we need are this guy and this guy, for hugs!  W-we’re nice.  We’re really nice.  What is this place?  What happened here?  Barb doesn’t want to unite us.  She wants to destroy us.  Uh, our string is safe.  I thought it was a good idea at the time.  I-I can’t believe another queen would use her power for evil.  Uh, no.  Change of plans.  We have to stop Barb from destroying all music.  If we don’t stop her, who will?  It’s okay, Biggie.  No.  As your queen, I promise that I will protect you, no matter what.  I… pinky promise.  Never did, never will.  Let it be so.” — Queen Poppy

“We have to go to the Country Music Trolls in Lonesome Flats before Barb does.  Will you come with us?  Good luck, little Pennywhistle.  This must be here the Country Music Trolls live.  There is no ‘I quit’ in ‘team.’  This song is so sad.  You do?  Huh.  But it’s different.  Oh, they must not know that music’s supposed to make you happy.  That’s awful.  Okay, guys, guys, huddle up.  First things first, these trolls need some serious cheering up, and we’re gonna have to go top-shelf.  That’s right.  We need to sing them the most important songs in the history of music.  All of them.” — Queen Poppy

“♪ Yo, I’ll tell you what I want ♪ What I really, really want ♪  I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want ♪ I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ♪ I wanna really, really, really wanna zig-a-zag, ah ♪  Who?  Who?  Who-who? ♪ Who?  Who?  Who-who? ♪ It’s such a good vibration ♪ Yeah, come on, come on, come on ♪ It’s such a sweet sensation ♪  Oppa Gangnam style ♪ Gangnam style ♪ O-O-O-O ♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪ Gangnam style ♪ O-O-O-O ♪ Party rock is in the house tonight ♪ Come on! ♪ Rave on, party on! ♪ Party Rock is in the house tonight ♪ We just wanna see ya ♪ Shake that ♪” — Queen Poppy

“Wait, no.  We’re here to warn you about Barb, the Queen of Rock.  No, no.  Music should bring us together, not divide us!  Sugar.  Okay, Branch.  You can say ‘I told you so.’  I know you want to.  I know.  That was such a rad medley.  I can’t believe it didn’t work.  Maybe my dad was right.  The other Trolls are different in ways I was not prepared for.  Some Trolls, they don’t just want to have fun.  Plan B it is.  I guess we’re going home.  Yes!  Mission back on!  Branch!  Branch!  You can stop rescuing us.  I’m Queen Poppy.  What’s your name?  Branch, this is Hickory.  Hickory, this is Branch.  Oh, no!  Hickory!  Hickory, look out!  We’re not gonna make it!” — Queen Poppy

“I’m really glad you came with me.  Thank you.  I don’t know how we can ever repay you.  Oh, wait!  Yes, I do.  Gumdrops!  Hug time!  Hey!  Branch.  I’m sorry about my… associate.  This is the beginning of a partnership between Trolls that’s going to save all Trolls.  Ah.  Okay, we need to get to the Funk Trolls before Barb.  Cappuccino?  Cappucci-yes.  Well, I’ll bring more kindlin’.  What?  No.  Why?  Are you?  Well, yeah, but you don’t trust anybody, Branch.  Oh, I see.  It’s not Hickory you don’t trust.  It’s me.  Do you not think I’m a good queen?  I thought we were friends, Branch.  I’m starting to think you don’t even now what that means.  Do you hear something?  Look at that guy’s chest hair.  It’s.. it’s like I’m being paralyzed by its smoothness.  Hello?  Totally gnar-gnar.  Ah…” — Queen Poppy

“Who was that guy?  Biggie.  No.” — Queen Poppy

Branch, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Justin Timberlake

Branch, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Justin TimberlakeBranch (Justin Timberlake)

“What’s up?” — Branch

“♪ Lived underground to get away from the world ♪ Till I had my life changed by beautiful girl ♪ Just need the guts to tell her she’s the one ♪ But you know, Trolls, they wanna have fun ♪ Oh, Trolls just wanna have ♪ That’s all they really want ♪ Some fun ♪  When the working day is done ♪ Oh, Trolls, they wanna have fun ♪ Oh, Trolls just wanna have.  All right, Queen Poppy.  I’ve prepared an agenda for the day.  Uh, isn’t that what we do every day?  We have a good time, yeah ♪ Ah, what a Troll.” — Branch

“Hey, uh, Poppy, there’s something I was hoping to ask you.  I-I mean I guess it’s something I want to tell you, more so.  Uh, but listen.  You could feel free to respond to it, uh, with an answer, i-if you wanted.  Uh, what’s up is I, uh, I-I-I-I-I-I… I wanted to tell you that… uh… you’re crushing it at this queen thing.  There you go.  There you go.  Calm down.  Who’s a good boy?” — Branch

“There you go.  There you go.  Calm down.  Calm down.  There you go.  Wait, that’s all you heard?  One big party?  Well, I heard fighting.  The strings together leads to fighting.  And we won’t.  Not on my watch.  What we need is a plan.  On it.  Well, I, um…” — Branch

“Poppy.  What are you doing?  Sneaking out to meet Barb?  Headed into enemy territory?  Your mom just told us that Queen Barb is bad news.  He knows more about this.  You didn’t even know there was a string until this morning.  Well, but we don’t know anything about the other Trolls.  Stop trying to change the subject.  This is a terrible idea that will most likely blow up in your face.  What?  And I guess I’m coming with you.” — Branch

“All right.  In a short 456 pages, I’m gonna know how to fly this thing.  What was that?  Hey, man, join the club.  Y-yes, Poppifer?  Oh, it’s nothing, nothing.  That-that-that-that’s just my man stuff.  Well, I-I… I’m not saying we have to use them.  I’m just saying it’s better to be prepared in case we need them.  Gi-give me that.  We don’t even know what’s out there.  Wait!  No– oh, man.  By the way, I whittled those for hours.  This is gonna take a lot of hugs.  Whoa.  Something gnarly happened here.  Who said that?  Identify yourself!  Yeah, but not too nice.  So don’t even try it.  We need to make sure our own string is safe.  What?!  Poppy, are-are you crazy?  Okay.  Change of plans.  We need to get home as fast we can and get everyone in the bunker.” — Branch

“Well, it looks like nobody’s here.  We’re too late.  Time to go home.  Come on, guys, let’s go.  Yeah, it is sad.  But life is sad sometimes, so I kind of like it.  Oh.  Now, when you say ‘top-shelf,’ y-you don’t mean… and when you say ‘all of them…'” — Branch

“♪ So tell me what you want, what you really, really want ♪ So tell me what you want, what you really, really want ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ I wanna really, really, really wanna zig-a-zag, ah ♪ Who?  Who?  Who-who? ♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪ Gangnam style ♪ O-O-O-O ♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪ Gangnam style ♪ O-O-O-O ♪ Oppa Gangnam style ♪ Everybody just have a good time ♪ Rave on, party on! ♪ Party Rock is in the house tonight ♪ Tell ’em, Poppy ♪.  Well, I knew it.  ‘Who Let the Dogs Out.’  Too far.  Y-you did great out there, Poppy.  Plan B?  Right up here.  Step one: escape from Lonesome Flats.  Poppy, you don’t even know who this is.  This was my plan C, by the way.  That tickles.  Oh, yes, we are.” — Branch

“Me, too.  It’s not candy time.  It’s question time.  Huh?  Why are you helping us?  What’s in it for you?  ‘Trolls is Trolls.’  Wow.  Deep.  This ought to be good.  Guy probably doesn’t know the first thing about building a ra… oh!  I do want one.  But I am not happy about it.  Poppy, maybe it’s just me, but are you getting a weird vibe from Hickory?  I just– I don’t know.  I don’t trust him.  And you know what’s not safe?  Putting too much trust into a complete stranger.  Wait, what?  I didn’t say that.  We are friends.  And sometimes that means speaking up if I think you’re making a mistake.  Poppy, I can’t feel my face.  Hello.  It’s me.  Look!  Narwhals.  Oh.  Poppy, how’d you like the sushi?  Biggie, it’ll be okay.” — Branch

King Peppy, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Walt DohrnKing Peppy

“It’s nothing!  It means nothing at all.  It’s just junk mail.  You don’t need to worry about it.  I mean, quit looking at it, everyone.  Forget what you saw!  Okay, I’m calm.  I’m calm.  Well, I have long feared this day would come.  I was hoping to protect you from this, Poppy.  You’re right.  The truth is that we are not alone in this world.  There are other kinds of Trolls.  You don’t understand.  They’re different.  No, it’s not that.  They’re different in ways you can’t even imagine.  You see, we love music with a hummable hook, with an upbeat melody, with a catchy rhythm that makes you want to snap your fingers, tap your toes, and wiggle your butt.  That’s our music.  That’s what makes us Pop Trolls.  But these other Trolls, they sing different.  They dance different.  Why some of them can’t even begin to grasp the concept of Hammer Time.  Stop.  How about we break down to a smaller group?” — King Poppy

“It’s a story as old as time.  In the beginning, there was silence.  Until one day, someone made a sound.  Our ancestors were so inspired by the sound, they took six strings.  And those six strings had the power to control all music.  They could play anything.  Techno, funk, classical, country, hard rock and pop.  And every kind of music in between.  It was one big party.  But little by little, Trolls became intolerant of each other’s music.  They fought over what kind of music the strings would play.  The elders realized there was but one solution.  Each tribe would take a string and go their separate ways.  Those six tribes have lived in isolation ever since.  Techno, Country, Rock, Classical, Funk, and us, the Pop Trolls.  Exactly, Branch.  That’s why we need to keep our string safe.  Behold!  The pop music string.  And powerful.  Which is why we can’t let it fall into the wrong hands.  Don’t worry.  I’ve been preparing for this day for years.  We run.  And hide.  We’re hiding from Barb and all the other different Trolls.  You’re not listening to me.  I’m your father!  Uh, father trumps queen.  Now, there’s no time to debate this.  Let’s go.  Come along, Branch.” — King Poppy

Queen Barb, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Rachel BloomQueen Barb

“Hey, man.  There he is!  King Trollex of the Techno Trolls, right?  Queen Barb.  Of the Hard Rock Trolls.  And I’m here to take your string, bro.  You mean your bleeps and bloops?  Beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, boo.  Yeah.  That’s not music.  Do you want to hear some real music?  Rockers! ♪ Yeah ♪ Oh ♪ Here I am ♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪.  Oh, but by the end of my world tour, we’re all gonna have the same vibe.  We’re all gonna be one nation of Trolls, under rock.  Who’s ready to rock?!” — Queen Barb

“All aboard! ♪ Crazy ♪ But that’s how it goes ♪ Millions of people ♪ Living as foes ♪ Music ♪ Has kept us apart ♪ It’s time for the hard rock ♪ Revolution to start ♪ No spats, no tiffs, no fighting ♪ When everyone’s the same ♪ I’m going off the rails ♪ On a crazy train! Yeah!  I got the Techno string!  Who knew world domination could be so much fun?  All right!  Only four more strings to go until rock unites the world.  Dad?  Where’s dad?  There you are, dad.  I got the techno string.  What?  Uh… don’t you remember the plan?  Oh.  Great idea, man.  Okay guys, line up.  We’re gonna go over the plan again.  Okay.  We’re on a World Tour.  And on each stop, we get a new string.  When we have all six strings, I’ll play the ultimate power chord.  And I will unite the Trolls under one music.  Our music!  Oh, here it comes.  Riff, just help him, man.  Yeah!  Yeah!  Yeah!” — Queen Barb

“Sup, Trollzart dude?  I’m here for your string.  Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi.  Oh.  Oh, I’m sorry, I-I must have fallen asleep, because your music is so boring.  Where are the words bro?  Right?  Now give me your string.” — Queen Barb

“Wait.  Is that… Debbie?  No!  What did they do to you, my hairy little baby?!  Come here, come here, come here.  What-what-what do you… what is this?  Pop Trolls?  ‘Dear Barb, can’t wait to meet you I have tons of great party ideas.’  I like that.  ‘Maybe you and I can even be best friends.’  Best friends?  Is she making fun of me?  No one says that.  Friendship takes time and years of mutual care and respect.  You don’t just become best friends.  Plus, everyone knows I already have a ton of friends.  Right, Carol?  Okay, you’re busy.  That’s fine.  Love you, Carol.  Pop music isn’t even real music!  It’s bland!  It’s repetitive!  The lyrics are empty!  Worst of all, it crawls into your head like an earworm!  You know, and you can’t get it out– uh, I’m tired now.  Hating things takes a lot of energy.  No.  No.  Look what their music just did to dad.  Daddy?  Come back.  Come back to me, daddy.  No one does this to dad.  And no one makes fun of Queen Barb.  Ah!  I need that Pop string.  And I know who’s gonna help me.  The most feared bounty hunters in all of Trolldom.  Chaz, the Smooth Jazz Troll.  The Reggaeton Trolls.  The K-Pop Gang.  And… the Yodelers.  Okay.  As you probably know, I’m bringing a tidal wave of rock across this land of ours.  And soon there will be nothing but rock as far as the ear can hear.  Whoever brings me Queen Poppy gets to keep their very own music in their very own territory.  Right over here.  You want it or not?  All you have to do is get me Queen Poppy!  Dude, where are the Yodelers?  Well, I don’t pay you to hear.  If anyone can find me Queen Poppy and her string, it’s the Yodelers.” — Queen Barb

King Thrash, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Ozzy OsbourneKing Thrash (Ozzy Osbourne)

“Cool.  What’s a string ag-again?  Plan?  I don’t remember… whoa.  Rock and roll!” — King Thrash

“♪ Trolls just wanna have fun ♪ Trolls just wanna…” — King Thrash

Biggie, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, James CordenBiggie, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, James CordenBiggie (James Corden)

“Yeah, sorry about that, Queen Poppy.  Poppy!  Watch it, watch it!  Help!  I’m being harangued by a monster!  Someone stop it!  Whew!” — Biggie

“Oh, hello.  Sorry.  I couldn’t help myself.  You know I am around cotton candy.  Oh, dear.  Now looks what’s happened.  Mr. Dinkles got all gummed up.  Mr. Dinkles!  Mr. Dinkles!  Oh, there you are.  I thought you were– oh.  Right, then.  We’ll just be on our way– hey!  Poppy, wh-where are you balloon-flying us to?  I did what in the who now?  Uh, you may want to take a look at this.  Poppy, you said this could be handled with hugs.  How are we gonna hug our way out of this one?  Really?  It’s okay to be terrified?  When am I gonna learn to stay away from the cotton candy?!  Poppy, you know you can’t go back on a pinky promise.  And so it is.” — Biggie

“Yes, but which ones? ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ Hey, pretty girl, what you doing tonight? ♪ I wanna see ♪ What you got in store ♪.  I’ll never survive the big house.  We’ve got to get out of here.  Tell me about it.  I did the splits.  No one even clapped.  Am I not cute anymore?!  Come on!  Anybody got a plan B?  Enough with the formalities.  Let’s go!  Uh, this is Mr. Dinkles, by the way.  Branch, hold on to Mr. Dinkles!  Oh, Mr. Dinkles, you’re alive.  For a minute there, I thought you’d kicked the bucket.  Hug time!  Ooh.  Oh, that feels good.  Are you seeing this?  Oh, wow.  Oh.  It is a nice night, isn’t it?  Mr. Dinkles loves a full moon.  Let’s get our grub on.  Oh, that’s good.  Poppy!” — Biggie

“That was awful.  So smooth and easy and awful.  All right, that’s it!  We need to go home.  Stop saying that, and listen to me.  You only hear what you want to hear, and it puts us all in danger.  How are you supposed to save the world if you can’t even keep us safe?  You made a pinky promise to me, Queen Poppy.  And you broke it.  What kind of queen breaks a pinky promise?!” — Biggie

Guy Diamond, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Kunal NayyarGuy Diamond

“Poppy, come quick!  It’s an emergency!  I’m having a baby!  What should I name him?  I never knew my heart could be so full.  And nasty.  Oh.”

Tiny Diamond, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Kenan ThompsonTiny Diamond (Kenan Thompson)

“♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ Come straight from my daddy’s mane ♪ My whole body’s made of glitter ♪ Yeah ♪  And I’ll throw it in your face ♪  Face ♪ And the groove is in my bones ♪ My bones ♪ Just like my Aunt Queen Poppy ♪   Someday I’ll sit on the throne ♪ Get Tiny ♪ .  Thanks, Aunt Poppy.  And thanks to this silver-haired daddy of mine for bringing me into this world.  Peace and love.  Bless up.  Tiny and daddy out.  Hold me, daddy.”

Chenille and Satin, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Caroline Hjelt, Aino Jawo

Chinelle and Satin

“We’re on jumpsuit duty.  It’s scary.  It is.  Yes.”

Cooper, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Ron FunchesCooper

“I get to be a role model.  Some people just got it.  It’s creepy.  I love invitations.”

“They are all different.  A-and this one looks a little bit like me.  We even have the same hat!  Goodbye.  I hope I see you again, friends.  But even though it’s scary, I have to go out there and see if there’s other Trolls like me.  Oh, man, this is gonna be hard.”

“A pinky promise.  Dang.  Trolls that look like me!  Yes!  Oh.  Hello there.  Happy birthday.”

“I’m so lost.  I’m almost there.  I’m so lost.  I’m saved!  Are you, now?  ‘Cause last I checked, I was a mirage.”

Legsly, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Ester Dean

Legsly

“Thanks, poppy.  Kisses and donuts and sprinkles!  What is that thing?  I love being me.  Ooh.  You can’t touch that!”

Riff, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Karan SoniRiff

“Uh, just a little bit more.  Yes, Your Rockness.  Aw.  There it is.  What?  Oh, that’s a lot of glitter.  Gnarly.  What, what… gnarly.  I heard a rumor, uh, that they yodeled so hard, an avalanche fell on ’em.  Or something.  Actually, I’m doing this for college credit.”

Sheila B

“Ooh!  Poppy’s busted.  Bye-bye, little bat.  Road trip!  All right, Poppy!  Easy on the buttons!  Farewell!”

Skyscraper Troll

“Yeah, different like me?”

Pennywhistle, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Charlyne YiPennywhistle

“Hello?  Uh, are you nice or are you mean?  Okay.  Oh.  Hi.  It used to be called Symphonyville.  Where the Classical Music Trolls lived.  But that was in the before.  Well, it was the most wonderful place you ever did seen.  It was a place where all of the Classical Music Trolls could live in perfect harmony.  Ooh.  Wherever the conductor led, we followed.  But then Queen Barb showed up.  She took our string.  Our-our music.  She took everyone.  We lost everything.  This just got real.  Oh, no.  Someone has to rebuild.  And Pennywhistle is that woodwind for the job.”

Classical Trolls Conductor

“Play, play.  Beautiful.  Oh, no.  We will not go quietly.  Oh.  Oh.  No.”

Delta Dawn, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Kelly Clarkson

Delta Dawn (Kelly Clarkson)

” ♪ We don’t hope for ♪ Making things better ♪ All we want is to ♪ Keep it together ♪ Every day is a rainy day ♪ No change in the weather ♪ This kind of life ♪ Has made our hearts ♪ As hard as leather ♪ And all these tears are from ♪ The dust in our eyes ♪ And all these years ♪ Just keep on ♪ Passing us by ♪ We all know that we’re just ♪ Born to die ♪ That’s the way it goes when you’re just ♪ Born to die ♪ And all these years just keep on ♪ Passing us by ♪ And all this misery ♪ Makes it hard to deny ♪ That’s the way it goes ♪ When you’re just ♪ Born to die.  Now, take it easy, Growley Pete.  I feel bad for them.  It looks like they got beat up by a rainbow.”

“Now, I want you three to sit in here and think about what you’ve just done.  That was a crime against music.  Sweetie, I already know and have heard about this Queen Barb and her fancy World Tour.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got to go wash what you call music out of my ears.  Keep an eye on ’em, Growly Pete.  Go get ’em, Clampers!  Charge!  Hyah!  Hyah!  Don’t let them get away!  Come on, Growly Pete!  Do your thing!  That’s how you do it!  We’re gonna get you now!  Oh, for Pete’s sake.  Well, dangity-doodly.”

Hickory, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Sam Rockwell

Hickory, Trolls World Tour, Universal Pictures, Dreamworks Animation, Dentsu, Sam RockwellHickory (Sam Rockwell)

“Whoo-hey!  It ain’t right to put you in jail ’cause your music’s different.  It seems some folks round here don’t appreciate a rad medley when they hear one.  Let’s skeddadle.  Name’s Hickory.  I said let’s skeddadle!  Hyah!  I got it, Queen Poppy.  Yeah!  Yeah!  Uh-oh.  Well, I hope Pop Trolls can swim.”

“Yah!  There you are.  Whew!  I think we lost them.  We should be all right.  Gum what?  Oh.  Well, thank you.  Whew.  That’s got a zing, don’t it?  Uh… whoa.  Wow.  I loved your message about music bringing Trolls together.  You may be Pop, and I may be Country, but Trolls is Trolls.  You’re darn skippy.  Well, quickest way is down that river.  I’ll build us a raft.  Cappuccino, anyone?  I can make a cortado, a macchiato, latte.  We also do drip.  Food’s ready.  Hold it right there, Chaz.  My name’s Hickory, and I don’t much care for smooth jazz.  Gumdrops.  Soundproof and delicious.”

“One of the many bounty hunters out there looking for you.  I know, big buddy.  It’s enough to put you off jazz altogether.”

Rando Pop Troll

“I don’t want to be a big sister.”

Rando Pop Troll 2

“Oh, run!  What?”

Rando Rock Troll

“Yeah!  All right, Barb!”

Rando Rock Troll 2

“Ha!  Queen Barb!”

“Nice hair, dude.”

Rock Trolls

“Rock!”

Pop Troll Chorus

“♪ Oh, sparkly baby ♪.  Aw.  ♪ They just wanna ♪ They just wanna ♪”

Ancient Troll 1

“Boring.  Yay!”

Ancient Troll 2

“I want it!”

Ancient Troll 3

“I want to listen to techno!”

Ancient Troll 4

“No fair!”

Ancient Troll 5

“Hey, ya’ll, I want country.”

Ancient Trolls

“Blah, blah-blah-blah-blah.  Agreed.”

Pop String

“♪ Oh, yeah.”

King Trollex

” ♪ One more time ♪ What’s up, my techno Trolls?!  Tonight is about family, love and music!  Come on!  Let me see you jump!  One, two, three, four!  And get ready for the drop!  Are you ready, little buddy?  Wait for it! ♪ One more time, we’re gonna celebrate ♪ Don’t stop the dancing ♪ Oh, yeah, all right ♪ Don’t stop the… ♪.  Don’t worry, everybody.  We’ll back to the part in a minute.  Let me just take care of this real quick.  That’s right.  Who’s asking?  No way.  If we lose our string, we lose our music.  Okay, okay, enough.  Stop.  You’re harshing the vibe we worked very hard to build to.”

Digital Techno Dude

“Let’s do this, King Trollex!  Ooh, don’t do it, man.  Ah!”

Cloud Guy

“Once upon a time, there were two Trolls.  One was named Poppy.  The other was name Branch.  Together, they saved the world.  Poppy became queen.  Branch found his true colors.  And the two of them became best friends.  Boom.  And that was that.  Pretty cute, right?  Not to me.  I’m the type of cloud that goes for… this sorta thang.  Mm.  Anyhoo, what Poppy and Branch didn’t know is that their world was a lot bigger than they knew.  Like, a lot, lot, lot, lot bigger!”

Pop Trolls

“Hooray!”

Poppy (over speaker)

“♪ Trolls Just wanna have fun.  ♪ Just wanna have fun…”

K-Pop Trolls (Red Velvet)

“♪ La, la-la-la…”

K-Pop Troll (Park Soo-young)

“Do you validate parking?”

Jazz Troll

“Oh, okay.”

Reggaeton Troll (J Balvin)

“Oh.  I don’t know.  It looks pretty tiny.  Sounds like a pretty good deal.”

Lonesome Flats Rooster

“Cock-a-doodle– ah, never mind.”

Lonesome Flats Citizen

“Happy birthday, honey.  Time to get to work.”

Lonesome Flats Citizen 2

“Okay, daddy.”

Lonesome Flats Citizen 3

“Get it.”

Growley Pete

“Growly, growly, growl.  Yes.  Growly, growly, growly, growl.  No one can escape my mustache.  Hyah!  Hyah!”

Lonesome Flats Tumbleweed

“You suck!”

Clampers Buttonwillow

“Oh.  You in real trouble now.  Right, Aunt Delta?  Yes.  Dangity-doodly.”

Mr. Dinkles Diety

“Welcome home.”

Chaz the Smooth Jazz Troll

“Got you, Pop babies.  Soon, Barb is gonna have your string, and the world will be rid of cheesy, pointless pop music, once and for all.  And who are you supposed to be, cowboy pants?  Oh, yeah?  Well, you’ve just never had the Chaz experience.  Ooh.  Ah.  Smooth jazz will be heard again!  Smooth jazz will never die!”

Mirage Sun

“So hot.”

Prince D (Anderson .Paak)

Tresillo (J Balvin)

King Quincy (George Clinton)

Queen Essence (Mary J. Blige)

King Peppy

Cloud Guy

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