Sony Pictures original film Spider-Man: No Way Home was released December 17th, 2021.
#SMNWH made $1.921B at the international box office.
rottentomatoes: 93%
metacritic: 71
imdb: 8.2
oscars: 1 nomination
Peter Parker
Peter Parker masquerades as a vigilante named Spider-Man in New York City, New York.
“Do it. Execute them all. What the f–? Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Please don’t touch her, sir. Um… no, I didn’t– come on. MJ, I’m so sorry, but I can’t see anything with your hand in my– I don’t know. Your house? What? You said your dad really liked me. Dude. Dude! I’m so sorry. Are you okay? You said you don’t want to swing. Okay. We can take the subway. Are you okay? Come on, come on, come on. Okay, I’m so sorry. I’m sorry.” — Peter Parker
“Oh, no. I don’t know what to do. This isn’t what it looks like. No, no, May. Wait, have you been crying? Oh. Oh, uh… thank you. I didn’t know you broke up. I thought you were in love, May. Can we talk about this in the kitchen? I thought you guys were such a handsome couple. Let’s go here. This has nothing to do with sex. Oh my god. Will you get off your phones for five minutes? I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay? What? Um… maybe it’s not such a big deal.” — Peter Parker
“I didn’t kill Quentin Beck. The drones did, okay? No. Well, look. Nick Fury was there the entire time. Ask him. He can explain everything. What? MJ! They have nothing to do with this, sir. What is happening? Wait, seriously? Oh, my God, Mr. Murdock, thank you. That’s amazing. How did you just do that? Oh, Happy. I literally just finished my MIT one. You? Can you imagine if we both got in? And Ned? You got the scores and the grades. No, no, no. Well… kind of. It’s okay. It’s one of my favorite things about you. Yeah. I love your relentless optimism. I really like how you’re a people person. You like sports. Really? Oh. It’s Happy. Look. Gave his room to May to he’s sleeping down here. Ever since I got bit by that spider… I’ve only had one week where my life has felt normal. Or kind of normal, I guess. And… that was when you found out. Because then everyone that was in my life that I wanted to know, knew. And it was perfect. But now everybody knows and… I am the most famous person in the entire world. And I’m still broke. Yeah. Me too. Have you been listening this whole time? MJ says hi.” — Peter Parker
“No, I gotta wait– I’ll see you inside, okay? I’m just gonna… can we just stay up here all day? It is so crazy down there. Oh, come on. Stop. Stop. Yeah, for sure. MIT’s obviously the dream, but if we match up our backup schools, then either way, we’ll be in Boston. New school, new town. I can Spider-Man there. They have crime in Boston, right? It’ll be like a fresh start. What’s up? Come on. Be a fresh start. And we’ll all be together. Yeah. It’s okay. It’s a backup school. No? MIT? Uh… okay. Phew. Hey. Come on. Yeah. No. You? I mean, this is so not fair. I didn’t do anything wrong. You guys definitely didn’t do anything wrong.” — Peter Parker
“Um, hi. Hi? I’m, uh– is all this for a holiday party? Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme. Oh, well, congratulations. Right. I’m really sorry to bother you, sir. Okay, uh, Stephen. When… when Mysterio revealed my identity… my entire life got screwed up and I was wondering– I don’t know if this would actually work, but I was wondering if… maybe you could go back in time and make it so he never did? It’s not about me. I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people. My Aunt May, Happy, my best friend, my girlfriend, their futures are ruined just because they know me, and they’ve done nothing wrong. That’s right. I’m really sorry if I wasted your time. Just forget about it. The Runes of Kof-Kol? Seriously?” — Peter Parker
“So, what is this place? Well, I, um… really appreciate you doing this for me, sir. Right. Sorry. I’m ready. Wait, excuse me? Everyone? Uh, can’t some people still know? So my girlfriend’s just gonna forget about everything we’ve been through? Is she even gonna be my girlfriend? I don’t know. I really hope not. Thank you so much. Oh, my God, Ned. Ned. He’s my best friend so it’s important to me that Ned knows. Okay, I’m done. I swear I’m done. I’m done. But my Aunt May should really know. When she found out that I was Spider-Man, it was really messy. I don’t think I could go through that again. So my Aunt May? Thank you. Happy? No, it’s a nickname. Harold ‘Happy’ Hogan. He used to work with Tony Stark, but then he was… basically everyone that knew I was Spider-Man before should still know! Did it work? Five times. Stephen, listen, I am so– sorry, sir. When you say, ‘convince them,’ you mean I could have called them? I could do that? I got their letter. I assumed that was–” — Peter Parker
“Well, I mean, when you put it like that… come on, pick up, pick up. Flash, where’s the MIT mixer? Because I need to talk to someone. I’m trying to get Ned and MJ a second chance at getting in. Okay, I will, um… pick you up and swing you to school for a week? For a week. Flash, please. Help me. Okay, I’ll tell everyone that you’re my best friend. Flash, please help me. Perfect. Where is she? To go where? Hi. Yeah, I can see you. Oh, my God. Okay. Whew.” — Peter Parker
“Hi. I’m Peter Parker. Yeah, I’m sorry. I really needed to talk to you and I know you’re on your way to the airport. MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two smartest people I’ve met, and I’m the dumbest person because I let them help me, but if I didn’t let them help me, millions would’ve died, so please don’t let MIT be dumb like me. No, I’m saying don’t let MIT be dumb. I mean, like the dumber version of me that wouldn’t have let them help. Basically, what I’m trying to– why are you running? Oh, my God. Ma’am, you should get out of the car. Everybody get off the bridge! Hi? Do we–? Do I know you? I don’t know what you’re talking about. What machine? Listen, sir, if you stop smashing cars, we can work together and I can help you find your machine. It’s okay. You guys are good. You’re safe. Get out. What did you just say? Don’t worry, ma’am! I’m coming! Ma’am, just stay calm. Just take a deep breath. Are you okay? I promise, I’ve got this all under control. I am so confused right now. Hey. Whoa. Ma’am, you okay? Come on, you can still make your flight. No. Well, I’m– no, I’m– ” — Peter Parker
“But, ma’am, this isn’t about me. Really? Who are–? Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Until you stop trying to kill me, I’m in control, buddy, of this whole tentacle situation you got going on here, okay? Now, who are you? What is going–? No. Doctor–? Can you please explain to me what is going on? From every universe? The multiverse is real? I thought you stopped the spell. I saw another one on the bridge. He was like a flying green elf. Uh, Doctor Strange? My friends and I just got a second chance to get into MIT, and if the school sees me fighting these crazy monsters– I’m sorry but– hey, what did you just do? Hey, you can’t just– hey. Whoa. Sir? I know this is my mess, and I swear to you I’ll fix it, but I’m gonna need some help.” — Peter Parker
“Hey. Hey. Hey. Sorry for dragging you into this. You just gotta help me find these guys. No, that was after. Let’s just focus on the good news, okay? About this whole spell thing– wait, really? Deal. Ned? The crypt. These are my friends. This is MJ. And this is Ned. Uh, I’m sorry, what was your name again? Wait, no, seriously, what’s your actual name? No, no, no. May. We gotta find these guys first. That could work. May, I gotta go. What’d you find? It’s gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge, right? You know him, don’t you? On the bridge, you said his name. What happened to him? Okay, um… I gotta go. Where am I going?” — Peter Parker
“Did you guys see that? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Are you guys seeing this? No. He was green. This guy’s blue. You wouldn’t happen to be from another universe, would you? I don’t know. Looks like he’s charging.” — Peter Parker
Mary Jane Watson
“I told you I never wanted to do this ever again! Sorry. Where are we gonna go? No! No! We cannot go to my house. My dad will kill you. Yeah, well, not anymore. Dude! No, not really. Uh… we should go. We should go. Come on. Swing me. You should just swing me. No. Look out! That was so much worse. Okay. It’s okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Nice to meet you. Not now. Peter?”
“Peter! Hey. Don’t say anything without a lawyer. I want a lawyer. Jones. I don’t go by Watson. If I have nothing to hide? I’m actually guilty of something? I’m very aware of your tactics and my rights. Did you send in your applications yet? Same. Yeah, but we’d have to get scholarships so we could actually go. You think I’m being too pragmatic. Really? What are your other favorite things? I am a glass-half-full kind of gal. I love people. I love them so much. I think the Mets are gonna go all the way this year. What’s that noise? I have a weird question. Um… does any part of you feel relieved about all of this? I’m… excited to see you tomorrow. Hi, Happy.”
“This one’s good. ‘Some suggest that Parker’s powers include the male spider’s ability to hypnotize females, which he used to seduce Jones-Watson into his cult of personality.’ Yes, my Spider-Lord. Yeah, I’d love that. Yes. Minus the Frisbee and the smiling. Yes. I don’t know. I just feel like, if you don’t– if you expect disappointment, then you can never really get disappointed. Yeah. No, you’re right. Fresh start. Okay. Ready? Actually, that was Sasha so– on it. Don’t, because he will just make me clean it. Okay, on three. One, two, three. No. Expect disappointment and you will never get disappointed. Yeah, I’m coming. Know what? I wouldn’t change a thing I did.”
“Peter. Hey. You don’t have to apologize. You got us a second shot at MIT. It’s fine. Wait. What? I thought it was the MIT lady you saved. You’re telling us what to do even though it was your spell that got screwed up, meaning that all this is kind of your mess. I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word ‘please.’ It’s totally okay. Yeah. I mean, I get it. You were just trying to fix things, and so… maybe just run it by us next time, you know? That way, when you’re thinking, ‘I’m about to do something that could break the universe,’ we could, like, help you workshop or something or… brainstorm ideas. That is a Pilates machine. That is– okay, we so get the rest of the guys, you zap them, Doctor Magic will send them back, and when we get into MIT, round of stale doughnuts, my treat. Hey. Why?”
“Keep an eye out on the trees. We don’t know where this guy is. I genuinely don’t know how you do this without throwing up. Um, no. Peter, what is it? Are you getting the tingle thing? Is the tingle happening? Is your tingle tingling? Yeah. What’s he doing? I don’t like this. Just web him. What are you talking about? Right. Go to the right! Right! Right! He means right.”
Doc Strange
“Because someone forgot to cast a monthly maintenance spell to keep the seals tight. Higher duties? No, he got it on a technicality because I blipped for five years. If I’d been here, then– so, Peter, to what do I owe the pleasure? Please, we saved half the universe together. I think we’re beyond you calling me ‘sir.’ That feels weird, but I’ll allow it. Peter… we tampered with the stability of space-time to resurrect countless lives. You wanna do it again now because yours got messy? I am so sorry… but even if I wanted to… I don’t have the Time Stone anymore. No. You didn’t. Wong, you’ve actually generated a good idea. The Runes of Kof-Kol. It’s just a standard spell of forgetting. Won’t turn back time, but people will forget you were ever Spider-Man. We’ve used it for a lot less. Do you remember the full moon party at Kamar-Taj? Exactly. Come on, Wong. Hasn’t he been through enough? Fine.”
“The Sanctum’s built at the intersection of cosmic energy currents. We weren’t the first to seek them out. Some of these walls are thousands of years old. And they shot an episode of The Equalizer here in the ’80s. Don’t mention it. And don’t call me ‘sir.’ You ready? Nice knowing you, Spider-Man. The entire world’s about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Including me? That’s not how the spell works. And it’s very difficult and dangerous to change it mid-casting. That depends. Was she your girlfriend because you were Spider-Man? All right, fine. Everyone in the world’s gonna forget you’re Spider-Man except your girlfriend. What is a Ned? Okay, let’s not change the parameters of this spell any more while I’m casting it. Peter, stop tampering with the spell. Yes. No, I’m annoyed. Could you just stop talking? No. You changed my spell six times. You changed my spell. You don’t do that. I told you. And that is why. That spell was out of control. If I hadn’t shut it down, something catastrophic could have happened. Call me ‘sir.’ After everything we’ve been through, somehow I always forget you’re just a kid. Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio. It’s you trying to live two different lives. And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes. Believe me. I’m so sorry about you and your friends not getting into college, but if they rejected you and you tried to convince them to reconsider, there’s nothing else you can do. Yeah. You haven’t called the…?”
“I’m sorry. Are you telling me that you didn’t even think to plead your case with them first before you asked me to brainwash the entire world?”
“Be careful what you wish for, Parker. That little spell that you botched where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker’s Spider-Man, it started pulling in everyone who knows Peter Parker’s Spider-Man from every universe into this one. I think it’s better we don’t engage with them, because, frankly, the multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little. This shouldn’t even be possible. No, I contained it. It would appear a few of them squeaked through. After you left, I detected an otherworldly presence. I pursued it into the sewers, where I found that… slimy green son of a gun. Watch this. Do you know a Peter Parker who’s Spider-Man? Is that him? See? Okay, here’s what we gotta do. I don’t know how many visitors we’ve got– he sounds jolly. Start with him. I need you to capture them, bring them here while I figure out how to get them back before they destroy the fabric of reality, or worse, Wong finds out. What? Are you seriously still talking about college? This. Lots of birthday parties. One shot, send them here, move on. You’re welcome. Get to work. Now what?”
“Neither can I. Talk to your physician. We screwed up a spell trying to get you into college. No, let’s just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and… Scooby-Doo this shit. Please Scooby-Doo this shit. You can work in the undercroft.”
Aunt May
“No, it was really fun, right? That’s why they call if a fling. And we flung. We’ll hang out again. No, no, no. He’s always coming and going. Practice safe– oh, hey. You must be MJ! So nice to meet you. It’s really about boundaries. Let me answer the door. I didn’t know you were so awkward about sex, Peter. You take care of your side, I’ll take care of mine. What is up with this phone? Is that–“
“Federal agents? You stay here. You know the Fourth Amendment? Unreasonable search and seizure? Don’t say anything without a lawyer. With all due respect, and I mean that very insincerely, unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us, legally, you can’t hold us here. Excuse me? I wanna see Peter right now. I knew it. Thank you, Matt. I know that’s what you think. Calm down. Let’s hear what he has to say. Matt? We’re gonna need a safer place to live. Oh. Ah. How do we–? How do we–? It looks nice. And this is safe. First one’s here! Peter! Last one.”
“If the paint won’t come off, I’ll get it out. Well, finish your mission, and then come by. We’re having a canned food drive. Okay.”
Ned Leeds
“Dude! Dude! I’m not supposed to say anything to you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heh. I-I knew way before MJ did. I was Spider-Man’s ‘guy in the chair.’ Exactly. You would know. I literally helped him find the Vulture. I helped him hack a suit once and helped him get to space. Would like to have my words stricken from the record. Back off. Ned Leeds. Spider-Man’s best friend.”
“Finally some privacy. It is so crazy down there. So I was thinking… when we get into MIT, we should live together. This is gonna be us. Wicked crime. Fresh start. Feel like I’m gonna puke. This is our only shot. It’s here or nowhere. Okay. You guys ready? Yeah. ‘In light of recent controversy, we are unable to consider your application at this time.’ This is so not fair. Yeah. Because we’re actually friend with Spider-Man. Me neither. Although I do need to show this letter to my parents.”
“Whoa! I can’t believe I’m in the Sanctum Sanctorum. So how did you know you were a man of magic? Because my nana says that we have it in our family, and sometimes I get these tinglings in my hands– so how did the bad guys get here? You did it with magic? The undercroft? Badass. Oh, dude, I don’t care. It’s seriously not a big deal. Um, oh! A torture wrack. Let’s catch some multiverse men. Hello. Oh, is that a dinosaur? I got one. I mean, you can take the guy out of the chair, but you can’t take the chair out of the guy. There’s a… disturbance near a military research facility outside of the city, and witnesses say that they saw a monster flying through the air.”
“It’s-it’s really dark. What-what’s happening? Osborn? Whoa! Go left! Left, dude, left! Left! Go! Left! Yes!”
Happy Hogan
“I just feel so dumb. I didn’t realize you were miserable. It was fun. I could’ve been more fun. I can be fun. Like, when do you think? I should see what that is. It’s what I do. Peter? Peter. Peter. Oh, I– I didn’t see anything. We broke up. I should probably leave. Is that the door? I was gonna go, but… if you wanna go over it again. I mean– what’s that sound? I mean, I’m happy to rehash if if you want to. Is that here?”
“At least they used a good picture. Nice. Perfect. Yes? If I was? I need a lawyer because I’m–? I thought he was– you said there’s no charge. I could say under advisement of counsel, I refuse the answer to the question respectfully because the answer can incriminate me– it’s in Goodfellas. What’s the thing they say in Goodfellas? Welcome to the spiritual oasis. You like Donkey Kong Jr.? Wrap it up. You both like each other. We get it. Hang up. There’s no new ground being broken. Okay? I need my eight hours. Not by choice. Hello.”
Matt Murdock
“That’s great. Thank you. Well, I have some good news, Peter. I don’t believe any of the charges against you are gonna stick. You’re welcome. However, Mr. Hogan. The feds are investigating that missing technology. I understand your loyalty to Mr. Stark and his legacy, but if you were involved– I advise securing a lawyer. You’re gonna need a really good lawyer. You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There is still the court of public opinion. I’m a really good lawyer.”
MIT Vice Chancellor
“Yeah. You do know you’re in the street, right? MIT is dumb? You didn’t rehearse that, did you, Peter? The door’s locked. Door’s– hey! Peter! Help! Peter! No! Peter. You’re a hero. I’m gonna talk to Admissions about your friends. And I’m gonna talk to them about you. I am going to talk to them about your friends and you. Okay? And if you keep your noses clean, maybe you’ll have a fair shot. Here. Get out of the way. Let me get that man. Hey! You! I see you. Come here! That was not okay. Unbelievable.”
Doctor Octavius
“Hello, Peter. What have you done with my machine? The power of the sun in the palm of my hand. It’s gone. You want to play games? Catch. You think your fancy new suit’s gonna save you? Should’ve killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance. Looks like we got competition. Nanotechnology. Ah, you’ve outdone yourself Peter. I underestimated you. But now you die. You’re not Peter Parker. What’s happening? You don’t listen to him. You listen to me. Hey. Hey! Listen to me. No, not him. Me. Osborn? Let me out of here! From every universe? Who are you? And where am I? Spell? As in magic? What is this, a birthday party? Who is this clown? What is this madness? Yes. No. Hey, watch your mouth. How did you do that? Hey! Who the hell are these two? Dr. Otto Octavius. That’s impossible. Norman Osborn. Brilliant scientist. Military research. But he was greedy, misguided. We tire of your questions, boy! It can’t be him. Because Norman Osborn died years ago. So either we saw someone else… or you’re flying out into the darkness to fight a ghost.”
Jameson
“There you have it, folks. Conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time. But that’s not all, folks. Here’s the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down. That’s right, folks. Peter Parker. A 17-year-old high school delinquent… …harboring a homicidal hunger… …is, in fact… …the vile vigilante villain Spider-Man. All this time, people looked up to this boy and called him a hero. I’ll tell you what I call him, public enemy number one!”
“Spider-Menace! Governments around the world launch investigations into the murderer known as Spider-Man, aka Peter Parker, aka the web-headed war criminal who, for years, has been terrorizing the decent citizens of New York. Well, now this city and the world see him for what he truly is.”
Broadcaster
“We come to you now with revelations about last week’s attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, moments before his death. You may find this video disturbing. This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website TheDailyBugle.net.”
“New details from last week’s devastating attack in London have emerged. For more, we go now to Joint Intelligence headquarters. Authorities just a short while ago confirmed that the deadly drones used in the London attack were designed by Stark industries.”
“Stark Industries was caught in the web of the Spider-Man-Mysterio controversy today, when federal agents opened an investigation into missing Stark technology. Agents wanna know exactly what was taken…”
“We’re covering the first day of senior year for Midtown High’s most famous student, Peter Parker. Go get them, tiger. Or should I say ‘spider?’ The crowd has continued to grow here all morning long at the Midtown School of Science… the crowd seems evenly divided between supporters of Spider-Man and protestors. Keep watching Midtown News all year as we bring you up close and personal coverage of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet, college admissions.”
Mysterio
“I managed to send the Elemental back, but I don’t think I’m gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me. He has an army of drones, Stark technology. He’s saying he’s gonna be the new Iron Man. No one else. Spider-Man’s real– Spider-Man’s real name is– Spider-Man’s name is Peter Parker.”
AI
“Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties.”
“Stark network unavailable. Facial recognition unavailable.”
“Suit compromised. New device detected. Pairing new device.”
Wong
“The most famous person in the world. I know. Wong. Try not to slip. We don’t have liability insurance. No. One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia. A blizzard blasted through. That’s right, he did, because he forgot I now have higher duties. The Sorcerer Supreme has higher duties. Yes. You’d burn the place down. You two, no one said stop shoveling. He will. He’s very good at forgetting things. What? No, not seriously. That spell travels the dark borders between known and unknown reality. It’s too dangerous. No. Just leave me out of this. Fine.”
New York City, New York
“She knows him. Are you Spider-Man’s girlfriend? Are you Spider-Man’s girlfriend? Yo, it’s him. You’re just a kid? You murdered Mysterio? You helped him murder Mysterio? Come on, kid, let me see your face. He hit me. Spider-Man hit me! He hit me. Yo, Peter! Hey, Spider-Man! Hey. Is it true? Hey, Spider-Man! Yo, Peter Parker! Yo, Peter! Murderer! Mysterio forever!”
“Federal agents! Open up! Department of Damage Control. We have a warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker. Sure. Get in here, guys. Let’s go. The drones that are yours. Nick Fury has been off-planet for the last year. Ms. Jones-Watson. Ms. Jones, why do you want a lawyer if–? Exactly. Unless– mm-hm. Just answer my questions. I’ve seen your file. You’re a smart young woman with a bright future ahead of her. Why would you risk it all by getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker? So sorry to keep you waiting. Can we get Ned a snack, please? Absolutely. He’s been waiting. I got you. Dude, I’m so sorry about that. Not even a thing. I just have one question. When MJ told you Peter was Spider-Man– what’s up? I know about those. Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair. I didn’t know that. So in Spider-Man’s illegal vigilantism, you were his main accomplice. You should definitely lawyer up. Child endangerment’s a nasty rap. A boy was entrusted to you, and as his legal guardian, essentially his mother, you not only allowed him to endanger himself, but you actually encouraged it. Who does that?”
“Murderer! Mysterio forever! MJ! MJ! MJ! We love you! MJ, are you gonna have his spider-babies? Back up. Back up. Back up! MJ, you know he’s a murderer, right? Peter. Do a TikTok with me. Mysterio forever! Do a flip! Hey, let’s see you and MJ kiss! Who are you? I’m Peter Parker’s best friend. You come at my boy, you come at Flash Thompson. If you wanna read about our inspiring friendship, you can now in my new book, Flashpoint. One spider, two hearts, a million crazy-ass memories. Check it out. Go. No. Go.”
“Peter, we would love to welcome you back to Midtown High, where we shape heroes. Yeah, uh-huh. Or murderers. Stop it. It’s an honor to serve you, sir. It’s not. Mysterio was right. Stop. That’s all. Mysterio was right. Some of the students put this together for you. No, you did that. I helped a little bit. I tried to stop you so many times but you powered through. He did all of that. Did a great job. I hope you have time to check it out. Feel free to walk or swing through the hallway. Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody. We all know you can do it. I know what you did. Stop. You’re embarrassing yourself. He’s a conspiracy theorist.”
“Jones. I told you to take down the Halloween decorations. Enough attitude. Just do it. ♪ No sleep till ♪ Boston ♪. You guys didn’t get in? Uh, yeah. I better get going. There’s a mixer for new admissions and– sorry, guys. Jones, what are you doing? Get back to work. Dude, what? I’m busy. Why? What’s in it for me? I’m risking a lot just talking to you. For a month. Two weeks. You know what I want. Cool, cool, cool. There’s the assistant vice chancellor. You can plead your case with her. She left. To the airport. That’s Peter Parker. Mom. Mom, look. Mommy. No, it’s Peter Parker. Hey.”
