Curiosity killed the Keirsey cat. (or was the Schrödinger's cat)
Let me offend everybody, including me.
A Scientist is a drunk who looks for his lost keys under the street lamp, because the light is there.
A Mathematician is a drunk who looks for his lost keys in the pitch dark parking lot, because his car is there.
A Believer is a drunk who is still looking for solace in the bar, he hasn't figured out he lost his keys.
The rest of humanity are drunks in the bar looking for companionship: they don't have keys, so they wouldn't look for keys.
