Marvel Animation original movie Hulk Vs. was released January 27th, 2009.
#Hulk Vs. went straight to DVD.
rottentomatoes: 100%
metacritic:
imdb: 6.9
Wolverine
Logan encounters Bruce Banner somewhere near the U.S.-Canadian border.
“My name is Wolverine. I’m the best there is at what I do. But what I do isn’t very nice. What the…? What the hell happened? Oh, yeah.” — Wolverine
“No one you wanna know, kid. Looks like someone had a bad day. Creature? It smells toxic. Gunpowder too. Well, someone tried to fight back. Guess they didn’t fight hard enough. Sounds like fun.” — Wolverine
“Don’t bother. Hey, bub. You haven’t seen a big monster running around anywhere, have you? Relax, crybaby. I ain’t gonna– you smell toxic. Who are you?” — Wolverine
“Here’s the deal, misty. There’s a third claw that’s gonna come out… …if you don’t start talking. Oh, hell. I don’t suppose you got any interest in talking this out. What the hell happened? Oh, yeah. Let’s do this. Come on.” — Wolverine
“Okay, bub. Let’s try that again. What are you looking at?” — Wolverine
“What do you want with the Hulk? You should’ve killed me when you had the chance… …because I’m gonna get out of here… …I’m gonna kill all of them… …and then I’m gonna cut out your heart.” — Wolverine
“Better than having to listen to you.” — Wolverine
Dr. Bruce Banner
“Oh, my God. No. Stay back. Stay away from me. Stay back. Please, I’m begging you, leave me alone. For your own sake, please, go. You’re in terrible danger.”
“Hulk smash little man. Little man, leave hulk alone. Little man, leave Hulk alone. Hulk is strongest there is!”
Sabretooth / Deadpool / Omega Red
“Thanks, runt. Logan, buddy, it’s me, Deadpool. I shot you.”
“I don’t care how long you’ve had him, professor. This is a mistake. I know him. He can’t be controlled. You have his DNA, so just let me kill him.”
“Your funeral. What do you say after the mission, we kill all those floating babies? Do you ever shut up, Wilson? What? Babies creep me out.”
“Wakey-wakey time. Logan, we missed you. And Weapon X just hasn’t been the same without you. Nobody calls me ‘bub’ anymore. And Omega Red’s a bed wetter. One day I will tear out your flippant tongue, Wilson. He’s very ashamed. And pointy things.”
“I shot him in the ass. With one of these. What? I did. We just wanna help him find his happy place. Did you see how angry he was? I mean, I’m sorry, but come on. I think his pants are too tight– oh, that is so not cool. I hate that guy. Wolverine, you look so sad. Hey, if it makes you feel any better, Lady Deathstrike tried to kill you… …while you were asleep.”
“Man, does she hate you. I mean, we all hate you… …but Deathstrike really, really, really hates you. Hey, still have that unbreakable skull? Damn it.”
The Professor
“Prepare the lab. We’re on our way. His vital signs are increasing. He’s waking up. Now, Miss Hines, begin the adamantium bonding process. Yes, professor. Commencing infusion. His vitals are erratic but holding. Excellent. Increase to maximum.”
“Weapon X’s mental conditioning and reprogramming are at stage five. Being combat assessment.”
“I’ll take that under advisement, Sabretooth. Prepare your team for the mission.”
“He’s fighting the programming. We are losing control. Increase the dosage. Initiate lockdown procedures. And someone activate Sabretooth. Guards! Guards!”
“Despite Deadpool’s idiocy… …Weapon X is indeed pleased to have you back, Logan. We put considerable time and money into you. You were our best operative, Wolverine. So disappointing. But you did lead us to Dr. Banner. Of course, you know him better as the Hulk.”
“Weapon X has been pursuing the Hulk for weeks. Unfortunately, there was some collateral damage. If only Department H had sent you in sooner… …who knows how much destruction could have been avoided. We wanted the same thing we wanted with you, Logan: a weapon.”
“I’ll erase Banner’s memories and reprogram him… …just like I did you. And then Weapon X… …will have the most powerful creature on the planet… …at our disposal. Wolverine, after I’m done with you… …you won’t even remember this conversation. I’ve erased your life before, and I’m going to do it again. All you’ll know is that you belong to Weapon X… …now and forever.”
U.S. Military / Department H
“Sir, I know I’m not supposed to ask questions… …but who are you? Copy. We’re still searching for any survivors.”
“It happened about four hours ago, just before dawn. The creature was sighted crossing the U.S.-Canadian border. This is what happened when it reached civilization. The Americans call it ‘the Hulk.’ Intel’s sketchy.”
“Department H thinks the U.S. military is covering something up. Department H wants you to find and stop the Hulk… …before he reaches another town or city. And if you can’t stop it, kill it.”
“Sir, I think we got something. Do you want us to try for a landing?”
